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[thatwholethingwiththeduck]

House MD fic recs (Hilson, some angst but also adorableness)

Shake The Disease - Wilson says House's name in bed with Julie.

The Game of Wilson - workplace cuddling.

i will see your body bare (and still i will live here) - homeplace cuddling, while detoxing.

Permanent - Wilson has a tattoo, House needs to see it. Adorable.

no need to worry (making up your mind) - Christmas fluff involving House and Wilson fake-dating to try to get out of seasonal family time

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https://x.com/nocontexthousem/status/1770474210713845901?s=46&t=Ybw2BzY_PpsZgU_p8wHn3A

The fact that House was constantly stating how badly he wanted to have sex Wilson is just insane

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Chase is so insane. He goes from fat shaming a patient to kissing a child, to killing a dictator, to seducing a nun, to sleeping with Cameron while she's on meth (not necessarily in that order.) Sometimes, he's like a son to me, and other times, I want to throttle him. He has daddy issues and Catholic guilt and is Australian. He's definitely mentally ill. What is happening

[dreamduality]

[pameluhr]

[fagsex]

🤣🤣🤣

[lis4cuddy]

i think they should have kept this scene in the episode

[notanormalenjoyer]

if you recognize this location you deserve financial compensation, and therapy

oh and you're also gay

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foreman is too serious to have the jovial prank wars that hilson had with chase. he would have them but theyd all get insane and dangerous right off the bat. he reroutes chase's flight to an active warzone. he catfishes him as cameron telling him that she'll "never forgive him for what he did" then just stops doing it one day and never explains. bomb in his desk. not that house wouldnt do this just that foreman does it straightfaced and without warning. sexually too btw

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[feralfishcake]

Oh my god???

Ground control (1998)

[thatwholethingwiththeduck]

love that thing in a series finale where it's like, yeah, we're nearly done, we're dismantling the sets already, the fourth wall is gone

or

"Did you never see Dead Poets Society?" - House MD, s8e22

[cereal224244]

cuddy and wilson treating house like a child is so hilarious and unbeatable like. why r mom and dad fighting bc child is addicted to vicodin

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One of my favourite examples when talking about how well Wilson and House know each other, is the episode where Wilson becomes convinced that House has a gun. The fact that Wilson even knows House has a gun in the first place shows how much they know each other. But in the episode, they both trick each other and Wilson breaks into House's apartment and House tries to stop Wilson, but eventually Wilson outsmarts him and ends up going through House's apartment and everything he owns, all while House is insistent that he does not own a gun.

And then, at the end, Wilson pulls up to House's office, brandishing the gun, going, "Ah ha! I knew it." And House rolls his eyes and tells Wilson it's fake and Wilson doesn't believe him, and House eventually hands him back the gun and tells him to shoot him. So Wilson is standing there holding a gun with House encouraging and trying to goad him into shooting him to prove that it's fake. Eventually, Wilson gives up and gives House back the gun and concedes. And then, at the end, it's revealed that the gun was real, and House's bluff was to try to get Wilson to shoot him with a loaded gun as a way to earn his trust.

This is such a good example because I feel like it wouldn't have worked the way it did with anyone else. House was betting his life on how well he knows Wilson, he was so sure that Wilson wouldn't risk shooting him even with a fake gun, that he handed him a loaded weapon and tried to convince Wilson to shoot him. He only did that because he knew Wilson wouldn't. Wilson, on the other hand, knows House well enough to know that he definitely had a gun, and there was always a chance that it was real even if House said it wasn't. He took the gun with that knowledge and refused to do what House was encouraging him to do. He knew House well enough to know that House knew him well enough that there's a chance he'd pull a bluff like this. And so Wilson didn't risk it. They know each other so well that House can hand a loaded gun to Wilson, convince him it's fake, tell Wilson to shoot him, and then be secure in the knowledge that he's not in danger because Wilson wouldnt do it.

I feel like 90% of the characters would've just shot him because they fell for it and wouldn't have believed House would pull something like that. And I don't think House would've pulled that with anyone but Wilson.

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they meant to be together!

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