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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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ok finals are over, i’m in wisdom tooth healing HELL so

here are the 3 watch faces that i have scattered between my motivational quotes.

you’re welcome.

locked in for finals week

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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hey quick question what the fuck happened here

locked in for finals week

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this is unironic btw. i have 2. the rest is inspirational quotes.

locked in for finals week

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locked in for finals week

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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BTW when you encounter a character and think "What's this guy's fucking problem?" that's your body trying to give you an out before you fall into obsession.

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you’re so right. I did want to know.

again... wilson being pet

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kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

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I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

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doing my due diligence and hitting yet another blorbo with the trichotillomania beam. wilson, it's your turn.

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Light trap lamp! The moths are paper, and the mantis is a plastic toy. The idea was suggested to me by a friend because I had this plain shade and nothing to use it for. More moths will be added in the future to fill the sides