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this has probably been done a million times but oh well

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whore *affectionately*

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i’m fucking yelling

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: in season 10 of Rupaul’s Drag Race, Miz Cracker admits in her drag origin story that she and Bob the Drag Queen had sex before, but we all know that Bob stands for Big Ole Bottom. So does this mean that Miz Cracker topped? There’s nothing wrong with a femme top or a short top, but to be honest that’s some Big Fucking Dick Energy that that five foot four Queen is carrying around. How far does this go? Could Cracker be a dom top too? How tough is it for her to tuck properly with all that weight she must be carrying? What can I do to get dick down by Cracker?

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bubbles

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What if you straddled me, threatened me with a box cutter, and choked me bc I was a demon possessed cheerleader, who was killing the boys in our town.. And we were both girls....

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montana is the new tate (get it cuz she’s pyscho but hot asf)

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Incoming essay… I’m not a person who likes to look back. Lately, my life has been overflowing with wonder and magic. I’m happier than I’ve ever been. But I’ve also noticed a rising anxiety - especially with social media. I’m pulled into the past every time I see a photo from a long (and purposefully forgotten) era - a photo that I didn’t choose to put out into the world. It’s confronting. Cringing, I look at these old pictures and think about who I am now and who I was then and the wide gulf that stretches out between us. Who was he? Why did he dress like that? What’s with that hideous haircut? Why wasn’t he ‘cooler’ or at least, why didn’t people like him? Why didn’t he like himself? I judge him and all of his choices. The gulf gets wider and my anxiety grows. Here’s the thing - I was nerdy, sensitive, awkward and afraid. I was a day dreamer. I was bullied. I struggled to make friends. I struggled to fit in. I struggled to stand out. I struggled with weight. With acne. With girls. With guys. With life. The road to who I am now is littered with phases that I was embarrassed of, regretted or would otherwise choose to forget. But in rejecting these parts of myself, I realize now that I reject my journey - and I don’t want to do that. So, this is me taking ownership of all of the pieces. It’s trivial, but I’m sharing these intimate snapshots as a small act of rebellion against self judgement. I’m proud of the growth and evolution that I’ve undergone and I’m grateful for all of the moments, especially the tough ones that helped forge who I am today. I’m choosing to own my journey with compassion, in all of it’s embarrassing face-palm glory. Enjoy x       -  Cody Fern

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“ Get that damn screwdriver out of my head “

-Return of The Living Dead 2 (1988)

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nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

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GOD I’M SO EXCITED I LOVE HER

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i saw lana yesterday and it was amazing

slay mamas

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my eyes have been blessed

in love with you

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booty shorts that say “i took my love, i took it down. climbed a mountain and i turned around. and i saw my reflection in the snow covered hills til the landslide brought me down. oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? can the child within my heart rise above? can i sail through the changin' ocean tides? can i handle the seasons of my life? well, i’ve been afraid of changing cause i’ve built my life around you. but time makes you bolder, even children get older, and i’m gettin' older, too” on the ass

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“I understand you, Richard.” | AHS 1984

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Isn’t this fun? It’s just like a sleepover. We should order pizza. Make Cosmos.

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god