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Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."
It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.
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So uh... new designs, Ay?
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Hello world Programmed to work and not to feel Not even sure if this is real Hello world
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what the helly?
I love them istg
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Hermit a Day May Day 8: Hypno
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again
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hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common
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realized recently that i really like wearing long skirts. so obviously i had to draw the guy in them. he likes them, too 👍
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Mean gills, but you can clearly tell which 2 movies I had in mind
#inthelittlewood#inthelittewood fanart#scott smajor#scott smajor fanart#mean gills#limited life#shark#ocean
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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
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Happy WIP Wednesday (it's Thursday lol)
Thank you for the tag, Inferna
I've got three active ones so I'll share a bit from each:
No Title yet other than something that will include Angel
Doc pulls a remote out of his pocket and presses the red button. For a moment, nothing happens. Then the earth in front of them disappears. “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Perimeter.” Doc cackles at their expressions, then he steps off the edge of the world.
This one is honestly a bit weird and I have no idea how it's going to turn out. It's vaguely a crossover because it involves nomu which are a my hero academia thing(i haven't see them elsewhere)
The Knight and His King
Bdubs never took off his cloak but he did this time, holding it out for Wels to gently brush his hand over it. Recognition flashed in his eyes. “You were one of Ponk's lemon saplings, weren't you? But I thought all of their trees burned down.” “Ponk grew more elsewhere. Sam helped, so did you and Eret. Pearl was old, even then. But she is kinder now, and there is no red.” It was true. Pearl rarely wore red except when in battle and it had been awhile since the last fight. She was always wearing blue or green and on occasion, gold.
In which Bdubs is old and Pearl is older, the dsmp is involved and Wels really isn't having a good time.
And this bit here also does not have a title because it's going to be part of an interlude chapter and I wrote it at 2am half a week ago.
Welsknight gestured to his face with his hands, frustrated with himself on behalf of himself and frustrated with the guy standing before him.
Xornoth sighed. "Listen, I- oh you have to be messing with me."
"What?"
"You're a unicorn."
"I'm a what now?"
All you need to know is that Xornoth and Welsknight go way back, like really far back, and some of the things that happened were caused by both of them.
No pressure tags to share your WIPs: @cat-in-the-desert @imaginethat0327 @nyxtheeclipse @red-carter and anyone else who wants to join
Happy … WIP Wednesday? (I think that’s how this goes? I’ve never been tagged for this)
Tagged by @watcheraurora
Here’s a bit of Fell From Heaven that I haven’t shared before:
It wasn’t until he was a fair distance from the angel’s guest rooms that Impulse called for the spirit of his home. Crux slithered out of a dark corner and bobbed in the air in front of him.
“Will our magic protections hold, with the angel here?”
“Dunno why you’re asking me, I’m literally an extension of your magic, Boss,” Crux grumbled. Impulse raised an eyebrow, and the spirit sighed, swirling through the air like a leaf on the wind. “I’m not sure. You’ve never decided to take a Fallen home before.”
“You make it sound like he’s a stray dog I found.”
“You’ve called him a dog before. Among other things.”
“That I have.”
“Then the analogy stands, Boss. He was right on the cusp of death. Your nemesis was at your mercy. You could’ve put him out of his misery, and yours. Why didn’t you?”
Three guesses who the angel is, and the first two don’t count.
Aaaand one more from an upcoming new chapter of my IW meta fiction crack fic, Fish-Eye Lens!
Imp Kids
Captain Slay: Frost
Captain Slay: Were those LEDs in your coat?
Evil Elsa: sure are!
Captain Slay: Why?
Evil Elsa: It’s Pride Month babes! [Pride.png]
[Image description: a selfie of Deepfrost in a cracked full-length mirror, a massive grin on his face. His coat is partly opened, revealing multiple LED lights activating in the fur lining, making the color convert to a glowing rainbow]
RedWolf: So you’ll add tiny lights for a bit but won’t let us redesign your costume? I see how it is
Evil Elsa: will you two ever let that die?
RedWolf: no
Captain Slay: No
No-pressure tags: @gerudoevernight, @nyxtheeclipse, and @colorlessdaydream
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Fairy Tales are a necessity because they dare speak the truths that the world never wants to hear;
That adults are cruel to children.
That you will suffer injustice, but that doesn't give you the right to be unjust to others.
That there are negative consequences to indulging vices.
That upholding moral principles is always the better path, even in the face of hardship.
That you will die someday.
And that inspite of all the bad in the world, it is worth persevering and finding the love and joy that is out there.
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