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Heres a list of some of my fav rarepairs before I start another oneshot (potential full fic based on motivation and outside interest) today!!

Passive/terror x geno/error!! I'm such a sucker for passive and geno being best friends, only for them to suddenly stop seeing each other, and hundreds of years later only to be friends and fall in love (esp love slow burns)

Reaper x nightmare, everyone hates them bc they represent bad things, and find solice in each other Ɛ>

Killer x Dream, not sure if this is a rarepair but I feel like it is, and I LOVE IT omg, like they should NOT be together, it should NEVER work, but I love it anyways!! (Esp love soulmate au where they aren't soulmates but in love / Killer encouraging bad behavior in Dream like smoking, crimes, cheating, and when applicable murder)

Error x Classic, bc like Classic is the og and Error like original things :33 I don't know much about the dynamics but I loove the comics I have seen :3

Palette x Goth, I know this prob isn't a rarepair, but god I need moree I love them so much!! Best friends to lovers 100%!!!

Gradient x Casey, I dont know where Casey came from but I love best friends to lovers & these ones started long distance online?!?? Hello??? Yes please!!!!

Not all of these are my favorite ships with each character, but I'm a multishipper and I love these as well. If you have any fic suggestions I'm totally open to those btw!! (Only reqs is only english, & needs to have been updated in the last 2 years or finished fic, none on hiatus)

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Multiverse/Gods head canons for Undertale and stuff bc I just recently read a cute Nightberry fic and Swap being old as hell but still only 22 is kinda funny

First a timeline, basically all aus came to be at regular irl intervals, but there was no multiversal travel until all the regular gods came around (reapertale residents, Nightmare, Ink & Error are all able to move the multiverse at the same time, Dream comes around later after out of stone) 'Years' are also muuuch slower than what we have I'd imagine, and highly subjective, time does not exist how we know it in the Undertale multiverse.

Nightmare wreaked havoc for a while, more negative alternatives were probably made in multiverse, we dont know them bc we don't really care, that happened while Dream was in stone tho.

Dream came out of stone and as the multiverse balanced out finally, Nightmare could think again (the two are heavily linked, and if one is out of commission too heavily than the other is also a shell of themself with only baser instinct working, said baser instinct is just create negativity the easiest way / create positivity the easiest way, so Nightmare didn't care about continues negativity until Dream was back, just horrible in the moment negativity) and the emotion wars start, the creation/destruction wars have been going sense time as they know it.

Very later, but not that much later as far as we and how we view their time is concerned, Nightmare gains the bad sansi, pretty quickly compared to other events the star sans & star council are formed (roughly at the same time, but the star sans is definitely first)

A very long time later, but still within a normal monster's life span any ships will have their children, not all at once but relatively close all things considered.

A truce is finally formed, this might happen before or after ship children among the star sans & bad sans, but one does cause the other.

After effects of truce: finally the world is calm, probably, you might have your own story points to put in, thats fun and fine & stuff

Mortals start to die, other mortals turn out to be gods/guardians of some kind, any mortals with god/guardian spouses are desperately looking for immortality, gods/guardians with mortal spouses are starting to think about removing their immortality. (Some gods/guardians that arise would for example be Geno as the god of the void, others are up to personal preference, but Killer could like be a minor guardian of knives, or Swap a guardian of innocence)

Gods & guardians start to die as creators and readers forget about and stop engaging in their universes, nobody knows how to save the multiverse, and nobody will. Ink also loses most access to his paints, as he relies on creativity from us to get more.

Almost nothing is left, the remaining are terrified, and over time nothing is left, the multiverse becomes what it was before Undertale was created, a thought in a couple people's minds, but never engaged with, and eventually, nobody thinks about it at all, this is probably on a one multiverse scale, one creator's universe that they stopped making content for, and a small creator at that, but I'm sure eventually all of Undertale will be like this, nothing is immortal.

Sorry for getting a bit deep at the end but I like making timelines, and composing what I've seen others make into a cohesive timeline is fun to me :33 this is how I enjoy fandom, and I hope to at some point make a book or smt of soul traits & magical items + how they work (with diagrams!!) I'm just too tired to do it now, and may never have the energy to do it in the future, so for now I feed whoever will eat it, these tid bits and head canons with occasionally attached oneshots

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I just had an idea about Nightmare, both bc of how I enjoy depicting him in private works & how I see Killer depicted alongside him.

What if depression dampened the amount of available negativity? Not all depressions, and not all negativity, but if someone doesn't have ANY positivity for too long than their negativity basically becomes useless (the opposite is also true, if someone only feels positivity then it doesn't help Dream, and doesn't hurt Nightmare) Like you absolutely need atleast somewhat balanced emotions to affect Nightmare & Dream.

Killer comes into that, because he is typically depicted as weirdly happy, but never hurting Nightmare, I have two preferred head canons but this post is about the first. (the second is just soulmates, and soulmates cant hurt each other like that) So Killer is always so happy, wants for nothing, and is very enriched in Nightmare's castle, and his positive aura entirely doesn't effect Nightmare because theres just a total lack of negativity. (typically there would still be some negativity in Killer's situation, but he's a little fucked up in the emotions department so thats my excuse for no negativity)

Nightmare takes a significant amount of time to really figure it out, chalking the fact Killer doesn't hurt him with positivity due to the fact they done exist (they do but he cant feel the aura from weird soul stuff) and he only realizes that its based on an emotion embalance in the person, which I'm just gonna say he learns after meeting a very depressed kid who has had basically nothing good happen in their life, because I cant imagine such imbalances are common.

Dust and Horror dont have such imbalances btw, they both experience love and joy, as well as depression and anxiety, they just tend to be more sad and upset, or atleast neutral, to ignore the downsides when they are happy.

It mostly came to mind bc I did an RP earlier today where my character was so sad & useless that Nightmare couldn't even feed from them, and then just now I started a fic and the summary just was questioning how Nightmare was fulfilled when his kingdom was practically a utopia (they went the route that he just has a factory full of sad people, idk much further than that bc I hardly even started it) (if you want the fic its called "The factory" by "AppleBloomer" on Ao3, they said be wary of the tags, but I'm a heathen and haven't read them, if you might be triggered in some way you probably should tho, idk what triggers but yknow)

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Needed to make a short story for history based on ancient Greece, so obv I wrote Nightmare getting beaten to death for his religion (the tree of feelings) so enjoy ig (also Nightmare is named Melas, aka greek for darkness, & Dream is Phos, greek for light, atleast I hope, I dont know how to speak greek)

Story below the cut

It was hard for Melas, stones thrown at him simply for believing that apple tree was the root of emotions. His brother got along with the new settlers better, dismissing the belief their entire lineage simply because the settlers dislikes it. Atleast Phos still practiced giving the apples to anyone injured. Melas sat under the sacred tree, only for a group of young men within the new settlement to talk nonsense about gods on some mountain and the promise of wives if they get rid of the evil demon of darkness. Melas was not expecting when he was hit by a rock, pain flaring in his arm before one of the boys hit him in the head with a stick, knocking him over and causing his vision to blur, turning red before it went out entirely. When Phos came back from the settlement, Melas was dead.

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Just reminded of why I love Blue/Swap so much!! It was a short list of how Blue joined the bad sans and made the entire crew even better, very cute :33

Anyways, the reason I love Blue is because he's just like me frfr!! (They all are but let me get into why Blue is just like me frfr) so essentially, Blue is extremely strong and smart, especially if considering the fact everyone things he is below average in both regards (think he's stupid bc he's cute & happy, think he's weak bc he's a mortal) and he has HELLA CONNECTIONS, like he can glare and manipulate Error into compliance, is friends with Fresh (who would gladly annoy others or make people disappear on command) and even knows Reaper personally, which is usually good enough if you want him to turn a blind eye to any chaos caused.

Like, imagine a cute little guy, biologically cute, and they are smart enough to not only hide their emotions effectively, but also know the right people to get anything he wants, and charismatic enough that he can meet and be friends with new people to get whatever he wants, and he can also effectively take so much damage and abuse that would typically cripple someone, but he stands back up and throws another punch instead, like thats scary!!

Especially love Nightberry because it starts out with Blue being underestimated heavily, and then slowly learns Blue is an absolute badass, and gets along with all of his children fantastically!! Like Blue participates in hobbies and spars, and listens to his kids, and not even Nightmare can be such a good father to the murder trio!!

(Also I headcanon that there is a child named Blueberry who was saved by Blue and tries to impersonate him as a way to cope with trauma, but thats unimportant to my ship with NM and likely wouldn't exist if Blue got with NM)

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Explaining why I think Terror x Passive is both okay and amazing bc my friend was getting confused as I explained Passive as being a child (Terror = the goop | Passive = the purple skeleton & Dream's twin)

Here are the facts, Passive is 6 years older, and died (kinda, more like got possessed and then possessed the goop after his body was destroyed) and now Passive & Terror are linked, like by the mind, and share a body. Terror overall has control of their now shared body for the rest of their life, with Passive either co-fronting or asleep (atleast in my headcanons, which are the only thing that matters when its my idea on the ship)

I think them being together is totally fine despite Passive still being viewed as a child by people like Dream because that isn't entirely true, Passive has experienced most of what Terror has, and thats definitely plenty with 500 years to experience. Terror definitely gives old man vibes, but thats it, they're vibes not whats true (although he is an old man, he's 500+) because Passive is 6 years older, and gives younger vibes, not actually younger.

They are very similar in age and maturity, even if their depictions and viewpoints of others are confusing, which definitely confuses the overall ship, but it is not toxic in any way, atleast not in my preferences and depictions unless it is specially me using the two to vent as a system. I don't condone most if not all pro-ship views even in media (its a bit different if its dark-ship, which means that it deserves to be depicted, not endorsed, in fiction or irl)

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More Nightmare and Dream head cannons!! This came on from some readaloud of reddit, twitter, or tumblr about how theres always been a 'kids these days are so lazy on their phones!' Nightmare lives in the castle & Dream lives with the Star Sans (Dream is undetermined-aged child again, somewhere between 6-10yrs, bc I love when they're siblings that Dream is super young) (Also I give Nightmare fae/faer, Ink they/them, Dream he/him, & Killer zey/zem mostly bc I get all confused with pronouns) (Also sorry for bad Spanish, its a poor attempt with google translate)

Oneshot fic head canons below!

Ink was worried, like really fucking worried, Killer handed Dream a box during the last mission and it was filled with animal bones. Dream looked excited, and had been rolling them about the floor for hours. Ink didn't actually know what Dream was doing, but atleast he looked happy. It was still super creepy to give a kid a box of animal bones, felt like a threat.

During the next mission Dream was given a creepy doll, a different time more sheep ankle bones, a wooden dollhouse, some wooden figures of animals and some vaguely royal characters, two skeletons and a tree-person. Dream was starting to think Nightmare and his crew were very kind, which was not a good thing, the gang was tricking him with weird gifts!

During a mission one day Nightmare was reading a book while faer lackeys attacked people and recked havoc. Dream was not happy, walking right up to Nightmare, pointing vaguely at fae, or maybe faer book. "¡Con razón tienes tan pocos amigos! ¡Siempre estás leyendo! ¡Nunca hables con la gente!" (No wonder you have so few friends! You're always reading! Never talking to people!) Dream shouts, Nightmare clearly taken off guard by his accusation.

"La gente no habla con los demás desde que tenemos libros, o incluso escribimos, no es mi culpa que no pueda disociarme a voluntad." (People haven't been talking to others longer than we've had books, or even writing, it's not my fault I cant dissasociate at will,) Nightmare retorts, slightly off put and argumentative, but not outright hostile.

Dream states up at Nightmare for a moment before murmuring, "¿Disociarme?" (Disassociate?) He questions, not remembering that word or it's meaning.

"Disociar, como soñar despierto o distraerse," (Disassociate, like daydreaming, or zoning out,) fae replies easily, not bothered by answering what a word means, even if Dream was a little punk.

Dream mulled over the definition before straightening up and glaring up at Nightmare, a little kid glaring up at the multiversal terrorist Nightmare, was hilarious, and a little concerning. "No hay excusa, sé que eres malvado, pero deberías ayudar a tus amigos, ¡incluso si ellos también son malvados!" (No excuse, I know you're evil, but you should be helping your friends, even if they're also evil!)

Nightmare bursts out laughing, softly patting Dream's head with a tentacle, gently muttering, "Eres tan pequeña y linda, pero tan enojada," (You're so tiny and cute, yet so angry,) it was pretty infantilising, but Dream was a little kid.

At some point Ink noticed the conversation and they moved take Dream and retreat, not entirely understanding what happened between the two but not liking the fact Nightmare was laughing. Dream ended up managing to tell Ink that Nightmare had so few 'friends' because fae wouldn't stop reading, and that was pretty amusing to hear.

Later when Nightmare was in his office, reading the book fae's been obsessed with for the last two days, Killer walked in, eyes twinkling as zey eyed down Nightmare. "Soo~ What's your little plan with little Dreamy~? Heard him call you friendless, surely that wont stand!~" Zey ask, clearly curious as they plop down on the arm rest of Nightmare's chair.

"The little twerp has been saying that since we've known other people," Nightmare huffs, pushing zem off their chair with little regard. Killer always thought it was so funny to tease about Nightmare's relationship with Dream, enjoying the two's little sibling rivalry, especially with Nightmare being super fucking old, and Dream being so young, you couldn't find two people like that fight in any other situation!

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A small vent post where I force my problems onto Nightmare, so dont mind me Ɛ>

(Will include bodies deteriorating in capabilities, alter switching, what I consider hallucinations, and vague depictions of starvation, you have been warned)

Nightmare sat there at his desk, reading silently. It was a stressful day of sending the others on missions even though usually it's no issue. The paperwork he was reading to start wars and encourage assassinations were boring, just faking signatures so that it would happen.

Everything was *fine* for about twenty minutes, until he looked at the next document and couldn't see. *He couldn't read, the words were right there and they were unintelligible*. He sat there, not sure what to do, vision going in and out, not able to read and stressed he lost the one good thing in his life. His gamg was good, but if he cant even remember that it's not like it matters, and he always remembers that he loves to read. Now it's gone, he cant read, he cant beg for help because he's supposed to be better than that.

Nightmare sat there, tears falling down his face as he stares blankly at the page. Since when does he cry? He doesn't cry, not even on command, his face doesn't produce the liquid no matter how bad it is. Then he heard a knock, turning around theres nothing. His eye cant focus on one spot, desperately searching his entire plane of sight for movement, and he sees something. It's dark, it always is, but he could have sworn someone was- there was a figure, just lurking there, a rabbit monster he thinks. He knows theres no rabbit monster, only his gang can get into the castle, but it feels so real, *looks so real*.

Nightmare tries to get up to dispel the hallucination he hasn't had in years, not since he left the village. When he gets up he loses his vision again, not sure why, and he becomes so aware of the fact his bones *ache*, that his magic is trying to eat itself over starvation. He had plenty of negativity, but no *food*, and he always ate everything he could, right? Is there no food anymore? His hands rummage in his pockets to find an entire breakfast sandwich, still a little warm, and in a little ziplock bag. It was an unpleasant eat, but his magic was starting to calm, and he could mostly stand up without falling, slowly approaching what he hoped was a hallucination, and once it fully enveloped his vision it left.

Nightmare left his office, he doesn't remember having an office, but he knows he has for a very long time now. He comes across Killer, who was getting uncomfortably close and saying a lot of things that didn't make sense. Killer left after a few minutes of not getting the responses he wanted, Nightmare couldn't tell why, but he knows he should, a frustration that he was pretty sure wasn't his own roiling in his stomach, making him nauseas. Since when did he feel this awful all the time? Atleast he was safe, he knew he was safe because the second set of emotions in his mind was mostly at ease.

When he went to sleep he woke up back in green fields, alone, like usual. It was better this, less confusing, less scary.

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I do love my sanses all being short, but Nightmare? He's goop, and probably really self conscious, though probably not a complete masoginist anymore (he no longer thinks women are weak, just that they're awful, which yknow what? Fair, but like he hates women and men overall around equally) but he still firmly believe being taller = being more powerful, so I believe he would shift his height to be taller than everyone else, bc why wouldn't he? He's the most powerful sans in the multiverse!! (Just dont check the news, alright?!) And if he's the most powerful he's obviously gonna be the tallest too!!

it’s always really funny to me when people make sans(es) tall because like. this dude is as tall as a literal child. he is a little teapot short and stout. he can’t open the cabinets without help. that’s the real reason he lives with papyrus—he can’t afford that many stools. like with fresh i get it, he’s canonically tall, and im a sucker for tall horror so i can let that slide, and reaper as well i guess

but DUST??? he’s just sans with his hood up. he is fat and short. he also can’t reach the cabinets without help!!!! cross can be lifted up by the scruff EASILY by some random stranger nearby if they wanted to. everyone towers over him AND THE REST OF THEM!!!!! killer crawls up on the counters like a wild animal to get to the cabinets. ink needs step stools. error uses his strings to get things because he doesn’t like using his tippy toes. i would literally be over five inches taller than cross. im 5’5.

they’re short. most of the people i know would tower over them all. please make them short more often. please

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It makes the medicine go down

This is not how I wanted Tumblr to format this but whatever

Also that's the best Papyrus I've ever drawn and I'm probably never gonna draw him like that again ;-;

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I just got an idea, and this is your problem now

So, Nightmare is a DID icon bc fuck you, thats why, and disney but like who cares

And terror is a man, full on, no questions, like trans inclusive radical mysonginist man

Passive tho? He's a little more lenient, like dresses are pretty, uwu I'll be a girl today bc I'm a princess, and like trauma, but thats besides the point

So

(whoopsie daisies, cw for children engaging in/asking fot sexual stuff mentioned!!)

Terror: WHAT THE FUCK KILLER???!? WHY WOULD YOU INSINUATE I COULD EVER BE A GIRL?!?!??

Killer: Literally last week you wore a dress and insisted everyone to bow down to you as their princess- you even almost let me lick your cunt~

Terror: THAT BITCH!!! Also holy hell- Passive is like six- did he even want that?!- Did I ask you to?!?

Killer: Yeah, it was *really* weird, insisted on like being a good girl for me so I wouldn't hurt you- role play got too far so I left...

(No one but Nightmare knows he's a system btw)

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I heard this song so heres a pre-relationship headcanon before Nightmare and Killer get together

-Nightmares old, so he loves music, operas, plays, etc

-Killer is a huge simp and loves to give Nightmare oddly specific and kind of sweet gifts

-Killer dances to music. Every. Time.

Under the cut is a short song-fic Ɛ>

Killer managed to get everyone to join a short kareoke, only having to give a couple IOUs for this three minute performance. It was lovely, a song about pirates!! And it was all about listening to the captain and being loyal to each other, it was so nice!!

Killer started, wearing a pirates hat as he started to sing, "Every free man has the right to vote, on any affair given on our boat."

Cross continued it, not wearing the same smile but willing nonetheless. "If a man votes wrong then we slit his throat,"

Killer quickly interrupted Cross to take over, just too excited over singing this song Nightmare looked genuinely intrigued by so far. "Cause he broke the captains code!!"

Horror continued the song, wearing a smile at how happy Killer was over this silly little thing. "If a limb is lost, then a man will beg. To cover the cost of his own right leg."

Killer butted in- "If the money is lost then he'll be shot instead, cause he broke the captain's code!!-" Killer sang, making his loyalty towards Nightmare clear despite singing someone else's song. "And you dont fight back if they cut your hand, every man's fight is left on land. And the fight will end when blood is drawn, no matter who dies we sail at dawn~" **He sang as Dust and Horror joined for a few lines.**

Dust started the next part with a small smile over how happy his friends were, also enjoying the singing. "Clean up your mess and thank god you survived another dayy~ If you wanna be free then you better obey!"

Killer started off the corus, getting Horror, Dust, and Cross to join as well. "Better obey, better obey, better obey, better obey the captains code!"

"If you sneak a maiden fair and cover her clothes and cover her hair, then your lover and you will be left bare." Cross gave a pointed glare at Killer, despite everyone knowing he was dating Epic as they finished the lines.

Killer continued it without a second thought on the glare, "And watch as we sail away~"

Dust started the next one, finding it funny Killer assigned him this line. "If we've found you gambling for a price and we warned you once when you've gambled twice, you'll be left no share but your cards and dice, and you'll watch as we sail awayy~" Dust sang, Killer joining at the end.

Killer started the next part, others joining soon after. "And you dont stand down if the crew is caught, and you dont stand down when your captains shot."

Killer quickly picked up the next part alone, wearing the happiest smile, it faltering at the sight of Nightmare using aer phone. "If you're standing down when the ships at war, then it's not our ship you're fighting for. When the war's over, you get on your knees, boy, and pray." Joined by Nightmare at the end.

Nightmare continues to the chorus, "If you wanna be free then you better obey. Better obey, better obey, better obey, better obey the captain's code."

Killer started the next part with renewed happiness, "If a sailor steals another's pay, then he'll be dead by the end of day." Nightmare joined in with a slight smirk near the end. "If the money somehow disappears, we slit his nose and cut his ears."

Horror started this next part with a proud grin, "The captain keeps us safe and fed, we serve the ship until we're dead, we all repay the debt we owe by following the captain's code." Dust quickly joined, Cross and Killer joining in at the very end.

Cross started the next part after a musical break, looking much happier. "And you dont keep secrets from your crew, or lie about the things you do, and cry when we all learn its you, who broke the captain's code~"

Killer started up again, happily being the main singer, "So, take your pistol, take your sword, get on your knees and pray to the lord. Cause someone's going overboard! You broke the captains code!~" He sang, joined by Nightmare at one point.

"Better obey, better obey, better o- Better obey, better obey, better o- Better obey, better obey, better o-"Horror led Dust and Cross to sing back ups for a moment.

"Better obey the captains coode~!!!" Killer ended, so fucking happy and a little out of breath from the dancing done to copy all the lyrics. Nightmare starts to clap with a proud smirk, proud of aer lackeys.

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Dont got much, take my reblog

on december 9th, there is a wisconsin all out for palestine rally in madison. i really encourage anyone who is in this state and has the means to travel to madison to show up for this especially as more people are showing "fatigue" for the palestinian cause and social media posts dwindle.

if you're in milwaukee, the local chapter of JVP is arranging transportation help if you dont have a car and the badger bus is also a relatively inexpensive and convenient option, it runs multiple times per day and will take you about 30 mins walking or a quick uber trip to the capital if you select the 'campus and lake' stop.

p.s. i know madison in general is pretty milquetoast + white liberal-y, but the activism and rallies for palestine specifically lately have been extremely well organized, meaningful, actually leftist and abolitionist, calling for more than a ceasefire, and led by/centered palestinian-americans & other SWANA organizers.

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Fic idea: Nightmare kidnaps Dream like 2 weeks after he breaks out of stone, already working with Ink, and instead of like being evil or something he takes care of Dream like a child, because last time he was conscious, he was six years old and just going through the most traumatic thing of his life

Nightmare watches as Killer and Dust slaughter the inhabitants of the AU they were currently raiding. Right on time, 1 minute and 25 seconds, or 85 seconds, however you decided to keep track, wait, Ink is late... It takes a full 308 seconds (5 minutes, Nightmare prefers seconds however, they are more precise) for Ink to show up, and they have a child with them. Dream. Dream is with Ink, little six year old Dream is about to fight a group of murderers.

"KILLER, DUST," Nightmare starts to shout, faer tentacles wriggling in agitation. "New objective, capture the child ALIVE and SAFE," fae shouts faer commands. Fae watches as the confused child who currently only knows Spanish is captured, being brought back to faer, screaming and crying. Nightmare picks up Dream, walking through the portal.

"¡Para! ¡Para! ¡Eres malo! ¡¡Ink dijo que eres malvado!! ¡Mataste gente! ¡Yo lo vi! ¡Te vi matar a mis amigos!" (Stop it! Stop it! You're evil! Ink said you're evil!! You killed people! I saw it! I saw you kill my friends!) Nobody understands Dream, except for Nightmare of course. The kid was screaming and shouting in Spanish, desperately kicking faer, but fae never got angry, or irritated, only ever understanding etched on faer face.

Nightmare carried Dream away, down the winding halls, aware of being stalked. "Killer, do not follow me," fae demanded. Killer, albeit reluctantly, backed off. "Está bien hermano mío, te mintieron, pero no es culpa tuya. ¿Qué tal si juegas un rato en mi jardín? Puedes jugar en los árboles y el césped en lugar de tener que pelear, ambos sabemos que no quieres..." (Its ok my brother, you were lied to, but thats not your fault. How about you play in my garden for a while? You can play in the trees and grass instead of having to fight, we both know you dont want to...)

Dream, albeit reluctantly, got down in the garden, feeling the meadowy grass. The grass was long, but couldn't hold its own weight, leaving blades of grass easily a third meter (or a foot), folded over on each other, looking as majestic as the fairytales Nightmare read to him not long ago, atleast in his mind. It has have been five hundred years, but Dream wasn't present for any of it, could he really be anything but a child?

Lemme know if I should continue, maybe I'll make a series on my dreamtale head canon because the og creator (who didn't even make Nightmare) is not a good person, or a good writer tbf

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I take forever to draw so take some funny haha about how kids really dont care (based on memory, not exact wording)

Cloud_10: why do you use a cane?

Me: it helps me walk (starts to try and explain how it helps but gets cut off)

Cloud_10: Ok cool, wanna play roblox?

Aria_5: why do you take so much medicine?

Me taking 6 pills: I'm sick, all of the time, so I take medicine to help me feel better

Aria_5: Oh ok, *walks away to go do child things like watch increasingly concerning content on youtube*

Me: What are you watching aria?

Aria_4: *watching the weirdest kinkiest roblox among us squid games videos that have even more obscure wording then wattpad and the weirdest visuals* Youtube

Me: Aria... you shouldn't be watching that... wanna watch octonauts with me?

Aria_4: Yes! Lets watch the reef!

Me: *turns on octonauts and just tries to figure out what went wrong in my life to have five children, and all but the youngest already slapping asses* (my youngest is a year)

David_1: *Can speak*

Me: Can you say 'hi (my name)'? Say 'hi...'

David_1: *Doesnt speak*

Me: *is sad but leaves it, he doesnt wanna speak*

My mother: *enters the room*

David_1: Love! Love!

Joy_12: *saying the weirdest shit, hating on British people and overall being a jerk online*

Me: having fun with you're friends? Having fun hating the British?

Joy_12: yeah I have like twenty friends and they're all British

Me: *laugh pause*

Joy_12: I have more friends then you

(I also have izzy but I dont have a specific weird encounter on my mind)

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I am doing goretober!! Im going to take much longer because one a day is impossible for me, enjoy my poor attempts at gore!!

(Visible organs, showing bones, disembowelment, cut & stretched skin, noose/hanging, & blood eagle torture method)

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This is fucking adorable, have a reblog, I cant offer anything else on this hellsite

omg happy bday to this silly game!!!!

doodle of the dead children (affective)