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So, I saw this card at work and immediately thought ‘Soukoku would.’

I feel like Dazai would give this to Chuuya for his 17th birthday with a ‘And that’s why I loathe you. -Dazai’ in black pen under the words.

OFC Chuuya would misunderstand and take it as an insult, so he would try and be a jerk, thinking he’s so smart to return it with the ‘best’ crossed out and ‘Worst’ written over it before scrawling out ‘I hope you suffer. -Chuuya’ in red pen. Dazai takes it and gets all teary eyed and soft and refuses to let go of it or show it to anyone for weeks.

That’s when Chuuya realized it wasn’t an insult. So it becomes a tradition where alongside a cheap gift they would pass it back and forth with new snarky words on birthdays. Chuuya gave it to Dazai before he left for France, knowing his mission would likely have him miss the other boy’s 18th birthday. He was pissed off when he came back to his car blown up and thought that he wouldn’t see the card again because Dazai was cruel and clearly didn’t care for him as much as he thought. Only for the card to be hidden in his mailbox on his 19th and clearly tear blotched and a bit crumpled. A dark blue pen was used to write ‘Sorry, You can keep our proof of humanity until we meet again, Happy Birthday Slug. -Dazai’ with a tiny fish doodle

Chuuya kept it and didn’t shred it like everything else Dazai left since he had actually calmed down. Not that Dazai knew that, since Chuuya didn’t know where he was to send it back on his birthday. So the reaction to a single old crumpled and stained card on his work desk on his birthday completely baffles the ADA, especially with how he’s crying and grinning stupidly about the old clearly reused thing.

The new red ink says ‘I didn’t miss you at all stupid Mackerel, but you’re welcome to break in whenever. -Chuuya’ with a small poorly drawn slug.

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Before my tangent, enjoy a pic of the cat carrier stroller I saw at work!

I had A THOUGHT.

I was bored at work, as you do, and was thinking about how I would want my limb back if I got one amputated. (Mostly because I have a sick fascination and desire to know what it would taste like despite how I would never actually hurt someone for that knowledge.)

Then I realized that they probably would not give me back my limb and I would need to convince them that “It’s MY limb, even if no longer attached to me. Organ donor status is irrelevant because a leg/arm/hand/foot is not an organ, so bodily autonomy should still be in play! Plus! Who knows what those whitecoats/scrubs would do with it!?!? For all I know they could make another Frankenstein!!” Ya know, become overly paranoid so they had to do something.

Immediately after that I realized that someone would probably try to correct me that Frankenstein is the doctor and I’m thinking of ‘Frankenstein’s Monster’ not Frankenstein. To which I have the counter that they’re both TECHNICALLY Frankenstein. It is the last name of Doctor Victor Frankenstein, who made the undead being, supposedly from multiple corpses he found to be the most physically attractive aspects of men. As a whole though, he is a NEW being, making Victor his father, a horrible disgrace of one that’s set on burning and fleeing from his newborn son who he refused to name, but his father nevertheless.

So ACTUALLY! The book is about some crazy scientist dude being a deadbeat dad terrified of his son finding him. Which makes the argument about who Frankenstein is even funnier because BOTH are Frankenstein in a sense, it’s a FAMILY NAME!

Thus ends my probably very ADHD rambling thought process from work! If you got this far I hope you have an incredible day/night! <3

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My digital drawing for the fanfic I wrote on a03, I tried to link the art, but it didn’t work, so since I’m posting here, might as well add this first!

It’s entirely self indulgent but meh!

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Ya know, I originally made this account just to properly lurk since you need a tumblr account to actually see stuff… But now? I think I might just go full neurodivergent artist who is in customer service IRL.

Maybe tomorrow I shall set up for commissions and share my weird thoughts that nobody’ll see like ever. Whatever the case, Whoever sees this I hope you have a great day/night! <3