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A few years ago I made a promise on here to comment on every thing I read on AO3 for an entire year. It has now been a few years and I still do this!

The amount of fics I comment on that have hundreds of kudos but no comments is sometimes absurd!

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So update.... I have figured out that I am asexual... This is part of the reason I don't find people attractive and could only respond with "lol thanks" when being flirted with

Help!

Okay, so I'm really, VERY social awkward. Like I find it hard to take compliments from friends. Now, I've decided to try dating apps (not tinder, cause eww). But the thing is, now people are calling me hot, gorgeous, and beautiful, and I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

Like this guy asked for my insta, and messages me saying that I'm even more beautiful than he thought. My only response? "Lol thanks"

Like what the fuck am I supposed to respond?? How do socially awkward people get into relationships??

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Source 

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Guys, GUYS!

So I'm watching Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone and I've just realised something.

The spell Ron used on Scabbers didn't work cause it wasn't a really rat, but actually Wormtail in Animagus form!

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Wait. New idea about returning the Soul Stone.

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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

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Easter Canadian English:

"it's up to you" means that it's up to you to finish the thing (wither it be a fight, an assignment, or a show)

"it's down to you" means that you are the last player/hope/person left to try and finish the thing

Just realized that ‘it’s up to you’ and ‘it’s down to you’ a) don’t actually mean the same thing but also b) nobody agrees on what the difference is. 

English is a fun language.

[If you reblog this and explain how you hear the difference, please say what kind of English you speak!]

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Clint hates debriefings, but that doesn’t mean he gets to skip them. Left to his own devices, he would allow the others to sit down and talk things out while he gets on with work that actually matters. Apparently Fury thinks that getting him in to talk about strategy and intel matters, and nobody argues with Fury. Not even Clint. They get a weekend to recover from trashing New York City, and then it’s time to roll his shoulders and get back to work - he’s got to somehow find a way to apologise for what happened. He’s got to find a way to make up for all the lives he took. Natasha talks about the red in her ledger, but Clint thinks she hasn’t got anything on him. He makes it five words into his report before he’s interrupted. Of course. “This is all very interesting, but I’ve got a more important point to make,” Tony says, leaning forward. Clint arches an eyebrow at him, and wonders about the ethics of shooting one of own team members. “I think I speak for everyone here when I say: what the hell are you wearing? I didn’t know they made suits for elves.” Clint glanced down at his clothes, a completely regular shirt and tie. “What, did you think I wore combat gear 24-7?” There is a pause while the team considers it. No one answers. Natasha smirks in the corner. “Seriously, guys?” Clint asks. “Well…” Steve starts, before he frowns in concern and seems to regret his position as team leader and spokesperson. “We’ve never seen you in anything else.” “And you never struck me as a business-casual kind of guy,” Tony says. “You’ve got more of an arrow-sling Robin Hood thing going on.” Agent Coulson, sitting bandaged up and beaten but alive, gives a terse smile. “It’s a relief to see him wearing something office-appropriate for once.” “I didn’t realise everyone paid so much attention to my sartorial choices,” Clint complains. “Can I get on with this?” “Do you have to?” Tony asks. Clint contemplates throwing him out of the window. Only Coulson’s warning stare reminds him that that would be a very bad idea. He opts for mocking him throughout the briefing instead. It’s not quite as good, but he does get a reward for good behaviour at the end. Coulson grabs him by the wrist as the others are leaving, and retains him until they’re alone. “I like the tie,” Coulson says, running his thumb over it. “You should,” Clint answers. “I nicked it from your bedroom this morning.” Coulson opts to kiss the smirk from his face, a stolen moment before Fury comes down there to complain about their meetings being scheduled too early. Judging from the way that Coulson clings to the tie as they kiss, mouths sliding hot and slick together, Clint decides he’s going to have to dress up a lot more often.

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Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

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Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

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Holy shit this just gave me chills!

captain marvels’ endgame entrance except she’s the hero bonnie tyler was holding out for

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Beta NEEDED

*cries pathetically* Would anyone be able and willing to beta my Good Omens Big Bang fic?? I had two people say they’d do it for me, and then, they got like two paragraphs in and stopped and have gone MIA and the fic is nearly finished now and I have no one to beta read it! 

I am looking for a beta willing to go over a fic that will ultimately be between 45 and 50K. The vast majority of it is SFW, up until the end where smut has inexplicably appeared out of nowhere. It doesn’t have chapters at the moment, more like scenes broken off into sections, but I will be lumping them together to create chapters. It is a slow burn fic, spanning 6000+ years, starting in Heaven Pre-Fall and ending a day or so after the Armageddnope. Fic consists of missing scenes and expanding on scenes in the show. I need someone who will catch any switchups in tenses (I have been known to flip flop past and present tenses without realizing it), check the flow of things and make sure it doesn’t feel too choppy, along with the general grammar and such. Not sure why I’m having such a hard time getting a beta who is able to stick with it, but I’ll keep on searching…

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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Question: why are there usually more widows than widowers?

Answer: widowers are dead

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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

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