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[clowndegree]

Suna boyfriend hcs please!!!! 💕💕💕

Suna Rintarou ✧ bf headcanons

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fluff, crack, nsfw, dating headcanons, him being down bad.

A/N: Sorry this took long 😭 im in my academic comeback era again💔 i swear im working on your requests

Pre-Dating ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Not the guy blowing up your phone, but he’ll randomly send a pic of something dumb with “this u?” and it weirdly makes your day. He has CRAZY stalking skills. (Joe goldberg type shit)

• Flirts with his eyes more than his words. If you’re talking to him about something he will keep eye contact till you stop talking.

• I feel like he would either confess randomly, dropping an “i love you by the way” while you are not paying attention, or tease you until it’s painfully obvious and go “yeah, so what?”

Dating - SFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• He likes casual touches that linger like resting his hand on your thigh, brushing his fingers against yours, hooking his pinky with yours when no one’s looking. Not a big PDA guy but he has his touchy days.

• Secretly a hopeless romantic.

• Talking about touchy days, he is clingy in private. He’ll drape himself over you like a cat, mumbling “don’t move, you’re comfortable.”

• Teases you constantly. Will turn it into a competition if you tease him back.

• Lazy texter but pays attention. He won’t spam you, but he remembers every tiny detail you tell him. He’s the type to send you a meme about something you said 1 hour ago.

• Acts unbothered, but isn’t. He’ll pretend he doesn’t care if you tease him, but you’ll notice the way his ears go red. You’re probably the only one who can make him nervous.

• Will answer heartfelt paragraphs with “ok lol” just to see you crash out LMAO

• Pictures, pictures, pictures. Has a secret camera roll of your dumbest faces, your prettiest selfies, and blurry candids you didn’t know he took. Won’t admit it until you catch him scrolling through them.

• Hates phone calls unless it’s late at night and he’s lying in bed. Then he’ll FaceTime you for hours, barely talking, just scrolling together in comfortable silence.

• He’ll say “I never said that” while you literally have screenshots. Loves to see you fume.

• Dates = chill. He’d rather stay in, binge a show, and order food than plan something dramatic. He likes being with you so he doesn’t really care what you’re doing.

• He loves low, casual pet names like “babe” or “pretty.” Drops them so casually it makes you weak.

• Leaves his socks on your floor, eats your snacks without asking, but he’ll also quietly fix things in your room (tighten a chair screw, plug in your charger) without saying a word.

• He will randomly kiss the back of your hand or press his lips to your hair while you’re mid-sentence. Laughs if you stutter or forget what you were going to say.

• Gets jealous in a low-key way. Won’t cause a scene, just slides his arm around you and gives the other person the coldest stare.

• Loves roasting you. He’ll call you out for tripping, mispronouncing something, or wearing mismatched socks but if anyone else tries to tease you, he’s suddenly serious and shuts it down.

• He steals your stuff. Your chapstick, snacks, hoodies that doesn’t fit him.

Dating - NSFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Favorite position: lazy doggy. You on your stomach, him pressed over you, slow deep thrusts while he mutters in your ear and brushes hair off your neck.

• Loves recording (with consent). A couple vids, a couple pics, just for himself. Gets off on watching them later. He’ll find a way to remember EVERYTHING if you don’t want him to record, or if you’re not okay with it.

• Dirty talker but in the laziest, filthiest tone: “look at you, making a mess all over me. you like this, huh?”

• Lazy dom vibes but also lowkey a brat-tamer. If you tease too much, he’ll pin your wrists down and mutter “alright, don’t move. you asked for it.”

• Loves overstimulation. He’ll finger you until you’re shaking, then smirk while sliding in: “thought you were done?”

• Gets petty if you edge or overstimulate him. Will literally pout and mutter “not funny” while rutting against your thigh like he can’t help himself.

• Oral menace. Goes down on you lazily but with precision. Long, slow licks until you’re begging him to speed up, smirking “needy already?”

• Doesn’t moan loud, but his low groans hit deep in your chest. Loses composure when you ride him, big hands grabbing your hips, muttering curses under his breath.

• He’ll grind against you for way too long before sliding in, just to watch you whine. “what? thought you liked begging.”

• Will sometimes fuck you slow and deep, forehead against yours, whispering “you feel so good.” Catches you off guard every time.

• Marks you where no one can see, your thighs, your chest, under your clothes. He likes that he’s the only one that can see those marks.

• He’d 100% pull you onto his lap at a party and finger you under the blanket while chatting with friends. If you squirm, he smirks: “be normal.”

• Loves cumming on your stomach or tits just to admire the mess, then sliding back in to make it worse.

• He will continue teasing you during the aftercare. Throws a towel at you with a smirk, then immediately pulls you into his chest after: “kidding. c’mere.”

BONUS ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Absolutely the type to record your moans on his phone and play them back to tease you later. “this part’s my favourite, hear how desperate you sound?”

• He randomly slides his hand down your panties or your shirt.

• If you tease him in bed, he’ll edge you until you’re crying,

[clowndegree]

Guys im going back to the states to continue my woman in stem journey 💔 I might not be able to do ur requests for a while bear with me 😔

[clowndegree]

WHO LEAVES THE BIGGEST MESS? ✧ Haikyuu!

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VERY NSFW, proceed with caution!!

Characters included: Oikawa Tooru, Kenma Kozume, Kita Shinsuke, Atsumu Miya, Kuroo Tetsurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Tendou Satori, Lev Haiba, Iwaizumi Hajime, Suna Rintaro.

Oikawa Tooru ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Loud, dramatic, and cocky. Definitely cums all over your stomach/chest just to admire the mess he made. If you’re giving him head, he is cumming on your face. He literally WON’T finish inside your mouth.

• Loves wiping it with his fingers and pushing it back into you, murmuring “you wear me so well, pretty.” He might even eat your pussy AFTER he pushed his cum back in.

• Bed = ruined. Pillows knocked off, sheets sticky, and he’ll still demand cuddles.

Kenma Kozume ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Lazy but filthy. Usually finishes inside because it means he doesn’t have to move. He will finish inside your mouth if you’re sucking him off, but definitely pulls out before he is done so he can cover your mouth with cum.

• Low groans, head tilted back, whispering “stay like this for a minute.” He wants to feel you again and again.

• When he does pull out, he paints your stomach, then secretly takes a picture for himself before wiping you down.

• Bed = surprisingly neat, except for the giant wet spot where he made you cum multiple times.

Kita Shinsuke ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Always finishes deep, calm but possessive: “don’t waste a drop, keep it in.” Same with a blowjob, won’t cum on your face unless YOU stop sucking him.

• Will keep you pressed to him after, hand on your stomach, waiting for his cum to settle inside you.

• Not messy in the sheets sense, but you’re dripping for hours after.

• Bed = still neat, but you’re the mess, trembling in his arms.

Atsumu Miya ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• He’s a messy little shit. Half the time he wants to cum on your face just to see it, the other half he’s finishing deep inside because he can’t help it. He’s VERY unpredictable. If you’re giving him head, best believe he is face fucking you, you gotta swallow.

• Filthy talker: “open wide for me, princess” / “don’t waste a drop.”

• Bed = disaster zone. Sweat, bite marks on pillows, cum stains. He’s proud of it.

Kuroo Tetsurou ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Loves pulling out and cumming on your lower stomach, then rubbing it in with his thumb like he’s marking you. He definitely cums on your chest AND face after a blowjob.

• Will mutter “fuck, that’s a view” while his cock twitches against your skin.

• Bed = hair everywhere, sheets tangled, scratch marks down his back smeared on the pillowcases.

Bokuto Koutarou ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• THE messiest. Cums on your chest, your stomach, sometimes accidentally on the sheets because he pulls out too fast. Half the time he doesn’t know where he wants to finish, so he ends up doing both, inside, then pulling out to cover you with his cum. He probably pulls out last minute during oral, so his cum goes EVERYWHERE. Damn maybe even on the floor.

• Moans way too loud: “ahh, fuck!!” and laughs about it.

• Bed = destroyed. Sweat stains, cum on the sheets, toppled pillows, and somehow the blanket’s on the floor.

Tendou Satori ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• CHAOS. Sometimes finishes inside, sometimes on your chest, sometimes literally across your stomach because he thinks it’s funny. He will also try to cum on your face after a blowjob, just to see you vulnerable like that.

• Teases you like CRAZY “oops, missed your mouth, better clean it up.”

• Bed = warzone. Cum stains, sweat patches, blankets tossed halfway across the room.

Lev Haiba ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Doesn’t know his own strength OR stamina. Finishes way too much, sheets, your body, everywhere. If he cums on your face after a blowjob, you WILL be COVERED in his semen. If he cums inside your mouth, you’ll probably have to spit half of it out. Don’t even think about swallowing that shit.

• Laughs awkwardly when he realizes the mess “uhh… I’ll clean it… later.” (He doesn’t.)

• Bed = absolute disaster. Good luck explaining those stains.

Iwaizumi Hajime ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Always finishes deep inside, grinding his hips down until you’re trembling around him. Will probably finish inside your mouth too, unless he is feeling ‘rebellious’.

• Obsessed with watching it leak out afterwards, thumb smearing it along your slit while groaning “fuck, mine, all mine.”

• Lowkey likes to fuck you again while it’s still dripping just to make an even bigger mess.

• Bed = sweat-soaked sheets, claw marks down his back imprinted on the pillows, damp spots where he pressed you down too hard.

Suna Rintarou ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Filth incarnate. Loves pulling out and painting your ass, thighs, stomach, chest — whatever he’s in the mood for.

• Loves murmuring “look at my mess, you look so good like this.”

• Will cum on your face if you let him and smirk when you blink through it. Doesn’t matter if it’s sex or a blowjob, he WILL cum on your face if you let him.

• Bed = sticky disaster zone. Smears of sweat, cum stains across the sheets, and him lying there like a satisfied cat.

Neatest → Kita Shinsuke

Messiest → Lev Haiba

[clowndegree]

hi, how are you? what you think about hcs of haikyuu boys comforting s/o who struggles with sadness but never talks about it and they only know because can see sad reposts on tiktok of them? sorry if it is too specific, can be only comforting reader !

and i want to know whats your favourite haikyu boy ❣️

How would they comfort you? ✧ Haikyuu!

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hi love, i’m good thank you for asking! i actually LOVE this idea it’s not too specific at all!! as a person who struggles with depression, i think hcs like this are so comforting and honestly really realistic, sometimes it’s the little things that give us away like what we repost online ykwim

Since you didn’t give me any characters to do I’ll just do my favs from every team, hope you like it!! If you want a specific haikyuu boy please lmk! And my fav haikyuu boy is DEFINITELY Lev 😭 I love him sm

Kageyama Tobio ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• He’s not the best with words, but he’s ridiculously observant when it comes to you. When he notices the pattern of sad videos popping up on your feed, his first instinct isn’t to say anything, he just shows up. With your favourite snack. He’s not good with words, so he doesn’t try to force them. He’ll hold it out awkwardly like it’s the cure to everything.

“You looked… um. Not happy. So I thought… maybe this would help.”

When you don’t respond right away, he shifts closer, cheeks red, and blurts:

“I don’t know what to say but… you don’t have to be alone, okay? I’ll sit here. Even if we don’t talk. Okay?”

And he does. Quietly scrolling his own phone next to you, occasionally nudging you to show you a funny clip, making sure you know he’s right there without demanding anything in return. He might ask you if you want to go toss a ball around. He doesn’t demand you to explain, he just makes sure you’re not alone.

Iwaizumi Hajime ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• He’s the type to call you out gently but firmly. He’s very direct, but never unkind. If he sees your reposts, he doesn’t let it slide. He’ll invite you out for a walk, or show up at your door with food, and once you’re settled, he gets serious.

“You don’t gotta keep it all bottled up, you know? I saw the stuff you reposted. Don’t try to tell me it’s nothing, ‘cause I know you.”

He’ll pull you into a hug whether you resist or not, rubbing your back until your shoulders relax. If you do open up, he listens, REALLY listens, and reassures you in his grounded, no-nonsense way.

“You don’t have to be strong all the time. Let me share the weight. I’ve got you, always.”

Then he’ll immediately switch gears, suggest a movie or take you to the gym with him, something to let the heaviness drain out in a healthier way. If you open up, he listens with his whole heart, if you don’t, he respects it. Either way, he grounds you with his presence.

Akaashi Keiji ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Akaashi notices immediately, though he doesn’t confront you right away. He waits until you’re together, and then, in his soft, steady tone, he eases it out of you.

“I couldn’t help but notice the videos you’ve been reposting… I just want to check in. Are you okay?”

When you struggle to answer, he sits closer, offering you his water bottle or quietly pressing a snack into your hand like it’s second nature. He doesn’t push, doesn’t demand, he lets the silence sit, but makes sure you know he’s right there.

“Even if you don’t want to talk, I’ll sit with you. That’s enough for me, if it helps.”

Later, he’ll gently suggest things that make you feel lighter: reading together, a walk, even just laying in comfortable quiet. His presence feels safe, patient, and unwavering.

Kuroo Tetsurou ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• This man knows too much about human behavior, (nerd) and your TikTok reposts give him INSTANT context. He teases you at first,

“So, scrolling through your reposts was a little… emo, huh?”

But the second he sees you tense, his smirk fades and he drops the act. He sits beside you, shoulder pressed to yours, voice dropping to something softer.

“Hey. I’m not making fun of you. I just want you to know… I saw, and I care. You don’t have to explain if you don’t want to.”

He distracts you with little things, pulling up a dumb meme, suggesting a late-night 7/11 run, or asking if you want to help him “study.” All the while, he checks in with you quietly, reminding you that he’ll take you seriously if you do want to open up.

“I mean it though. You don’t have to hide stuff from me. Even if you don’t wanna talk, lemme stay.”

Ushijima Wakatoshi ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Ushijima doesn’t fully understand social media, but when someone points out or he sees your sad reposts, he takes it seriously. He doesn’t hesitate, he goes straight to you.

“I saw what you’ve been reposting. I am really worried about you.”

He’s blunt, but there’s no judgment in his voice, only quiet determination. He’ll sit down beside you and place a heavy, grounding hand over yours.

“You do not need to hide your sadness from me. If words are hard, I will sit here with you until you feel lighter.”

He comforts with his sheer presence, solid, calm, unshakable. He’ll suggest going outside, breathing fresh air, or even just eating together. For him, caring is practical, steady, and reliable.

“You are very important to me. Please don’t forget that.”

Miya Atsumu ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• He plays it off cool at first, but he’s bad at hiding how worried he actually is. When he sees your reposts, he immediately starts blowing up your phone.

“Ya good? Don’t lie.”

If you brush him off, he’s showing up in person with food (probably takeout that Osamu made). He’ll flop dramatically onto your couch until you sit with him.

“Y’know, ya don’t gotta repost those sad edits for me to get the hint. I can read between the lines.”

Once he finally gets you to laugh or roll your eyes, his tone softens. He’ll rest his chin on your shoulder and mumble:

“Don’t keep me outta your head. Even if it’s ugly in there, I can handle it.”

[clowndegree]

so i was imagining… (I DREAMED ABOUT IT) atsumu and reader just talking and having some good time together and then bump “idk123 started to follow you” and he is so JEALOUS AND INSECURE because the person is so beautiful in atsumu eyes and the reader is trying comforting him 😭😭😭 (scenario) and i already love your posts & your blog

Atsumu Miya ✧ Scenario

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Fluff, crack, jealous Atsumu. (sfw)

A/N: I LOVE you guys 😭 it makes me so happy that you guys are liking my posts ☹️☹️ Hope u like this one too love!!

The night is easy, warm, and full of laughter. You and Atsumu are sprawled across his couch, some half-finished snacks abandoned on the coffee table, your phone tossed between you like it’s just another toy.

He’s in one of his show-off moods, mimicking his teammates, reenacting dumb TikToks with his heavy Kansai accent, flexing his arms every time you so much as look in his direction. Every laugh you let out only fuels him more.

“Ya know,” Atsumu leans back, smirking with that cocky tilt of his lips, “people pay good money to see me play, but here ya are, gettin’ my best material for free.”

You roll your eyes, tossing a popcorn kernel at him, which he dramatically pretends hits him right in the heart. He falls back into the cushions like he’s been slain, groaning loud enough for the neighbors to hear.

It’s stupid, it’s light, it’s him, loud and larger than life, filling the room with the kind of energy only Atsumu Miya could bring.

For a moment, everything feels perfect.

You’re still laughing when your phone buzzes. Out of habit, you pick it up and glance at the screen.

“Kageyama Tobio started following you.”

Your brows raise a little in surprise. You hadn’t really talked to Kageyama since… well, forever. But before you can even process it, Atsumu leans over, eyes narrowing at your screen like he’s reading enemy intel.

“Oh.” His voice is flat. Too flat. Way too flat.

“Kageyama, huh?”

You blink at him. “Yeah, looks like it.”

He shrugs, leaning back like it’s no big deal. “Cool, cool. Good for ya. Guess he’s finally figured out how to use social media without askin’ for a manual.” He laughs, but it’s sharp around the edges.

You give him a look because you can see the way his jaw ticks, the way his thumb is drumming too fast against his thigh. He’s trying, desperately, to act like it doesn’t bother him. But his voice is pitched a little too high, his smile a little too stiff.

“Relax,” you tease, nudging his side. “It’s just a follow.”

“Yeah, yeah, I know,” he says quickly—too quickly. “A follow. Totally harmless.” He throws his arm across the back of the couch, pretending to look nonchalant, but he can’t stop himself from mumbling under his breath, “Bet he thinks he’s so perfect…”

You bite back a grin. Oh, he’s so jealous already.

Atsumu keeps up his half-assed act, leaning back on the couch like nothing’s wrong. He even grabs a handful of popcorn, shoving it in his mouth like the picture of calm.

But then he glances at your phone again, sees Kageyama’s stupid username sitting at the top of your notifications, and it just, snaps something in him.

He slams the popcorn back onto the table. “Okay, but like… why is he followin’ ya now?” His accent gets thicker when he’s heated, and right now, it’s practically dripping.

You raise a brow. “What do you mean?”

“What do I mean?” He throws his hands up like you’ve just asked the dumbest question in the world. “Kageyama Tobio, Mr. Goody two shoes, just happens to follow ya outta the blue? C’mon! Ya can’t tell me he ain’t plottin’ somethin’!”

You can’t help it—you laugh, and that only makes him more unhinged

“Ohhh, you think it’s funny? I’m bein’ dead serious here. That guy—” he points dramatically at your phone like Kageyama’s physically in the room—“he’s got the whole tall, broody, prodigy thing goin’ on. Girls love that kinda crap! And now he’s slidin’ into yer notifications like he owns the place?”

He slumps back against the couch, covering his face with his hands.

“Great. Just great. ‘Course Kageyama had to notice ya too. First it was strangers at the gym, then those guys starin’ at ya in the café, and now him? What chance do I got?”

When he peeks through his fingers, his eyes are big and pouty, his bottom lip jutting out like he’s on the verge of tears, but it’s all wrapped in that over-the-top Atsumu flair.

You try not to laugh again, but his dramatics are impossible to resist.

You set your phone aside, fighting the grin that’s threatening to take over your face. Atsumu’s sprawled across the couch like the world’s ending, muttering about “prodigies stealin’ his girl.” His pout is so deep it’s almost comical.

“You’re ridiculous,” you finally say, nudging his knee with yours.

He peeks at you from behind his hand, voice muffled. “I’m bein’ serious, ya just don’t get it.”

“Oh, I get it.” You tilt your head, biting your lip mischievously. “You’re jealous.”

He bolts upright, ears instantly red. “You don’t know him. I’m just…concerned.”

“Mhm,” you hum, leaning closer, “concerned that Kageyama might swoop in and steal me away?”

Atsumu groans like you’ve stabbed him. “Don’t even joke about that—”

But you cut him off by pressing a quick kiss to his cheek. He freezes.

Then another to his jaw. And another just under his ear.

“Stop—” he tries, but his voice cracks, betraying how much he doesn’t want you to. His hands, which were dramatically flailing a second ago, grip your waist instead, pulling you closer.

You smirk against his skin. “Do you REALLY think Kageyama could steal me away?”

He lets out a shaky laugh, tilting his head back as you kiss along his neck. “You’re evil… I swear, you’re evil.”

Finally, you pull back just enough to meet his eyes, golden and stormy with all his insecurities laid bare.

“You’re an idiot, Atsumu Miya. No one, not even “Mr. Goody two shoes”, could ever replace you.”

He doesn’t even give you time to finish the thought before he surges forward, kissing you like he’s trying to erase Kageyama’s name from existence. It’s messy, desperate, all teeth and heat at first, but it melts into something slower, sweeter.

His hand cups your cheek, thumb brushing over your skin like you’re the most fragile thing in the world.

Between kisses, he mumbles against your lips, “You promise?.”

You laugh softly into the kiss, tangling your fingers in his hair. “I promise. Always yours.”

And that’s all he needs. The dramatics fade, replaced by a softer Atsumu, the one who, beneath all the jealousy and insecurity, just wants to be loved by you.

[clowndegree]

Love your bf headcannons! Can you possibly do daichi ?? He is super underrated!

Daichi Sawamura ✧ bf headcanons

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fluff, crack, nsfw, dating headcanons, him being down bad.

A/N: my underrated king daichi, one day they’ll realize you’re the ultimate bf material…

Pre-Dating ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• The gentleman crush type. Offers to walk you home, carries your stuff, checks in on you constantly. He thinks he’s being subtle. You think he’s just “being nice” because of his ‘captain’ nature. Everyone else knows he’s hopelessly in love.

• Lowkey competitive when it comes to impressing you, if someone else makes you laugh, he’ll step up his game. Subtly, though, never pushy. He just wants to impress you.

• He’d wait until the timing felt right to ask you out, not when the team’s around, not when you’re stressed, but in a calm moment where it’s just the two of you. He’d 100% be holding eye contact the whole time. His whole face would light up when you say yes lol

Dating - SFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Always checks if you got home safe after school/practice, texts you “made it?” every single time. Doesn’t matter if he just dropped you off, you’re getting that “you safe?” text. “Don’t worry, I got you.” is something you hear almost daily. And he means it.

• The perfect boyfriend energy basically. Buys you snacks, reminds you to stay hydrated, and checks your seatbelt in the car, picks you up when you’re tired, reminds you to eat, listens to your rants like it’s the most important mission of his life. Doesn’t nag, he just makes sure you know he is always there. The kind of guy who makes you feel safe just by being there.

• Big on subtle PDA: hand on your back, forehead kisses, pulling you into his chest if you’re stressed.

• Protective without being overbearing. He’ll step in if someone’s bothering you, but he trusts you to handle yourself too. Gets jealous quietly, like he’ll smile politely if someone flirts with you, but his eyes scream “don’t test me.” Will fight anyone who makes you uncomfortable though.

• Will literally drop everything if you need him. Just a “can you do me a favor?” text and he will be with you in no time,

• Loves quiet dates like walking you home from school, stopping at a café, studying together at your place, walking around the park. He doesn’t need big gestures; he just likes being with you.

• Always lends you his jacket, even if he’s freezing himself. “I’m fine, I promise.” (He’s not fine. He’s shivering, but won’t admit it.) He always puts you first. The boyfriend who ties your scarf for you in the winter, zips your jacket, and puts his hand on your back so you don’t slip on ice.

• The type to remember little things, your favorite snack, your exam dates, the song you said you liked once. He surprises you with them later.

• Gets VERY nervous around you but hides it well behind that reliable smile.

• Notices the tiniest things about you, like if you got a new keychain or if you’re wearing different nail polish.

• Always carries snacks for you in his bag. Granola bars, candy, whatever you like. “I figured you might get hungry.” Also carries tissues, water, or an extra hair tie “just in case” you need one.

• Never forgets anniversaries, birthdays, or even tiny milestones. He’ll surprise you with flowers or something sweet every time.

• Loves holding hands.

• Supportive to the max. If you’re nervous about something, he hypes you up while also helping you prepare. He won’t let ypu go through anything alone.

• Laughs softly at your jokes, even the bad ones (especially the bad ones).

Dating - NSFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• During sex, he’s calm, in control, and focused on making you feel good.

• Not the loudest, but his low groans and heavy breaths are so hot. Every time he whispers your name, your knees go weak.

• Big fan of you riding him. He’ll put his hands on your waist, guide your pace, and praise you for every movement. “That’s it, baby, just like that.”

• Big on praise. “You’re doing so well for me.” / “So beautiful.” / “That’s it, just like that.”

• Big on hand holding or intertwining fingers during sex, it’s grounding and intimate for him.

• He’s so giving. Loves going down on you, taking his time, and holding your thighs apart when you try to squirm. If you tug on his hair? He groans into you.

• Loves when you go down on him too, especially if you look up at him while doing it. He’ll brush your hair back and whisper encouragement.

• He LOVES when you’re a little bratty (he finds it funny at first but then puts you in your place), making eye contact when you tease him.

• Loves slow, deep strokes that make you feel every inch of him. He wants to savor it, not rush. He’s not rough just for the sake of it, he’s deliberate. Every move has purpose. He wants you to feel wrecked but cherished at the same time.

• Definitely holds your wrists above your head while kissing you breathless.

• Loves leaving marks, but in places only you two know about, low on your waist, your thighs, your shoulders.

• Aftercare is PERFECT. Cleans you up, gets you water, runs you a bath if you’re sore, massages your legs, pulls you against his chest, and rubs your back until you fall asleep.

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• Tries to dirty talk and ends up sounding way too polite: “You feel… really nice.”

• The kind of guy who apologizes mid-sex if he knocks something off the nightstand. “Sorry, sorry, fuck, focus on me, don’t mind that.”

• One time you called him “captain” in bed and he had to stop for a second because he was laughing and turned red at the same time.

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Hewoooo, could I request here an scenario with Bokuto (I love him >_<) can be fluff or crack and I was thinking something like: He crushing on but the reader isn’t giving a damn!!! But he doesn’t give up and the end is like they are together plssss 🙀 i can imagine akaashi helping him calm down because reader didn’t reply his message earlier 😿

Bokuto Koutarou ✧ Scenario

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fluff, crack, him being down bad for you.

A/N: Hope you like this love! I tried to make the reader hella nonchalant lmao

The squeak of sneakers on the gym floor faded into silence as practice wound down. Sweat still clung to everyone’s foreheads, but instead of cooling down like the rest of the team, Bokuto Koutarou was staring at his phone as if it held his entire future.

He refreshed the screen again. Nothing.

His text—“Good luck on your test!! 🦉💪💖”—sat unanswered, a cruel monument to his suffering.

“Wahhhhhh!” Bokuto’s wail echoed through the

emptying gym, making several first-years flinch.

He dropped to his knees, fists clutching his phone.

“They’re ignoring me! I knew it! They hate me!”

Komi, who was already sipping from his water bottle, raised an eyebrow. “Or maybe they’re just ghosting you, Bokuto-san. Happens to the best of us.”

The ace collapsed fully onto the floor like he’d been shot, face pressed against the polished wood.

“Ghosting?? Noooo, Komi, don’t say that word! Not them!”

Washio trudged past with a towel slung around his neck. “You’ve known them for like, what? A month? You’re acting like it’s a tragedy.”

“It is a tragedy!” Bokuto’s muffled voice echoed from the floor. “My love life is shattered into a thousand tiny pieces!”

Konoha crouched beside him, patting his shoulder like one might comfort a child. “Or… maybe they’re just busy? Eating dinner, doing homework, living life? Normal things?”

Bokuto suddenly shot upright, hair sticking out in chaotic tufts. His golden eyes were wide with desperation. “But what if they saw my message and decided I wasn’t worth replying to??”

The whole team groaned in unison.

Akaashi, who had been silently packing up balls on the other side of the court, finally spoke. His voice was calm, patient, almost clinical. “Bokuto-san, panicking won’t make them text faster.”

Bokuto scrambled toward him like a man begging for salvation, gripping Akaashi by the shoulders with frightening intensity. “Then what will, Akaashi?? WHAT WILL??”

Akaashi met his wild gaze with the expression of a man who regretted all his life choices. “Patience.”

The ace immediately dropped to the bench, sulking, clutching his phone like a fragile relic. His lip jutted out in a pout that could rival a child denied candy.

Around him, the team exchanged looks. Komi was grinning, Washio rolled his eyes, Konoha tried (and failed) to hide his laughter.

The silent agreement was clear: this crush wasn’t just going to ruin Bokuto, it was going to ruin them too.

The next day at practice, Bokuto came in with a new plan.

If you weren’t going to reply to his messages, then he’d make himself impossible to ignore in person.

From the second you walked into the gym, just casually passing through to grab something from the club room, he was a man possessed.

“HEY!!” His voice boomed across the court. “LOOK! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU!!”

He launched himself into the air for a spike. The ball soared, his hand slammed down—

—and he missed.

The ball smacked into the net, bouncing pitifully back onto the floor.

You blinked. “…Cool.”

And then you walked off, utterly unbothered.

Bokuto’s knees buckled. “Cool, they said! JUST cool! Akaashi, did you hear that?? That’s like the death sentence of compliments!”

“Pick up the ball, Bokuto-san,” Akaashi replied dryly.

The rest of the team was eating it up.

“Damn,” Komi cackled.

“Does that even count as a rejection?” Washio muttered, though the smirk on his face betrayed his amusement.

Konoha was doubled over laughing. “You missed the spike by like, a mile. And you wonder why they’re not impressed?”

Bokuto spun around, eyes wide, pointing an accusing finger. “That’s not it!! They don’t care about the spike, no, wait, they do! They have to! It was supposed to be cool!”

“The keyword is ‘supposed to be’,” Konoha added helpfully.

Bokuto groaned and collapsed onto the floor again, clutching his chest dramatically like his heart had just been ripped out. “I can’t go on like this…”

The team groaned in unison. Again.

But two minutes later, he was back up, trying again.

Practice had just hit a short break when Bokuto bolted to the vending machine like a man on a mission. Two minutes later, he came back sprinting, clutching a neatly wrapped melon bread like it was a rare jewel.

“HEY HEY HEY!” he yelled, nearly tripping over his own feet as he skidded to a stop in front of you. His chest heaved with dramatic effort, holding the bread out in both hands like a sacred offering. “LOOK. I got your favorite. For you!!”

You glanced at it, then at him. “…I’m not hungry. But thank you.”

Bokuto froze, bread still outstretched. “Not… hungry?”

Konoha whistled low. “Ouch.”

Komi piped up from the bench: “That’s a clean rejection if I’ve ever seen one.”

“Shut up!” Bokuto whined, spinning around to glare at him before turning back to you with pleading eyes. “But, but you always eat this after class!”

You just shrugged. “Yeah, sometimes. Not today though.”

And then you walked away, leaving Bokuto standing there, bread in hand, looking like a knight denied by his princess.

The next day, the second you stepped into the gym, Bokuto spotted you. It was like a radar going off, his head snapped toward the door, and his whole face lit up.

“HEY!!! HI!!!”

He dropped the ball he was holding and sprinted across the court mid-drill, arms flailing as if you hadn’t seen each other in years. His voice boomed loud enough to make half the first-years wince.

“Hey,” you replied casually, adjusting your bag strap.

That was it. Just “hey.”

Bokuto skidded to a stop, chest puffed out with all this excited energy, and then he just… deflated.

“Just hey?? That’s all??”

Washio pinched the bridge of his nose. “Bokuto, you left us in the middle of a drill for that.”

Konoha snorted. “Man, you’re down bad.”

Bokuto threw his arms up. “Down bad?! I’m at rock bottom! Lower than rock bottom!”

It was halfway through practice when Bokuto spotted you lingering near the benches. Sweat dripping down his forehead, he sprinted over, unscrewing the cap of his water bottle with heroic flourish.

“You look thirsty!” he announced proudly. “Here, have some of mine!”

You stared at him. Then at the bottle. Then back at him. “I would rather not. Thanks.”

Komi nearly spat out his own water, laughing. “DID YOU JUST TRY TO ROMANCE THEM WITH BACKWASH??”

“Wh—No!!” Bokuto panicked, face heating up. “It’s—it’s not gross! It’s love!!”

Washio deadpanned from across the court, “It’s unsanitary.”

Bokuto’s hair deflated instantly. He looked at the bottle in his hand like it had betrayed him. “Love is unsanitary??”

Akaashi finally cut in, voice cool and flat as ever. “Please stop harassing them with beverages, Bokuto-san.”

Bokuto clutched the bottle to his chest dramatically, groaning. “I was only trying to be NICE!!”

Then, it happened on a Thursday.

Bokuto had texted you three times that morning.

“Good morning!!!! ☀️🦉 hope u slept well!!”

“Did you eat breakfast??”

“Hello??”

And by lunchtime… still nothing.

By the time practice rolled around, he was a storm cloud in human form. He stomped around the court like someone had stolen his soul, hair drooping so badly it looked like a wilted sunflower.

“They hate me,” he muttered for the fifth time, dragging his feet as he set up for a drill.

“They don’t hate you,” Akaashi said automatically, like a teacher reciting from a script.

“They do! No one takes THREE HOURS to reply unless they’re plotting how to break my heart!”

Bokuto whined, clutching his phone like it was his last lifeline.

Konoha groaned from the bench. “Bro, maybe they’re just… I don’t know, not on their phone?”

Bokuto froze, turning slowly toward him with wide, haunted eyes. “Not… on their phone? Konoha, everyone’s always on their phone. What if they saw it and decided not to reply??”

Komi piped up, barely hiding his grin. “Maybe they’re talking to someone hotter.”

Bokuto gasped so loudly it echoed in the gym. “NOOOOOOOOO!” He dropped to his knees, fists pounding the floor. “Don’t say that, Komi!!”

Washio sighed, wiping his face with a towel. “You’re unbearable like this.”

Bokuto launched into full monologue mode, pacing dramatically: “I was too much, wasn’t I? Too clingy!”

“I should’ve only sent ONE good morning, not THREE!”

“Maybe I scared them away with the bread the other day!”

“Bread didn’t scare them away,” Konoha muttered, half-laughing.

“Yes it did!!” Bokuto yelled, spinning around, finger pointed to the heavens. “My affection is TOO POWERFUL!!”

Akaashi finally snapped his notebook shut with a sigh. “Okay. Intervention.”

The team huddled, forming a semi-circle around Bokuto, who was still ranting about dying alone.

“Bokuto,” Washio said, slow and steady, “You need to stop obsessing.”

“Yeah,” Komi added, smirking. “You’re scaring the freshmen.”

“I’m scaring myself!!” Bokuto wailed.

“Bokuto-san,” Akaashi cut in, his voice calm but firm, “the reality is simple. They’re not ignoring you. They’re busy. You need to breathe.”

For a moment, the ace stood frozen in place, taking in the solemn faces of his teammates. His lips trembled, and then,

“WHAT IF I DIE BEFORE THEY TEXT BACK???”

The entire team groaned, several players collapsing to the floor in pure exasperation.

From your side, it wasn’t that deep.

Bokuto’s texts? Cute. The way he ran across the court to greet you? Hilarious. The snacks, the water bottle, the over-the-top dramatics, every bit of it made you grin behind his back. But if there was one thing you loved more than Bokuto’s energy, it was watching him spiral when you didn’t give him exactly what he wanted.

You weren’t ignoring him out of malice, you just liked teasing him. Letting him stew a little. Seeing him all puffed up, whining to his team, his hair literally drooping with despair? Priceless.

Konoha had caught you smirking once when Bokuto wasn’t looking. He gave you this look—half knowing, half “dear god, you’re evil”—but he didn’t rat you out. The team suffered in silence while you amused yourself.

Still… watching him crash and burn every practice was starting to tug at you. He wasn’t just being dramatic, he really, truly thought you didn’t care.

And as much as you loved teasing him, you didn’t want him to break.

You found him sulking outside the gym after practice, phone clutched tight in his hand. His hair was deflated, his usual sparkle dimmed. For once, Bokuto Koutarou looked… quiet.

“Bokuto,” you called softly.

His head snapped up, eyes wide. Then immediately, he panicked, waving his hands like you’d caught him committing a crime.

“HEY!! Oh my god—I mean—hi!! Sorry if I was too much, I just really like you, and I keep messing it up, and you probably think I’m annoying and—”

You cut him off with a laugh. “Bokuto. Relax.”

He froze mid-ramble. “Relax?”

You stepped closer, folding your arms, smirking a little. “You’re so dramatic. Did you really think I hated you?”

“…Yes,” he admitted instantly.

You shook your head, amused. “You’re an idiot. I like you too.”

His jaw dropped. “You—wait—you do??”

“Of course. Why do you think I keep showing up?”

It took all of two seconds for his brain to reboot. And then, Bokuto was grinning so hard it looked like it hurt. He whooped so loudly it startled a flock of birds from the trees nearby, then launched forward, wrapping you in a crushing hug and lifting you clean off the ground.

“I KNEW IT!!” he shouted, spinning you in a circle. “I KNEW YOU LIKED ME!! Akaashi said patience would work, and he was right!!”

From inside the gym, Akaashi’s voice floated out, perfectly deadpan: “You’re welcome, Bokuto-san.”

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so u posted again 😛😏🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 KEEP POSTING IM LOVING IT PLEASE

I LOVE U 👅

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im gonna try to make a request…. can i… request jealous hcs of atsumu or kuroo? like the reader is giving a lot of attention to their friends or something like this 😭😭😭 please

Jealousy ✧ Atsumu Miya + Kuroo Tetsurou headcanons

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fluff, crack, jealous boyfriends, dramatic sulking. Nsfw at the end!

A/N: I WOULD LOVE TO DO A ONESHOT ABOUT THIS LMK IF U WANT ONE!!! Don’t forget the details love!!

Atsumu Miya ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

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• IMMEDIATELY pouty. Arms crossed, lips pushed out, watching you laugh with someone else. Doesn’t even try to play it cool.

• Interrupts constantly “ya sure yer not laughin’ harder than ya laugh at me?” Doesn’t matter if you’re with a girl or a boy friend of yours, he HATES it when you give someone else more attention.

• Gets louder and more dramatic, trying to outshine whoever you’re talking to. Will make outrageous jokes just to get your attention.

• If you tease him about it, he’ll snap “I ain’t jealous!” …while glaring daggers over your shoulder.

• Needs reassurance after, clinging to you and muttering “just don’t ignore me, okay? I hate it.”

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• Gets mean when he’s jealous. Pulls you onto his lap, grinding you down until you’re gasping. Will definitely say something like “yer think anyone else can make you feel THIS good?”

• Loves overstimulating you after you gave someone else “too much attention.” Won’t stop until you’re crying his name. Won’t stop until you’re CRYING.

• Groans possessively when he finishes deep inside, holding your hips still “there, now yer full’a me. Nobody else matters, right?”

• Marks you everywhere, hickeys, scratches, bite marks, wants the whole world, especially that friend, to know exactly who you belong to.

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• Plays it cool at first, leaning back and smirking while you talk.

• But his eye is twitching. He’s watching everything. He is observing, your body language, your expressions, EVERYTHING.

• Will casually slide in behind you, arm draped over your shoulders, smirking at your friend “hey, you stealin’ my partner or what?”

• Gets extra touchy, hand on your waist, kissing your cheek mid-conversation, pulling you close.

• Later, teases you in a low voice: “so, did they make you laugh harder than I do?” Half-joking, half-serious.

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• Jealousy turns him cocky. Slow, deliberate thrusts while holding your wrists above your head “got you all to myself now. Isn’t that what you wanted?”

• Teases you with filthy lines “still laughing at their jokes? Bet they don’t make you moan like this.”

• Loves mirror sex when jealous, makes you look at yourself while he ruins you. “see? No one else can fuck you this good.” Unlike Atsumu, he will probably edge you instead of overstimulating you.

• Doesn’t let you get up after the first round. He’ll pin you down, smirk, and mutter “nah, not done yet. Gotta fuck that jealousy out of my system.”

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IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR HAIKYUU BF HC’S!!!!! COULD YOU PLEASE DO OIKAWA💕

Oikawa Tooru ✧ bf headcanons

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fluff, crack, nsfw, dating headcanons, him being down bad.

A/N: Thank you love im gonna cry, hope u like this one too!!

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• Flirted with everyone but got weirdly serious around you. Like he was scared he was going to make a wrong move. That’s how the people around him knew it was real.

• Would pull out his classic smirk and say “you like me, don’t you?”, but if you teased back, his ears would turn red. (kind of like kuroo)

• Overthinks EVERYTHING. Spent weeks debating whether you actually liked him before confessing in some dramatic way, probably with flowers. He definitely rehearsed his speech too.

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• Pretty sure he likes PDA more than he will admit. Arm around your waist, hand holding, kisses in public, ZERO shame.

• Always fishing for compliments. “Did you see my serve? Wasn’t it amazing?” If you compliment him back he will just smirk and say “i know” LMAO He appreciates it deep down don’t worry.

• Calls you “baby” in private, but slips into “princess” or “darling” when he’s feeling extra dramatic. He loves cute pet names, he will almost NEVER call you by your real name.

• One thing I know for sure this man is ALWAYS texting you. Sometimes dramatic “good morning to my angel, light of my life, savior of my soul” and sometimes just a pouty selfie captioned “I miss you.”

• Gets way too competitive in couple games like Mario Kart or Just Dance. If you win, he sulks for hours.

• Definitely writes you love letters, but gets shy when you ask him if you can read them.

• Takes you on dates that double as flexes, stargazing, fancy cafés, late-night drives blasting HIS playlist. He probably takes shit ton of pictures of you on dates too, like his phone is definitely full of your candid pictures.

• He also liked couple selfies where you both make silly, stupid faces.

• His love language is definitely gift giving. Pretends he’s the one spoiling you with gifts, but secretly melts whenever you surprise him with something small. Give him a pair of socks? He will melt instantly.

• He makes a huge deal out of every milestone. Six months? He’s booking dinner reservations. One year? He’s writing you a song or showing up with a scrapbook of memories. Doesn’t have to be a relationship milestone, you cut off a toxic friend? You guys are going out to eat to celebrate.

• Very protective in his own way. Not violent, but gets petty jealous if someone flirts with you. Cue the passive-aggressive smile. Will definitely interrupt your conversation with them and make the other person feel incapable about EVERYTHING.

• Loves talking about you or showing you off in general, but sulks if his friends tease him too much.

• Sometimes, mid-conversation, he just stops and stares at you like he can’t believe you’re real. You’ll ask “what?” and he’ll grin and say, “nothing”. When you tease him about it, he won’t deny being down bad for you.

• Sleepovers are basically a night with your best friend. Late-night gossip and Oikawa sprawling over you like a starfish while hogging the blanket. He’s a VERY messy sleeper, will probably kick you in his sleep.

• He’s late. Always. Not because he doesn’t care, but because he’s constantly juggling a million things. You’ll get used to bringing a book or scrolling while waiting for him. He makes up for it by buying everything you want, even when you tell him he doesn’t have to.

• Can be moody, but you’re the one person who can calm him down when he spirals.

• Arguments with him are kind of a pain in the ass ngl, he’s stubborn as hell, but never cruel. He sulks, gives you the silent treatment for a few hours, then comes back with puppy eyes and “please don’t be mad at me anymore…”

Dating - NSFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Drama in bed too. Groans loudly, gasps your name, and sometimes looks like he’s acting in a movie. But when he’s actually lost in it? His moans are raw and needy. (Performative male final boss)

• Foreplay KING. He needs to warm you up, kisses everywhere, hands roaming, whispered teases. Half because he loves seeing you unravel, half because he knows he lasts longer if he takes his time. He also enjoys foreplay more than sex itself.

• Obsessed with marking you. Hickeys on your neck, scratches on your thighs, he wants everyone to know who you belong to. He also shows it off proudly if you mark him back.

• Surprisingly into giving oral. He likes it more if you guys are both enjoying it, like 69, but he won’t say no if you ask him to eat you out and grip his hair while he is doing it.

• Into edging, but when YOU do it to him. If you edge him, he’ll beg dramatically “please, don’t stop, I need it, I can’t take it” definitely likes overstimulation too.

• Also obsessed with mirror sex, but not in a quiet way, he’s literally pointing: “look at yourself, baby, you’re perfect.” Will probably check himself out too lmao. Definitely says something like “god, we look so hot together” in his mind. Favourite position is definitely doggy with a mirror in front of you guys.

• Gets too into it. His rhythm falters when he’s overwhelmed, he’ll slam in harder or grip you tighter, losing composure in the best way.

• Loves making you cum first.

• Gets jealous even in bed. If you don’t moan much or act bratty? He’ll stop for a second, and wreck you just to prove a point. Stamina’s real, but ego-driven. If you tease him about being close, he’ll force himself to hold back just to prove you wrong, even if he’s shaking. You get the point.

• Has definitely said something like “fuck, I’m so good, huh?” mid-thrust. Then blushed when you teased him after. He IS good though, can you lie?

• Gets off on the sound of his own name, if you moan “Tooru” he’ll absolutely melt and cum faster.

• Dirty talker, but messy with it. Sometimes it’s hot “so fucking tight, baby” Other times he blurts dramatic lines like “you’re my entire world” mid-thrust that make you laugh.

• If he’s jealous, sex turns rough. Hands gripping your hips hard, teeth in your neck, muttering “mine, don’t forget it.”

• Aftercare is soft and over the top. Wraps you in his arms, kisses your hair, and whispers “I love you, I love you, I love you” until you fall asleep. He will probably add a cockly joke like “best sex you’ve ever had, right?”

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• Clumsy. Nearly sprained his wrist trying to hold you up during wall sex, but refused to admit it until the next day when he was icing his hand

• Tried to cum on your chest once and got it all over his favorite pillow instead. Spent 15 minutes whining “my pillow, my beautiful pillow!!” while you were still catching your breath.

• Praise junkie, but he will NEVER admit it. If you moan something like “yeah, keep going, you make me feel so good” at him, he melts, no matter how cocky he was seconds before. He hates that you know this.

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Akaashi Keiji ✧ bf headcanons

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fluff, crack, nsfw, dating headcanons, him being down bad.

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• Polite, reserved, but notices everything. He clocks your habits, the way you smile, the things you like, and uses that to quietly get close. He will even know your favourite pair of socks. He’s observant through a scary degree.

• Teases in subtle ways, dropping casual comments that make you blush, then acting like he didn’t say anything unusual. He ALWAYS waits for the right time to drop a comment.

• His crush is obvious to others because he treats you differently, more patient, more attentive, a little softer. No one can say anything to him though.

• Unlike Bokuto, he won’t blurt his feelings. He’ll wait until he’s sure, then confess softly, probably while walking you home: “I like you. I’d like to try being more than friends, if you’d have me.” He is on cloud 9 when you say yes, but will keep his calm composure.

Dating - SFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Calm, reliable, grounding energy. He’s not loud with affection, but consistent. Little touches, checking in, remembering details. Will text you “did you drink water today?” randomly.

• Loves slow, intimate dates: bookstores, coffee shops, long walks where you just talk. He likes being around you but he also likes to hear your point of view. Doesn’t matter if you’re talking about something serious or stupid, he WANTS to know your opinion about it.

• Affection in public is subtle, but always there. His hand resting lightly at your waist, brushing your knuckles as you walk side by side.

• If he’s jealous, he doesn’t make a scene, but his eyes go sharp. He’ll calmly step in, put a hand on your back, and politely but firmly insert himself until the other person gets the message.

• He LOVES quiet intimacy, loves reading next to you, sharing a blanket, brushing your hair out of your eyes while you work. He’ll sit with you through anything, studying, napping, doing chores. He makes you feel secure, at home, just by being there.

• Keeps spares of your things at his place without telling you, toothbrush, hoodie, your favorite snack, so you’re always comfortable when you stay over.

• He randomly blurts out “i love you” in the most random moments. Like when you’re tying your shoe, handing you a pen, doing chores, whatever. When you ask him the reason behind it, he will either reply with “i don’t know, i feel like i don’t say it enough” or “i’ve loved you for a while now, just wanted to let you know”

• Always listens, always validates your feelings. The kind of boyfriend who says, “I understand. That must’ve been difficult.” and actually means it. He WILL let you know he is always with you, through thick and thin.

• He WILL KNOW what you’re feeling before you even tell him anything. He will know if you’re feeling sad, nervous, happy, embarrassed from your expressions, the tone of your voice and actions.

• Has a teasing streak, he’ll smirk when you’re flustered, say something suggestive under his breath, then change the subject like nothing happened. He loves making you flustered and how EASILY you get flustered, then acting like it’s no big deal.

• Gives you THE MOST thoughtful and useful gifts. New notebook if you ran out of place in your old one, your favorite brand of tea if you ran out of it, pens you like just as you ran out of ink. It feels casual, but you can tell he knows everything. (Kinda scary ngl)

• Will quietly adjust to your routines. If you always get sleepy at a certain time, he’ll make sure he’s winding down with you instead of dragging you into something else. If you’re not together, he’ll send you a “good night” message at that EXACT time.

• Arguments are rare. He communicates well, but if you fight, he’ll calmly step back, then return later with a level-headed apology and a quiet hug. If you hurt him, he will say it without making you feel bad about it. He is SO mature, but will let you know that you broke him a little (if you did).

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• Big into eye contact. He’ll hold your gaze the whole time, making you squirm. He will move your hands out of your face, even pin them if you try to cover your face. He wants to study your reactions. If you moan too loud, he will encourage you to moan louder lmao probably drops something like “i’ve got you, just let it out”

• Loves overstimulation. He’ll edge you with his fingers until you’re begging, then slide in and fuck you slow just to draw it out longer. He’ll say stuff like “shaking already?” while giving you the SLOWEST strokes just to make you flustered and beg for him to fuck you.

• If you pull away and tease him when you’re giving head, he’ll mutter “don’t get cocky, baby, finish what you started.” Calm voice, but wrecked eyes.

• He’s methodical with his mouth, goes slow at first, takes his time, studies what makes you squirm, and won’t stop until you’re trembling. He probably also likes doing the finger + tongue combo just to stop before you cum. Definitely into eye contact in this too, will hold your gaze down.

• His favourite position is SLOW missionary with your legs hooked around his waist. He loves being close, watching your face, kissing you as he moves deeper. He won’t be able to control himself if you move your legs with his pace, or signal him to go faster with your legs. (ykwim? IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN.)

• Usually quiet, but his moans are the kind that hit low in his throat, DEEP moans you feel more than hear.

• His dirty talk is low and precise, “you’re doing so well, baby” or “i’m so proud of you, keep going for me, yeah?.” He’s more into praising you than degrading.

• He loves the control, he doesn’t yell or get wild, but he controls the room. The pace, the rhythm, when you get to finish, it’s all up to him. The definition of soft dom.

• He doesn’t rush, he wants to feel everything, fucks you steady and deep until you’re trembling, then checks on you like he didn’t plan to ruin you. He likes to switch his pace randomly though, just to see how your expressions change.

• Definitely into orgasm control, sometimes he won’t let you finish until you say exactly what he wants to hear, “tell me how much you need me, please.”

• If you want to try something new, like using toys, or just kinky shit in general, he IS DOWN if you’re down too.

• Prefers fucking you half-dressed. Idk why I just get that vibe from him.

• Aftercare is GOOD. He goes from the filthiest dirty talk to the softest care. Cleans you up, presses kisses into your hair, makes you water, then curls around you protectively. Makes sure you have everything you need before laying down next to you.

BONUS ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Sometimes leaves his glasses on while fucking you, low smirk when they slide down his nose. He wants YOU to take them off.

• Once nearly came from you just whispering something filthy in his ear.

• Once almost got caught during a risky quickie. He stayed calm as hell while pulling out, but his ears were bright red. He found out that this was his first and last quickie in a public place.

[clowndegree]

Bokuto Koutarou ✧ bf headcanons

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fluff, crack, nsfw, dating headcanons, him being down bad.

Pre-Dating ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• The most obvious crush-holder of all time. Everyone knows except him. He doesn’t even realize he is being obvious.

• Gets way too excited when you show up at practice, full volume, waving both arms, yelling your name across the gym. Yelling at Akaashi, saying “she is here!!”

• Finds excuses to sit next to you, show you his spikes, or ask “random” questions just to keep talking. (Kind of like Atsumu, but not nonchalant like Atsumu.)

• Accidentally overshares to Akaashi about how much he likes you, then pouts when Akaashi won’t give him advice.

• Constantly fishes for validation: “hey, did you see that serve? was it cool??” Literally GLOWS when you compliment him. One “yes, good job Kou” and he’s set for the week.

• Bokuto 100% confesses first. He’s way too loud and dramatic to hold it in. It wouldn’t even be planned, you’d compliment his spike and he’d blurt “thanks, I like you a lot!!” in front of EVERYONE. Then he’d stand there wide-eyed until you say “i like you too.”

Dating - SFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• The happiest, loudest, clingiest boyfriend EVER. This man loves you and he will make sure the WHOLE WORLD knows it.

• Loves PDA, hand-holding, hugging you from behind, kissing your cheek randomly, all with zero shame. He doesn’t care if people stare, he will keep doing it while looking at them. Like mentioned, he is VERY clingy. Constantly wants to be touching you. If you’re sitting, he’s draped over you. If you’re walking, he’s got your hand. If you’re lying down, he’s basically your weighted blanket.

• Your personal hype man. “that’s my girlfriend!! look how smart, pretty, cool they are!!” You might have to warn him about being too loud, he will embarrass you, not on purpose though. He just loves you and bragging about you very much. He loves making you feel like a celebrity.

• Constantly sends you selfies with dumb captions like “look at my hair today!”. He will spam you with “are you mad ☹️” if you don’t answer.

• He’ll create little rituals with you. Matching bracelets, a special handshake, or a catchphrase only you two use. He loves inside jokes that are just yours.

• Super affectionate when sleepy, will curl up on your chest like a giant cat. He loves spooning, doesn’t matter if he is the small spoon.

• Gets jealous in the most dramatic way possible. If someone flirts with you, he will interrupt your conversation with them, but once he is gone, his mood plummets and you’ll have to coax him back with reassurance.

• Bokuto is NOT subtle about imagining the long run. He’ll casually drop “when we live together…” or “when we have kids…” in conversation and then grin like it’s no big deal.

• Date nights are chaotic. I’m pretty sure his idea of romance is fun. Trampoline parks, late-night karaoke, convenience store snack runs at 1am. He just wants to make memories. And he wants to make them with you.

• In arguments, he’s dramatic, but Not cruel. If you fight, he might stomp around or sulk, but he won’t stay mad. Five minutes later he’s coming back with puppy-dog eyes like, “can we make up now…?”

Dating - NSFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Raw, unfiltered eager dom energy, he wants to please you and thrives on your reactions. Gets insanely turned on by your reactions. The more you squirm, moan, or beg, the rougher he gets. He will also ask “does that feel good?” “yeah, you like it?” Not to tease, but to hear how good he makes you feel.

• If you say something filthy in his ear, he’ll short-circuit and beg, “please, do that again.”

• Grips TOO HARD. He won’t leave marks on purpose, but you will be able to see his hand marks on your ass after sex.

• Big fan of cowgirl, specifically so he can lie back, hands behind his head, watching you bounce while he grabs handfuls of your chest.

• Loud in bed. Shameless too. Whines, moans, gasps. Will blurt things out like “you’re so hot” or “don’t stop, please, don’t stop”. If you cover his mouth, he’ll just moan louder into your palm. He just follows his instincts.

• Loves when you tug his hair or scratch his back, he’ll whimper into your neck, then pound harder in return.

• Absolutely whines when you edge him. Full-body pouting, head in your lap, begging like “pleaseee, don’t tease me, I’ll be good.”

• Puppy-like enthusiasm, he’ll try anything once if you suggest it. Toys, mirror sex, risky places, if it excites you, he’s down.

• Spontaneous sex fiend. Kitchen counter, locker room, bathroom at a party, if the mood hits, he’s all in, grinning like a menace. His idea of romance is fun like mentioned!

• Like mentioned, he is BIG into praise, both giving and receiving. Constant “you feel so good,” “look at you taking me so well,” and begging for “you like it? say you like it, please.” Will cum INSTANTLY if you call him a good boy lmao.

• Gets too excited sometimes, he has stamina but he cums quick if you talk dirty or moan his name. Always ready for round two though.

• Always checks in after, but in his own way: “you okay?? I didn’t go too hard, right??” then smothers you in kisses. Probably says “best sex ever!!!” or something stupid that makes you flustered.

BONUS ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Definitely tried to high five you after you guys had sex for the first time.

• Tried roleplay once but couldn’t stop laughing at himself halfway through. “Coach Bokuto’s here to train ya! HAHA wait no, lemme restart.”

• Walks a bit funny after you ride him too hard.

[clowndegree]

Iwaizumi Hajime ✧ bf headcanons

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fluff, crack, nsfw, dating headcanons, him being down bad.

Pre-Dating ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Will carry your bag or water bottle and act like it’s no big deal. Doesn’t even complain either, will casually ask you, “want me to carry your bag?” He will peer pressure you into giving him your bag if you insist.

• Sometimes blurts compliments without meaning to: “you look— uh, yeah, you look fine.” When you point it up, you’ll just get a “shut up, dumbass.” He won’t drag it out.

• He doesn’t flirt, he lingers near you, ‘just in case’ you need help. He doesn’t want you to ask for a favour from anyone else.

• Doesn’t confess first, he’s convinced you’d never like him back. Once you give in and confess he will hug you for a long 10 minutes, hands on your waist and everything lol.

Dating - SFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Even on his earliest practice days, he’ll shoot you a “good morning” before the sun’s up. On days he knows you’ve got something important, it’s “good luck today, you’ll kill it.”

• Your dates are simple but thoughtful. (He plans each one of them himself). Gym sessions, walks home, grabbing street food together. He doesn’t need anything fancy; he just likes being with you. That said, he does secretly plan nicer dates once in a while, like surprising you with tickets to something you mentioned months ago. Doesn’t matter if it’s a concert or going to Hawaii, he WILL get those tickets.

• He IS protective. He won’t show it verbally but he always walks closest to the curb, keeps a hand on your back or waist in crowded places (guides you if it’s really crowded), and scowls if anyone gets pushy with you. He won’t start fights, but his presence alone is more than enough to make people back off. People KNOW you’re his.

• He is not a big PDA guy, but he’ll intertwine pinkies under the table, brush his thumb over your knuckles, press quick forehead kisses before practice when nobody’s looking. Don’t get me wrong, he LOVES showing you off, he is just not a big PDA guy.

• Supportive as HELL. Like I said, he hypes you up and shows you off shamelessly, especially in front of others. “Of course she’s good at that, she’s amazing.”

• He likes teasing. He’ll poke fun at you the way he always did before you guys were a couple, but now it’s softer. More “you’re cute when you pout” and less “dumbass.” (Though you’ll still hear “dumbass” at least once a day).

• He is lowkey clingy, he’s the type to pull you against him during movie nights, kiss your temple, and fall asleep on your shoulder. You can feel the weight of how safe he is with you in those little silences. He will pretend he is “not that guy” though lmao.

• He shows affection with forehead kisses, hand squeezes, arms around your waist when you’re cooking. He likes casual, almost protective touches, like grounding himself by knowing you’re right there.

• During arguments, he’s hot-tempered, sure, but with you he tries. He’ll take deep breaths, walk it off, and come back with an apology if he snaps. He hates the thought of hurting you more than anything. He WILL work on this relationship with you instead of abandoning it, no matter how hard it gets.

Dating - NSFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• He’s rough but deeply attentive. He’ll spank, pin, and manhandle you, but still check in with a low “you good?” before pushing further.

• LOVES using his strength, holding your wrists above your head with one hand, lifting you against the wall, pressing you flat to the mattress. His favourite position is either mating press or fucking you against the wall. Will say “relax, i’m here, i will hold you” if you’re worried even just a little.

• Will 100% eat you out after the gym, sweaty and all, because he’s “already down there.”

• Very vocal in a raw, unpolished way. Groans louder than he thinks. He will groan into your ear, mutters curses, sometimes blurts blunt things like “fuck, you’re so tight” without thinking. You will have a shush him off sometimes lmao

• Has a breeding kink. Not necessarily about kids, but about the intimacy of finishing inside and the thought of filling you up.

• Loves the feeling of you clawing at his back or grabbing his biceps while he pounds into you. Size kink maybe?

• Into a bit of impact play. He’ll spank your ass hard enough to leave a sting, growl “don’t move,” and keep going until you’re shaking. Like I said before, he will drop a “you okay?” before going harder.

• Dirty talk is blunt, growly, impatient: “open wider,” “take it,” “good fucking girl.” His tone makes it ten times filthier. He also doesn’t like it when you tease him. He will mutter “quit playing” before going harder if you tease.

• High stamina — multiple rounds without breaking much of a sweat. He enjoys pushing you past your limits, whispering “one more, you can take it.”

• Slight mean streak. If you’re bratty, he’ll fuck you until you’re apologizing, whispering “what was that? thought you could mouth off?” He definitely likes praising more though.

• Aftercare king. He’ll carry you to the shower if he has to, massage sore spots, and tuck you into his chest like he didn’t just ruin you five minutes ago.

BONUS ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Gets jealous of if you touch yourself. If he catches you masturbating alone, he’ll take over, muttering “you don’t need to do that when I’m here.”

• Once almost broke his phone because he was holding it in one hand while recording you bouncing on him and his grip slipped. (With consent ofc). He also definitely broke the bed frame once.

• Has nearly torn your clothes before out of impatience. He CAN’T WAIT. (He replaced them, but with a smug “my bad.”)

• Loves watching you wobble when you try to walk after. Will smirk and offer his hand, like “tired?” knowing damn well why.

[clowndegree]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVED YOUR HCS OF BOYFRIEND HAIKYUU BOYS MAKE MORE

STOPP ILY 😛 I’M WORKING ON THEM DW

[clowndegree]

Seijoh4 ✧ headcanons

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Crack, chaotic, a bit suggestive/NSFW at the end. (Dw theres a warning)

• Iwaizumi is the only one with common sense, he’s also the one who bails them out of trouble when they inevitably get kicked out of karaoke bars. 70% of his vocabulary around them is “shut up” or “quit it.” Like the unofficial brat tamer of the group.

• Hanamaki will straight up gaslight oikawa for fun. “you’ve never owned a blue hoodie, what are you talking about?” …when oikawa’s literally wearing one. If Oikawa doesn’t fall for his games, Matsukawa WILL add stuff like “he is right, who’s hoodie are you wearing?” till Oikawa believes them.

• They 100% tried to start a band once.

• Hanamaki and Matsukawa has a whole google docs list titled “ways to make Oikawa cry in under 10 seconds.” it’s currently at 48 items.

• Matsun once started calling Oikawa “princess” just to annoy him. it backfired when a first year overheard and now the whole team does it.

• Iwa has perfected the art of looking at Oikawa dead in the eyes and saying “shut up, Toru.” nothing more, nothing less. It RUINS Oikawa’s entire day.

• Oikawa sends grwm videos to their groupchat. Matsukawa replies with “LMFAO” and Makki makes fun of Oikawa for not being humble at all.

• Iwa leaves EVERYTHING on read, then shows up the next morning like “what the hell were you guys even talking about.”

• If they’re going out, they pregame way too HARD. Oikawa shows up overdressed, Iwa in a plain t-shirt, Makki and Matsun in whatever they last wore to 7/11. Oikawa takes videos of Maki and Matsun taking shots, when Iwa refuses they peer pressure him.

• They have a thing for making Iwa pay all the time. And he pays, after he complains and calls them dumbasses and saying he will never pay for them again.

• They can’t sit in silence. if it’s too quiet, Makki starts humming undertale music or some weird shit till Oikawa screams at him to shut up.

• They’ll say one word that doesn’tmake sense at all (“microwave,” “umbrella,” “tapioca”) and they all INSTANTLY burst out laughing while no one else around them knows wtf it means.

• Rock, paper, scissors decides everything. Who buys snacks, who has to go back inside for the forgotten charger, who texts the coach back.

• Matsun has screenshots of every embarrassing thing Oikawa’s ever sent or said. Maki takes sneaky pics of Iwa when he is angry.

• They cannot go ANYWHERE without embarrassing each other.

• During sleepovers, Iwa falls asleep first (he SNORES). Oikawa insists he’s “not tired” then knocks out in the middle of talking. Makki stays up scrolling. Matsun films everyone drooling.

• I feel like they don’t get into real fights often, but when they do it’s usually: Oikawa being sensitive, Makki pushing too far with a joke, Iwa snapping, Matsun diffusing it by making them laugh. By the end of the night, they’re eating chips together like nothing happened.

Suggestive/NSFW Headcanons ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Their group chat is 50% memes, the other half is just horny takes. Oikawa once asked “do you think aliens fuck” and Matsun immediately sent a 3-paragraph essay.

• Hanamaki is the king of “so how was it 😏” any time one of them comes back late from a hookup. he does NOT let it go. He LIVES for stories.

• Iwaizumi acts disgusted every time the others start a sex conversation, but he’s 100% the one who knows everyone’s porn preferences and roasts them with it.

• They’ve absolutely walked in on each other at least once and instead of leaving, they just go “nice technique, bro” and shut the door.

• Matsun is the type to send cursed porn memes at 3am with zero context. (Hanamaki eats it up every time, saying shit like “I’d do this for sure”).

• Iwa has a filthy mouth when he’s drunk. He will casually say “yeah, had her pinned with one hand… she was begging by the second round.” Everyone else is STUNNED every single time this happens.

• They are way too comfortable talking about sex with each other. Like, they’ll be in the middle of McDonald’s and Matsun just goes, “yeah I came in her mouth and she swallowed before I could blink.”

• They’ve all accidentally cockblocked each other at least once. No one’s sorry.

• Oikawa has a “special playlist” for sex. He forgot to make it private and Matsukawa found out, he sent it to the group chat IMMEDIATELY.

• Matsukawa is the KING of casual filth. Will straight-up admit, “yeah, she sat on my face for 40 minutes, best cardio I’ve had all year.” If someone calls him out, he doesn’t care at all and will drop something else filthier. He is DEFINITELY into weird shit I know it.

• Hanamaki also casually drops lines like “yeah, she squirted all over my sheets” while sipping his drink. If others make fun of him though, he will get nervous and tease them about their own sex life.

• Hanamaki is also the one who dares people to try kinks. “Bet you won’t let her tie you up, coward.”

• They once tried to host a “sex stories PowerPoint night.”

[clowndegree]

Kuroo Tetsurou ✧ bf headcanons

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fluff, crack, nsfw, dating headcanons, him being down bad.

Pre-Dating ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Shameless flirt. will corner you with that dumb smirk and say “you like me, don’t you?” just to watch you roll your eyes. Will be startled if you flirt or tease him back, but will act like it didn’t affect him.

• Teasing = his love language. steals your pens, flicks your forehead, always sits way too close.

• Pretends to be smooth, but his friends catch him staring at you all the time. He is ALWAYS plotting. (Kenma has screenshots of him being down bad.)

• Fake excuses to hang out: “oh, you need help carrying that? guess I’m free.”

• Will NOT confess first — he’d rather die. instead, he just keeps pushing until you snap and admit it. then he grins like he won the Olympics.

Dating - SFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Calls you every possible nickname till one makes you laugh. Love, babe, genius, “hey, trouble.” half of them don’t even make sense. He LOVES making you flustered like it’s your first month of dating.

• He is SO protective of you. Hands on your waist in crowded hallways, will glare at anyone who stares too long, hugs you in front of anyone just to make a point, stands behind you with his hands in your pockets when it’s cold, casually brings up your relationship in convos so no one forgets you’re taken, “accidentally” interrupts your conversations with guys, etc.

• loves making you laugh. if he can get you giggling in public, his day is made.

• I feel like he narrates your actions dramatically. You’re ignoring him? “And here we see my girlfriend, ignoring me like I’m nothing”. When you still don’t give him attention, he drops cheesy lines like “Guess I dont SPIKE your interest” (get it?)

• Lowkey clingy. he’ll “casually” nap on your lap or shoulder every chance he gets.

• He has INSANE reflexes.

• He matches ur freak, weirdness whatever u call it. Never judges you, if you’re down for something he’s down too. You’re laying on the floor? He will lay next to you, no questions asked.

• Always hypes you up in front of others: “yeah, that’s my partner. crazy smart, right?”

Dating - NSFW ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• He LOVES giving up control. He’s dominant in daily life, so sex is where he loves letting you take the reins. Kind of a power bottom ykwim?

• Into drawn-out makeouts. He’ll drag a kiss out until you’re grinding against his thigh without realizing it.

• Handsy as HELL. Fingers under your shirt, gripping your thighs, sliding down the back of your jeans. He LOVES your ass.

• Loves when you sit on his face, he’ll hold you down until you’re shaking. Smug bastard will come up with his chin dripping and say, “what, can’t handle me?”

• Favourite position = you on his lap (facing him). He wants to watch your expressions while you ride him, hands gripping your waist, whispering “fuck, you look so good on me.”

• Moans turn into low chuckles when you surprise him (like pulling his hair or scratching his chest).

• Big into dirty talk, but it switches: cocky one minute “that’s it, baby, take me deeper”, then suddenly begging if you edge him “please, baby, don’t stop”.

• Obsessed with your thighs. squeezing them, kissing them, leaving bite marks, pulling you down harder on him.

• Very vocal. groans, chuckles, sharp breaths, muttered “shit, baby” when you surprise him.

• Loves when you tie his hands or hold him down a little — gets off on the fact that you can break the captain down.

• Overstimulation kink. He’ll beg you to keep going even when he’s already wrecked. If you keep riding after he’s already come, he’ll grip your hips so tight but beg for more.

• He loves praising you and hearing how good he makes you feel.

• aftercare = messy kisses, water, cuddling with his stupid bedhead pressed into your chest. then he’ll ruin it with “so, round two?”

BONUS ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

• Gets way too turned on by you riding his thigh. will grip your waist and mutter “fuck, you’re soaking me.”

• The type to start something in public bathrooms at parties/events. “quickie” in his head = at least 30 minutes.

• LOVES when you leave scratches on his back, will straight-up show them off at practice with that shit-eating grin.