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actually nvm im gonna keep this comp lol

might start it...december? idk

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(Don't trust guys names Chris. Cause if Chris crossed applesauce then what do you think he'll do to you)

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hii to the person whos submitted themself please drop your tumblr username in my askbox so i can tag you :))

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ok submissions are closed cause theyve slowed down a bit. prepare for the upcoming preliminary rounds (mostly people from the same fandom against each other)

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What’s the most unique submission you’ve gotten?

i have no idea what unique means in this context but uh let's see:

the word crisis

crystallized cotton seed oil (apparently its also called crisco iirc)

Toph from ATLA (its a joke submission but the submitter justified it by saying its short for christopher)

Kiki. yk. from that one movie

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favorite submissions so far?

i love ‘that one soldier from mulan’ vs guy fieri in @fireguy-tournament since it’s a personal favourite that i actually forgot to add, so i’m happy to see it in there!!

any matchups with jesus are funny too

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just saw that one submission note for kristoph gavin said "I imagine he'll get a few submissions." and now i have to update you all on the kristoph gavin submission count. its at 11 now

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i might make preliminary rounds for christopher robin and christopher columbus, because people submitted both their fictional counterparts and their real life selves

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how many more chrises do you need?

i think i already have enough for a full bracket

this DOES NOT mean im closing submissions, but i need more repeat submissions so they can qualify

again, here are the guaranteed participants, as they already have way too many submissions (ie do not submit them anymore):

Chris McLean

Kris Dreemurr

Kristoph Gavin

Christine Daae (i think i fucked up on the spelling but im on pc)

Kris Kringle (aka Santa Claus)

Christopher Robin

Kristoff (Frozen)

Chris Pratt

Chris Kratt

Kris (Pokemon)

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are there even any characters from hp named chris

i dont know (probably not) and i dont care

the ONLY reason why i said hp is to. kinda get an embodiment of "controversial media" like ive seen other blogs do

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also ive decided to put 128 slots in the bracket so uh. more or less 20 more slots to go guys

also please dont submit any of these people:

Jesus Christ (for reasons i have stated above)

Chris McLean (I already have enough submissions for him to be guaranteed into the bracket)

Kris Dreemurr (same reason as mclean)

Kristoph Gavin (same reason as mclean)

other than that have fun guys. go forth and submit your chris blorbos

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theres already 3 submissions for jesus christ of nazareth guys please do better

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Since Christian is allowed is Christ...also allowed?

Christ? I... guess so? I don't have any limits to submissions as long as they're not Jesus Christ or from controversial fandoms (like Harry Potter) ://

(i have something special up my sleeve for jesus but originally he was going to be banned due to my fear of religious discourse or whatever)

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also if i ever forget a variation of the name im so. sorry. my brain cannot register the name chris anymore because i cannot comprehend anything with 3 consecutive consonants

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this is the christmas-cousin submitter. don’t worry she was also looking over my shoulder while i typed her submission. she very enthusiastically told me to tell the tumblr people she has a girlfriend

cool. awesome. thx op :))

if said christmas cousin is looking at this rn hii i hope you and your girlfriend have a great day :D

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btw guys if youre planning to submit a family member or a friend, pls get their permission first before submitting. i dont want anyone to feel offended over their nonconsensual addition to this poll, sorry :((

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welcome to the battle of the chrises 2023

heavily inspired by @john-battle and @jamesbracket

youve probably seen a million of these intro posts so heres the rules

Real people are allowed, but it will be based on submission count and only 3 real people will be included

No OCs

No HP characters or whatever the fuck

No spamming submissions for a single character, but you are free to submit as many different submissions for as many characters as you like

Do not submit Jesus Christ

what variants of Chris count as valid submissions?

The name Chris itself

Kris

Cris

Chrissy

Christopher

Kristoff

Christina

Christine

Christian

Cristiano

Any other variant of Chris that I have not listed down

Any nickname as long as their full name is confirmed to have Chris in it

Any variant of Chris used as a middle or last name

submissions closed