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Character turns into a kid and is found by their team/family/crew/etc after the fact. A classic set-up for a kidfic, except there's two things that are different this time around:

They don't have their mind wiped. The kidifed character is fully aware of their past, their present, and just how small they are now.

When they find the team and desperately try to communicate the situation... No one believes them.

The team aren't doing it out of cruelty, they're doing it because, well... if a random child came up to you, claiming to be someone you know, just turned into a child, would you really believe them?

Maybe in this world it isn't possible. Maybe the team hasn't even encountered something like this before. Maybe they have, but the situation is just so absurd they can't believe it.

Maybe someone from the team believes the kid. Or starts to, after a while.

Maybe the kid is losing themself in the process. Maybe the mind-wipe is just delayed, and, eventually, they will become a normal kid, just as whatever caused it in the first place intended.

Maybe their memories are slipping away as they stamp their feet and grab their friends' pants in tiny fists and say over and over again that it's me. Can't you tell it's me?

Maybe the team pieces it together. They look at this tiny, angry, desperate little thing and finally see their friend.

But maybe they do it just a little too late.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Carmen: I wasn't that drunk!

Ivy: You tried to use a highlighter on Player's face

Player: You said it was 'because I'm important'

Carmen: BUT YOU ARE!

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Ivy: You're gay and you've NEVER had FLAVORED BUTTER!? Carmen: ... I never said I was gay. Ivy, softly: Oh, honey.

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Thunder and rain. Sun and Storm.

Finally got the motivation (mostly) to color some of my story planning comics for TROD AU. Have some little guys and a little lore :)

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how to explain to mutuals that while yes you can have my discord, and i wanna hang out! my response time is anywhere between 3-7 business days

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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

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*jangles keys* ZOMBIE CS FIC! WAKE UP ZOMBIE CS INFECTION FIC! *jangles keys* OOOH YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!

Made for Player Appreciation Week 2025 and the prompt “Apocalyptic” Sneaky peak under the label @playerappreciationweek

Route_User: How did you access this system?

White_Hat: Potato international crimes potahto

Route_User: These systems are for the use of government officials in emergency situations only.  

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Dragon Daycare (Player Week 2025 Day 1: Magic)

WAKE UP BABES PLAYER APPRECIATION WEEK IS LIVE! Description: The biggest thing Blacksheep remembers from her childhood is the first time she met him; her best friend.

(Link in the title and here)

Silly little preview below!

“Him.” Coach Brunt corrected, kneeling down as close to her height as she could, “It’s intelligent, Blacksheep. We use nouns for intelligent things, remember?”  

“Nouns...” Nouns were important! Nouns were... nouns were names! Blacksheep grinned, but it quickly faltered, “But... but he’s not smart! Smart things talk! And he’s-”  

“He’s a baby.” Brunt told her, as if it were the most obvious thing in the entire world, “Babies can’t talk.”  

@playerappreciationweek

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S1!Marinette: I'm just an average, clumsy, nervous girl trying to ask my crush out! S4!Marinette: The next person who walks in this room is going to die I swear to fucking-

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The silly thing about Ouran Highschool Host Club was that half the show aged like a fine wine; perfectly preserved and worth a million dollars.

The other half is a rotting piece of cheese you left out in the sun for too long.

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Let's be honest, if Ladybug had told Chat Noir she was in love with Adrien on the rooftop in Glaciator he'd have folded so fast.

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Carmen Sandiego (the video game) spoilers

(I'm referencing the Where In The World caper btw. It's available as a DLC)

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Player, being held upright in Carmen's arms like a toddler: ... why. Carmen: Testing a theory. Player: Carmen: Do you want me to- Player: I don't even know anymore.

Ivy: You know, Player reacts to being picked up in the same way a big dog does. Carmen: Shadowsan: Carmen, carefully: ... elaborate. Ivy: Just sits there in your arms, too confused on how this could have possibly happened to be upset over it.

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Ivy: You know, Player reacts to being picked up in the same way a big dog does. Carmen: Shadowsan: Carmen, carefully: ... elaborate. Ivy: Just sits there in your arms, too confused on how this could have possibly happened to be upset over it.