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slightly unhinged things i did as a kid to try and impress girls:

climbed a 20’ pile of gravel while she begged me not to. slipped at the top and tumbled the entire way down, got back up, and did it again

used a horse to wall twerk

jumped out of a barn hayloft to try and catch a squirrel below us

caused a boy to break his femur while showing off on a trampoline

hit the target of my affection in the head while trying to show off my tetherball skills

let her water board me

hopped a barbed wire topped fence to retrieve a baseball for her while she begged me not to. there was an open gate (same girl AND same day as gravel incident)

constantly compared her to annabeth chase and myself to percy jackson

Just Straight Up Fought A Kid

Just Straight Up Fought A (different) Kid (waterpark edition!)

flexed my incredibly sexy and irresistible amount of warrior cats knowledge (aka infodumped for hours)

put an entire stick of pencil led behind my eyeball while she begged me not to

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new d20 fic for you all! please make sure you read all the trigger warnings for it! i MIGHT (keyword m i g h t ) continue it, it ends on a bit of a downer.

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jacob planning for a new speed draw like “i am going to feed the non-binaries SO goddamn well today” and i for one appreciate it very much thank you jacob

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currently trying to decide if i want to use Relative Fiction by Julien Baker in a fic about Fig Faeth or Annie Wintersummer…. hmmmmmm decisions decisions

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If Duck Team polycule isnt the end game then what even is the point????

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big shout out to frogs for helping free the Jewish people from slavery

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“it just reminded me of you” “i thought you’d appreciate it” “idk it seems like something you’d like”

we are hugging. i am giving you a hug and holding your hand because i love you. i think about you too

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dang i really wish someone would write some longass hardshine fanfic…. not gonna be me tho❤️

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one of my favorite drawfee things is when julia will make what can be described by only the loosest definitions as a joke and jacob immediately shuts it down, making julia laugh 10x harder. impeccable.

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Me being incredibly attracted to any character Jake Hurwitz plays? More likely than you think

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this audio always makes me think of drawfee so i made a dumb animatic thing since no one else has

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i can already tell i’m gonna be so sick tomorrow and the urge to crank out a sickfic for some ship or another is SO strong but also i can’t focus on anything😭 pray for me i guess

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Comfort character? Nope.

Only HURT/Comfort character. >:)

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Unprepared Casters (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lathe Nightrym & Annie Wintersummer, Fey Moss & Annie Wintersummer Characters: Annie Wintersummer, Fey Moss, Lathe Nightrym, (mentioned), Charles | Annie Wintersummer's Owl Additional Tags: Self-Harm, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Character Death, implied disordered eating, Suicidal Thoughts, Survivors Guilt, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Not Really A Happy Ending, title from it’s called: freefall by rainbow kitten suprise Summary:

in the aftermath of the first time the party saved the world, Annie tries to find a way to keep surviving. It’s a self destructive path, no matter what she claims.

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“he’s my comfort character!” then comfort him, he’s drowning in an indescribable emptiness right about now

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i don’t think this really needs any explaining but uh i was high off my ass last night and apparently really emotional about naddpod pcs.

besties i’m sad avbout hardwon again:( he’s just so godd sad i love him i’m thinking about the letter and reincarnation not to make it about hardshine i love them separately too but their friwendahip is so goood also maybe it’s just jake but i didn’t love hank more than anything but calder too ahhh i am him:( calder and hardwon my big boys. my crushes

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People who leave long detailed comments on fics and also quote their favorite lines: do u know how important u are? Do u know how deeply I cherish u? Do u know that there is nothing on this earth that I would not do for u?