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Guy and Honey frfr

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Random Redacted headcanons (gender listeners btw)

they're down there ↓

Anton and Nikolai (Smartass) are cousins

Rodrick (Bestie) and Calvin (Sunshine) were friends in middle school and then college, but Calvin had this odd habit of just ditching his phone for long periods of time and thats why Rodrick hasnt thought to much about the fact Calvin just has been active in like forever

Faaz (Honey), Fang (Freelancer), and Zory (Angel) were all friends in highschool

Calvin's contact in Rodrick's phone is "Splat! XP"

Lasko has a lazy eye

before the turning, Ožbalt's (Lovely's) eyes were green

Castor (I!Baby) has met Miles (YI!Baby) a couple times through mutual friends

Kolt (L!Coworker) and Kody are second cousins, but Kolt never liked Kody and finding out what he had done to Fang just gave him more reason to hate him even more

Zory (Angel) plays rhythm games and is really good at them

Vivian (Babee) is allergic to shellfish

Hazim (Treasure) is actually informed, they just like to pretend that they arent because to them its funny watching empowered people try to explain it

Zeke (Tank) is scared of Ožbalt (Lovely)

sometimes on the weekends Faaz (Honey) and Fang (Freelancer) will play Arsenal in public servers, and will laugh at and make fun of everyone for "being bad at the game" (they've both been playing it sense it came out)

Elliot is scared of crickets

Valentine (Doc) is a Elementary school teacher, so they're really good with small kids

Ludvig (Starlight) drinks black coffee

Redd (Sweetheart) will use Milo as an armrest in front of the pack because he finds it funny (Milo is not amused)

Vivian (Babee) quit there job after the inversion and decided to be a DJ because she had a really big passion for that kinda music and just said "fuck it"

Pollux (Warden) is a Disney princess (birds like to sit on its bigger horn while they're outside)

i might make more idk. i'll think about it 😝

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My Character and Listener heights woooo

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it loves flowers, you're doing well man

Lovely OC/headcanons :P

guess what xyrs favourite colour is. i bet you wont get it

Slovenian

ginger (im in love with the shape of you)

never fails to scare the living shit out of Zeke (Tank)

has heterochromia, and a coloboma iris in the right eye

academically smart but lacks a shit ton of common sense (i will never not slander this weirdo)

the bat wings in xyr logo is actually a tattoo xe got on xyrs back when they were like 19

has a weird habit of just grabbing onto random fabrics they like the texture of. including if it someones clothing

xe'll just hold onto said clothing until the person wearing the clothes swats xem off

gossips with Zory (Angel) a lot

right fang has broken off

that audio where xe punched Porter, i just imagine they jumped to even reach his face

watches House (it mildly disturbed Vincent when he first saw xem watching it)

literally has the quietest feet ever and even the other vamps cant hear xem when they walk around

has also startled Redd (Sweetheart)

also yes, Vinn. Pollux is single

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Lovely OC/headcanons :P

guess what xyrs favourite colour is. i bet you wont get it

Slovenian

ginger (im in love with the shape of you)

never fails to scare the living shit out of Zeke (Tank)

has heterochromia, and a coloboma iris in the right eye

academically smart but lacks a shit ton of common sense (i will never not slander this weirdo)

the bat wings in xyr logo is actually a tattoo xe got on xyrs back when they were like 19

has a weird habit of just grabbing onto random fabrics they like the texture of. including if it someones clothing

xe'll just hold onto said clothing until the person wearing the clothes swats xem off

gossips with Zory (Angel) a lot

right fang has broken off

that audio where xe punched Porter, i just imagine they jumped to even reach his face

watches House (it mildly disturbed Vincent when he first saw xem watching it)

literally has the quietest feet ever and even the other vamps cant hear xem when they walk around

has also startled Redd (Sweetheart)

also yes, Vinn. Pollux is single

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Warden OC/headcanons X3

met Freelancer briefly and is mildly scared of him

has "ribbons" stuck on the back of their smaller horns that other people will pull on just to agitate it -

- Vega's the only person it's met that hasn't done that

bro's got no hair at all

hates wearing the damn tie but it part of uniform so it cant not wear it

"shiny kitty"

scared of the dark

has a very strong hate towards literally any type of cheese

sharp teeth ^^

ironically dislikes the colours yellow and blue (that poor dude)

was given a sour patch kid by one of their coworkers which they spit out and gagged at literally five seconds after putting it in its mouth

hates sticky notes

im gonna finish Lovely's then post it soon ^_^

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Angel, Guy, Lovely, Babee, and Lasko all listen to Ayesha Erotica

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i honestly think it would be kinda funny is Asset was just a android furry or a weirdly tall stickman

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more doodles :Р

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fool!guy scares me

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NOOOWOWOOOW 😢😭😢😢

short sketchbook dump 😝

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MORGAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?? /ref

short sketchbook dump 😝

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short sketchbook dump 😝

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i headcanon Darlin' liking classical music the most out of any other genre.

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I STILL HAVE LIKE 11 OF THEM TO DO WTF

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OH HE TOTALLY WOULD NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT

Bestie's favourite colour is red