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................................. Why are you like this...
just DON'T come whining to me when you see a horde of moths entering inside your office.............
@claudiawolfrp
Hey, Claudia, come over here, I need to take a picture of your face.
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Okay...?
Why would you need a picture of my face, though??
@claudiawolfrp
Hey, Claudia, come over here, I need to take a picture of your face.
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Mhm... *takes a little glimpse at your notebook*
What do you have there...
Mom??
You’re alive?!
!!!
V-
Oh goodness, what have you been doing around all this time???
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Um-- He's not a SON in the... literal meaning... It's just a pure consideration thing.
@claudiawolfrp
??!??!???!!!!!
When did you have a child??
#let's say I'm a... “”“foster mother”“” okay. he's my apprentice.#ic#text#//I'm gigglin. the SHOCK of the dude help
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Mom??
You’re alive?!
!!!
V-
Oh goodness, what have you been doing around all this time???
#I thought you had disappeared from my sight... ahEM... forever.#ic#ask#text#//not me on the edge to officialize the family LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#//it's for da funsies what could go wrooooonngggg
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Hi Claudia, what's your opinion on my dog?

... aW
I wanna pet it!
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@fatherxvincent ... Look
Ravens can talk!🐦⬛
Video by”Paige Bucalo”
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Me?? No... I would never do that... *trying hard to not laugh*
I need answers to what I just read
Are you afraid of moths?
No, I am not.
I don't care what Claudia says.
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*doing my best to not giggle*
Good lord... Can I frame it and put it in my room?
I need answers to what I just read
Are you afraid of moths?
No, I am not.
I don't care what Claudia says.
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Aw look at her... isn't her adorable? I called her Dorothy. 😊
I need answers to what I just read
Are you afraid of moths?
No, I am not.
I don't care what Claudia says.
#thanks to Alessa who taught me some tricks. :)#ic#//crying this pic looks like that spongebob scene from that creepy butterfly episode I'm screaming
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VINCENT PLEAS-
Oh. *pupils dilate* they have coloured paws...
@claudiawolfrp
Get woodcocked.
#how beautiful.#ic#text#//THIS GOT ME SO OFF-GUARD TILL I SAW THE PIC AND I WAS LIKE 'oh ok it's jus Vincent fucking around w Claudia again' I'm CRYING x#//XDDDD
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Aw, how adorab-
Wait wood whAT-
@claudiawolfrp
Get woodcocked.
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... Monsters?
I'd rather have them around than the snoring, really.
Vincent can you PLEASE stop with the midnight snoring?? Go get a CPAP machine already—It's getting ridiculous...
#also don't call them 'monsters'. that's rude.#they're also creatures of God.#ic#//semi unintentional reference lmfaoooooo
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A truly wise woman never tells her secrets. *walks away*
*runs out wearing only a towel*
You're not going to believe what I just found in the shower.
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Vincent can you PLEASE stop with the midnight snoring?? Go get a CPAP machine already—It's getting ridiculous...
#I keep waking up at 1am because of that demonic sound#ic#//that one was based in an old shitpost of my main ngl
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I will be giving a good reason for you to feel a headache if you keep provoking me.
... She said 'so what'.
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