cocopaine

[cocopaine]

you wouldnt think it when meeting him for the first time but the lord of an ding is quite the smoker

[cocopaine]

Look at my shizun dawg how tf am I supposed to cultivate a pure mind like this

[cocopaine]

So funny that Shang Qinghua is the one we call hamster when he's actually really intelligent, capable, and resilient. Meanwhile it's cucumber bro that will kill himself out of fear when faced with the smallest non issue like a real hamster

[cocopaine]

been getting really into jin guangyao lately ...........

[cocopaine]

shit posts n the like

thanks @airplanecrashingdown for sending me some of these LMAO

[cocopaine]

showing my mermaid bf places he's never seen before: 1. cloud recesses

[cocopaine]

Mxtx love interests and their relationships with captivity are fascinating and all, but I’d rather just focus on how funny Hua Cheng’s is in particular.

We have Luo Binghe‘s creepy replica bamboo hut and the tragic horror of watching him succumb to his worst impulses and try destroying the world to trap Shen Qingqiu by his side.

We have Lan Wangji warring internally with himself for years over his smothering need to hide Wei Wuxian from the world and save him from himself.

And then there’s Hua Cheng

Professional Gege Catch and Release Wildlife Expert Hua Cheng.

This man is a gege rehabilitation facilitator who does what he loves and loves what he does.

He tags his gege with a gps tracker so he can study his migration patterns. He humanely traps and relocates his gege whenever he’s strayed into danger.

If you hit a gege with your car, all you need to do is call Hua Cheng and he’ll be there with an animal control slip leash, a GoPro to promote his TikTok awareness campaign for gege welfare and conservation to the masses, and Yin Yu is on the phone preparing the treatment center for a new arrival.

He’s one of those guys who lovingly cares for a feral cat colony in his backyard, providing handmade housing with heating and regular check ups.

He’s insane don’t get me wrong. But his crippling self doubt and unbreakable compulsion to provide merged in such a weird way, it comes off a little more wildlife rescue than I think is intended.

[cocopaine]

honestly wei yings misunderstandings about lan wangji were 100% understandable like imagine a nun yelling at you and insisting you cover up your ankles. and youre like holy shit this lady is old fashioned and a total puritan. then she reveals no actually i have a huge ankle fetish and being around you makes me so horny i want to become an enemy of the church for you. you'd never fucking see that coming.

[cocopaine]

i think the pc is the best part, appreciate it

[cocopaine]

whine about actor rpf all you want it is a sincerely held belief of mine that jensen ackles and misha collins shared a passionate kiss at least once

[cocopaine]

we are forgetting our ways, i jokingly said "i LiKe YoUr ShOeLaCeS" to people whomst I know have a tumblr blog and they looked at me like i was nuts, our children have forgetten the ancient texts.

[cocopaine]

its genuinely crazy to me that yall are quicker to forgive dabi (guy with a kill count of at least 20) than bakugo (guy whos biggest crime was telling someone to kill themself)

[cocopaine]

motherfuckers on tiktok HATE to see a real toxic yaoi enjoyer, i want to see harm done to each others person like a real man

[cocopaine]

weddingforest literally isnt even doomed yuri, its confused yuri, like theyd be fine once black forest comes down from her bpd ritalin high and gets over her religous trauma, this is average 80s timeloop catholic school yuri

[cocopaine]

pure vanilla cookie is getting the philza minecraft treatment but i dont know how to explain it

[cocopaine]

gardevoir and gallade are the most transgender pokemon send tweet

[cocopaine]

candy apple goes from being mad that her celeb crush doesn't pay attention to her to being introduced to the wonderful world of fujoshi heaven when Truthless Recluse starts living with them