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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

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A little something in the works

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You've heard of Bomb Ketch Sunday, now get ready for

Fluyt Friday

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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The Search For More Money begins in SPACEBALLS 2 — 2027 #god willing they meet Yogurt again 🙏🏻

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Love that they represented all the weird different design choices for darigan. Does he have a weird jaw with a mask or not? Does he have bone hands or flesh hands?

Yes.

Now that the set is fully released I want to comment on the Darigan cards and some of the adjacent cards. I should prefaces that I don't play tcg, Im mostly here for the art. In case you don't want to see it this is tagged with #neopets battledome tcg spoilers

First EEEEEe I love the art! I've been vary critical of the old site art of Darigan as Batthing/Mr.Scary in the past but I love this Mr.Scary card. Just the the extra care and structure in the art improves the look vastly, where the old art always looked off model.

The art is great but what I'm side eyeing is the Merridell emblem on Mr.Scary, yeah he was in Merridell at the time, but come on man, he would hate that. I know, I know, It's a game mechanic things, but I'll bring it up again later.

Fun fact the pattern on the Darigan's Orb card are extremely accurate to the old flash animations asset.

I feel so spoiled that there are 9 awesome cards with Darigan on them

and Shamine Athena King did 6 of them (Kass only got 4 cards fufufu)

I was super happy that Galgaroth was getting a card and with alt art to yay! But because I was watching these cards, I noticed the pre-released card for one version had a Merridell emblem on it (on the right) that they thankfully fixed before the release (middle)

Before it was released I was wondering if it was on purpose to represent him fighting with Merridell at the end, but no it was just a mistake. It would likely be a mechanical problem to have 2 of the same cards work differently.

Sally got her own card to and its cute.

And then Golden butter knife. You might think why did I bring this card up, it's because it's one of Lord Darigan's battledome equipments during the first plot which I thought was funny.

I still wish the cards had flavor text on them you know give some context for characters and stuff but oh well.

anyway all the other cards can be viewed on the upperdeck site if your curious.

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PHOENIX FAN FUSION 2025

I'm gonna be there! Jun 6-8th 2025. Booth A1405. You should come.

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Description: A dark illustration depicting a small side street at night or early morning. In the background we see the fading tops of small neighborhood buildings. In the foreground is a telephone pole, illuminated by a glowing phoenix sitting on the wires. Birb is birb.

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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Anxiety: You're almost 30 and haven't published a single book. You wasted your chance to become a successful author!

Me: Stan Lee created Spider-Man at age 40. George R. R. Martin wrote A Game of Thrones at age 48.

Anxiety: Oh fuck nvm you do you, king.

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Some illustrations from a Voyage of Discovery and Research in the Southern and Antarctic regions Vol.II by James C. Ross

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Hi, Neopets fandom. Here's a Lord Kass. May he return from the war soon

I'm sharing the card template under the cut if anyone wants it

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I feel like this might be of interest for some of my mutuals. 😌

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My day job is analyzing wildlife photos, and I've been getting this strage creature on camera recently... can anyone tell me what it is?

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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

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Sailing ships and their rigs, 16th- 19th century