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Avengers Assemble is 100% one of my comfort shows. But the way they unbabygirlified every character in season 5 actually breaks my heart. LIKE YALL WHAT HAPPENED?? 😭

What on EARTH happened to Tony here 💔

And the Iron Man suit is...interesting. 🧍🏾‍♀️

WHERE DID THE SUPERSOLDIER SERUM GO??

Nat’s hair and suit are actually pretty cute. But like- the lack shading and mundane colors are killing me.

We don’t talk about Clint round these parts. they massacred him

Don’t hate me, but dare I say, I actually really like Thor’s design in S5- DON’T SHOOT ME

LIKE LOOK AT HIM!!

No Hulk and Sam in season 5 RIP 🙏🏾

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Look- I know it was Red Skull in Steve’s body and not Steve, BUUUT LOOK AT THIS. LIKE WHAT THE HELLLL?

(s1 e1 - The Avengers Protocol: Part 1)

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AA stevetony and their lack of personal space kills me. LIKE BRO BACK UPPP 😭

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I can stonyify anything 🌀🌀

STONY JUMPSCARE 💥💥

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I have a degree in yearnology and can confirm this is what true yearning looks like. Not the window love trope- like can they be any less subtle??

Steve: “Tony, you’ve been the best friend I had since...well, maybe ever." Tony: “I like to think I work best alone, Cap. But the truth is, I’m better because you’re my friend."

─ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── ♡ ─── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──

OH MY GOD THEY ARE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR!!!!

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Not them looking at each other when the other’s not looking oh my heart can’t take this

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Bucky's hair in the post credit scene is so funny to watch knowing Sebastian is bald asf right now

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(THERE’S NO SPOILERS IN THIS BTW!!)

I just watched Thunderbolts and...HELLO? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IT WAS SO GOOD DUDE 😭 Did I cry? Yes. Did I piss myself? We’ll never know. Will I ABSOLUTELY be watching it again? HELL YEAH

The 2nd post credit scene literally got an applause from my theater AND FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON TOO LIKE I’M SO EXCITED FOR THE FUTURE MARVEL PROJECTS

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Basically this scene in a nutshell:

Natasha: Tony is an egotistical asshole who doesn’t care for others and I will take that to my grave.

Thor: Lowkey agree but we shouldn’t fight him. (He probably also has a degradation kink)

Clint, Hulk, and Sam: 🧍‍♂️

Tony: the cause of the chaos

Steve: grabs Tony tiddies first, calms the fight, then proceeds to gaze at him while telling him he trusts him

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These two both wearing speedos instead of swim trunks smh. Like husband like husband I suppose.

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YES that was actually my previous post too 😭😭 I just adore this clip so much (also that fact that Steve was the only one to hug Tony adds sm more to it)

Ah yes. The classic ‘let me hold you close, stare into your eyes, and keep our mouths 1 cm apart as I hug you' thing all "coworkers" do!

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Ah yes. The classic ‘let me hold you close, stare into your eyes, and keep our mouths 1 cm apart as I hug you' thing all "coworkers" do!

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To this day, I still can’t believe the stevetony hug in Avengers Assemble is real. The way Steve didn't hesitate to give him the biggest bear hug AND twirl him around?? (🏳️‍🌈⁉️)

And Steves hand lingering for that half a second ALWAYS gets me. 🥹🤌🏾

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Why does no one ever talk about what happened to Tony between AA season 1 and AA season 2 😭 How did he randomly get taller and gain more muscle

I miss tiny Tony he was so 🤏🤏

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Sorry my bad 😞 I didn’t know people discussed the ship name because I’ve never seen posts about it. Sambucky is my otp, I just like the sound of winterfalcon.

Why is sambucky used so much when winterfalcon is RIGHT there like guys be honest winterfalcon sounds so much cooler (and we’re ignoring people who say sucky because what even is that??-)

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The rent for New York in the MCU has to be at least $10. Because wdym they went through the chitauri invasion, the Q-ship in infinity war, the spell in NWH, galactus pulling up (different universe but point still stands), everything thats been going on in Daredevil born again, and now Sentry AND the void turning the city into shadows. Who’s willingly living there?

And OOHH don’t even get me started on the comics 😭

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Hello?? 😭 I’m confused. Like if it’s about Sam not being the Falcon anymore, then duh? He’s captain America and rightfully so. Same goes for Bucky not being the winter soldier anymore. Js saying their old ship name sounds cool 💁🏾‍♀️

Why is sambucky used so much when winterfalcon is RIGHT there like guys be honest winterfalcon sounds so much cooler (and we’re ignoring people who say sucky because what even is that??-)