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he's still cute and babygirl 🤷🏽‍♀️

that dont change nothin

"hes so cute and babygirl" and then they show you a picture of a hardened war veteran that regularly gets intimate with cigarettes

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‼️NORMALIZE NOT ADDING ANGST TAGS TO YOUR SMUT FICS WHEN THERE'S NONE JUST TO GET AUDIENCE‼️

guys please, respectfully, not everyone want to be freaky all the times. imagine craving some sad, melancholic fics but getting a nastiest smut instead like-

... just pls let us have our own personal, separated space of sadness🥺🥺

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guys... when i say that this was my EXACT reaction, im not joking.

(HELP ME.)

I JUST FINISHED GHOSTS

LOGAN… MY BABY BOY… LOGAN.

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i cant explain how much i looove fluff

like.. the cute lil stories w any of the members of the 141, or maybe keegan, or who knows

but then the ANGST.

like... huh, how'd this incredibly sad fanfic get on my screen? definitely did NOT type cod angst into the tumblr searchbar...

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guys... i changed my mind

i like to see my friends suffer

the roles have reversed

friend: *purposefully reminding me soap is dead* me: ...why do you do this to me. friend: I LIKE TO SEE YOU SUFFER-

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i remember how exactly a week ago i had a sudden burst of energy n yapped on my posts on here

my brain cant think of nothing rn, AND I HAVE ASSESSMENTSSS

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GUYS. GUYS GUYS GUYS. I JUST SCARED MYSELF SO BAD.

so like... simping over cod cosplayers on tiktok is normal, right? and yknow... theyre normally about, like, in their 20's. some older, some younger. my dad is in his 30's, so still cosplay age. WHAT IF ONE OF THE COSPLAYERS IM SIMPING OVER IS MY DAD. (ik its not, but this concept still scared me ok-)

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his hat defies gravity.

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some extremely civilised conversations him: i think im cooked me: suuuurely not him: nah, im cooked me: have faith in yourse- him: no me: oh cmonnnn him, two seconds later: IM COOKEDDDD me: ...no youre not him: oh wait. im not cooked. ---------------------------------------------------- me: am i cooked him: yes. me: *doesnt get cooked* me: you were saying?? ---------------------------------------------------- him: im gonna cook this round me: if you cook, i cook. if you get cooked, i get cooked. him: *cooks* me: *gets cooked* me: guess it works the other way around- ---------------------------------------------------- me n him: *crashing out n repeatedly saying cook/cooked/cooking* my mum: what are they cooking? ---------------------------------------------------- me: am i gonna cook, or get cooked him: youre gonna cook me: no im not him: yes you are me: NO IM NOT ---------------------------------------------------- me: am i gonna cook him: ya you will me: huhhh, you actually believe in me?? my dad, sitting near me: i believe youre gonna get cooked. me: DAD-

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him: wanna call so we can hear each other crash out at different games? me: sure him: *crashing out at valorant* me: *crashing out at cod*

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friend: *purposefully reminding me soap is dead* me: ...why do you do this to me. friend: I LIKE TO SEE YOU SUFFER-

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someone: i dont like call of du- me: i dont like you.

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...i want cosplay.

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someone (dunno and dont care who): call of duty ghosts was such a bad ga- me: WHAT.

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me: ghost n soap belong together friend: you sure about that? me: yes. friend: but- me: dont you even THINK about saying they dont friend: its just bromance- me: ...i dont like you anymore.

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can i just say... i LOOOOVE it when people put those cute comments in the tags under the post

it reminds me that some people in this world actually have personality :)