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One standard issue stick.

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Gotta be on my best behavior tomorrow. Between a boss that I've pretty much fully eroded her ability to tolerate me and the owner swinging by tomorrow, sounds like a good time to get fired.

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I don't know the name of this particular toy so I cannot appropriately name this joke AI-infused sexbot.

What are those prosthetic vagina/butthole things called?

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I know y'alls been slavering away for new content, so check out this hot new drop! Merch on the way soon!

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I wanna watch myself being digested.

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Intrusive thoughts crept into my mind quite early during my shift today. Increased workload without increased wages is some bullcunt.

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Suffer, eat, suffer, shit, suffer, breed, suffer, die.

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I'd like to think this is some 50 some odd year old goth virgin's dick when they finally lose their virginity.

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So many things wrong with my job.

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A coworker was having issues drawing a cactus, so I intervened.

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When your cunt of a president's ego is so fragile he cheats at golf of all things.

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A trans transformer that likes to joke.

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It's coming for you next.

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They call him "Hammer Toe Joe."

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My scoutmaster.

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Breaking news: President Trump signs executive order banning South Park.

It's because of his tiny, moldy penis.

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New concept for a character, money will make him come back.