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My mother has been making homemade bread for years now, as many other people I know do as well

europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about

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I will never forget the day my father randomly brought up in the car that he played the McDonald's moon man in some sort of school project on stage in high-school and he had to wear a huge paper mache moon man mask WHILE singing a song. He couldn't hear anything and was so horribly off tune, but all I can imagine is him standing on stage looking essentially like this

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Remember, a woman is an adult human female, and being female is genetic. You can’t choose to be a woman any more than you can choose to be a dragon, you’re either born one or you’re not.

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I don't want to hear my favourite celebrities opinion on the conflict in Ukraine

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"You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love...I love...I love you."

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You made that up + it didn't happen + you're crazy + fus roh dah

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Euchre

every person has their old people game of choice, I play mahjong, my sister plays solitaire, and my bf plays sudoku, what’s y’all’s old people game of choice

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My brother passed Tale as Old as Time through multiple translators and this was the result.

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sometimes you just find golden tweets like this

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reblog and put in the tags what time period’s fashion you think would suit you best

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atheism is not an intellectual achievement pass it on