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BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.

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I love how Ten is so shocked Jack joined Torchwood like oh no, gasp you’d never believe Jack would be heading up the “Find the Doctor and Shoot Things” club

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Can I just say:

The fact that you have to answer a riddle to get into your common room as a Ravenclaw is the dumbest thing ever.

Because I know for a fact that not everyone that is smart is good at solving riddles.

As a Ravenclaw and a person with an IQ of 180 I SUCK at riddles. "Feed me and I live, give me water and I die. What am I?"

Like I don't fucking know, and I don't care. Just let me the fuck in. And what if you really don't know and you'd have to wait until someone else comes along? Stupid, fucking stupid.

The ability to solve riddles does not mean you're intelligent.

If I'd go to Hogwarts, got sorted in Ravenclaw and I would hear I'd have to solve a stupid ass riddle to get to my bed, you bet your ass I'd say fuck this shit and be off to Hufflepuff.

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Lana Del Ray: “will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?”

Twelve: “Clara Oswald, you will never look any different to me”

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me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

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me and Who

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Alright, because the last one was widely approved: Even more Quotes from me and my dumbass friends as Supernatural characters...

Kevin: I love how most people think I'm so fucking intelligent, meanwhile my brain is playing Elton John's "Crocodile Rock"

Sam: See I thought this would be easy-peasy, lemon squeezy, but seeing how this situation has turned out It's more like stressed-depressed, lemon zest.

0:00 AM

Charlie: Hey guys It's a new day!

Charlie: Wowie

Sam: New day, old opportunities, or something like that ig

Dean: No fuck that

Dean: New day, New nightmare

Bobby: Dude, you should be like a moral human being

Gabriel: *Holding up 4 bags of chicken nuggets* Who's ready to fry and die!

Dean: Why do you have to make everything so difficult?

Castiel: AP autism

Dean: Life has fucked me over a lot, but today I'm wearing a condom.

Kevin: I used to think I was pretty great, then your grandmother destroyed me mentally at a game of scrabble. But It's okay, now I can cry myself to sleep.

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I’m crazy for all the women in doctor who like I’m (not) sorry but I cannot hate anyone. For me it’s like five star meal after five star meal. They’re all so amazing !!!

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I love the doctor who fandom. For pretty much any given episode, half the fandom will love it, and the other half think it's the worst thing to ever exist. (This goes for doctors, companions, seasons, and creatures too)

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“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

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Confess my love? The thing that killed my friend Castiel from Supernatural?

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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

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You know what I think...

It's time we start talking about Peter Capaldi.

When we talk about Doctor Who and our favourite modern doctors, we always go round and round in the same circles:

"David Tennant is the greatest Doctor!"

"No way! Matt Smith brought this goofy nature to the character, while maintaining the Doctor's eternal darkness!"

"Please! Nine was funny and sassy and just overall great. He deserved more credit. Eccelston was the best Doctor!"

And sometimes even a:

"I think that although she had to endure poor writing, a female Doctor was refreshing!"

I agree with this of course, and every Doctor brings something with them, you know who we don't post enough about? Or even generally talk about enough?

Peter fucking Capaldi. I seriously think he might be one of the most underrated Doctors of the modern era and It's a WASTE.

From the very beginning he was just amazing. "Do you know how to fly this thing?" ICONIC. His first episode was pure crack in the very best way. (The way he flirted with the dinosaur, anybody?)

Capaldi had this amazing connection with Jenna as Clara (Although I am a Clara stan idc so I might be a little biased about that) and their dynamic was so much fun to watch.

Not unlike David Tennant Peter is such a fan of the show. (As was confirmed by Jenna) But is also nice about it too. He doesn't go around just correcting everyone, but he wants everyone to know what an amazing show it is and wants people to love it just as much as he does.

Also 12 was so iconic??? Fighting fucking Robin Hood with a spoon? Awesome! Rolling into the middle ages on a fucking tank, calling people "Dude", making puns and dumb jokes and above else SLAYING that guitar?! Yes! A thousands times Yes! Just the best space grandpa ever!

Capaldi is so unhinged and has this chaotic energy while still appearing as the sanest person in the room. Just look up some stories about him fucking around on the set.

It was also very refreshing to see an older Doctor. I mean, I think Capaldi wad the oldest guy to play the Doctor since HARTNELL. He still had this youthful energy, but he just seemed so DONE with everyones bullshit. 12 handled things with a certain maturity that I kinda loved.

Like he has life experience, he KNOWS what his actions will cause and that's GOOD to see of the Doctor. And at the same time he's also forgiving himself for all the things he's done, which is even BETTER.

And don't even talk to me about his relationship with his companions and Missy. First of all the latter gives me life. And his relationship with Bill was so good y'all. I mean, he punched a racist in the face for her. (ICON!!!!) And were just adorable.

And my final point, the biggest point: Peter Capaldi is just an AMAZING actor. We all love "Heaven sent" and It's just the greatest episode EVER and this is party because Moffat wrote it so beautifully, but also because of Capaldi's Jaw dropping performance!!! If he wasn't SUCH an amazing actor the episode would have never worked. And I am certain of this fact. He did that y'all! HE. DID. THAT.

Capaldi gave some of the best speeches and performances in Doctor Who history. And everyone sleeps on it, and I say "No more!" Also his line. "Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?" DONE, SOBBING ON THE DAMN FLOOR. I need to say with this that I'm NOT an emotional person at all. But somehow that line hit me right in the feels and never stopped.

So yeah

Eccelston was hilarious and fun and amazing

David was awesome and I think It's definitely deserved that he goes down in history as one of the greatest Doctors.

Matt had some heartwrenging moments that I'll never get over, was as cool as bowties and just lovely

And Jody was unique and ADORABLE!

But y'all are SLEEPING on Peter Capaldi and 12 and that is SO undeserved.

Mister Capaldi Sir, if you ever see this, (You probably won't, but that's okay. I hope it does though) just know, that I love and adore you so much and think you are one of the greatest actors and human beings in the history of everything. And you DESERVE to know that. I will forever be proud to say that 12 that is my favourite Doctor of all time. And I say this without half a doubt in my mind. I'm a proud Peter Capaldi stan until the end of time. And just know that I and so many more people along with me have so much LOVE for you. (Most of us not in a creepy way though) and you are CRIMINALLY underrated.

Thank you so much for reading my rant.

This has been a Peter Capaldi/12th Doctor appreciation post. And I invite you to reblog this and show your love for the best Doctor. Only positivity though, stay nice.

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Some more quotes of my dumbass friends that I think fit supernatural characters

Gaberiël: Zeus, make Switzerland number 1, and my life is yours!

Bobby: I don't get this whole racist/sexism thing. I mean. Black people are shit, white people are shit, men are shit, women are shit, straight people are shit, gay people are shit. Everyone is equally shit. Deal with it.

Jack: My parents took my phone, and now all my snap-streaks are ruined. Now I feel like curling up in a little ball and cry.

Sam: Hey, remember when we had hopes and dreams and shit?

Dean: No...

Garth: I'm listening to my chicken nuggets in the fryer.

Kevin: School will start at 7:55. Somebody please end my life so I can die well-rested.

Dean: So what are we going to do?

Cas: *eating a gummybear* Drugs, like the bad bitches we are.

Claire: *Looking stressed*

Jody: What's wrong?

Claire: I fucked up.

Jody: What did you fuck up?

Claire: Life.

Dean: Which chipmunk do you think fits my personality?

Crowley: Theodore.

Dean: Why?

Crowley: Because you're always stuffing your fucking face. Which one am I?

Dean: Alvin.

Crowley: Why?

Dean: Because you can't shut the fuck up.

Sam: You still sleep with stuffed animals?

Charlie: I don't want them to be lonely...

Sam: So today, my hallway crush joined our table because there were no more seats left. I didn't realize this. So the first words my hallway crush has heard me say were: "No, I'm telling you. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson are superduperfuckingmegajumbo gay for each other. Unrelated note: Who wants to set me on fire?

Meg: People who commit murders really have no brain whatsoever. Use gloves people, they can detect fingerprints now!

Charlie: Every day you find out new stuff about yourself. Today I discovered my love for Winnie The Pooh.

Kevin: Don't you have like 40 teddy's of the Winnie The Pooh gang?

Charlie: Well America was always there as well, that still doesn't mean they didn't discover it!

Charlie: No, you don't understand. I NEED a big, floppy coat so that when I run it flaps behind me like a superhero cape.

Lucifer: I hate coffee, It's too bitter.

Balthazar: So? Fits with your personality.

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So I have a question...

About Avengers: Infinity War/Endgame

It might be totally stupid but hear me out.

Thanos' whole reasoning for killing half the fucking galaxy is to make sure there are enough resources for everyone. He says that nobody will be hungry anymore and shit.

Here's the thing: The Russo brothers confimed that all animals and plants died during the snap as well. But doesn't that mean he also got rid of half the food and was basically catering for the same people/food balance only on a smaller scale?

And I get what you are thinking: Can't we just grow more food?

Well that's a tricky question, because ther is still not so much clear about the time during the snap. (Taking TFATWS out of consideration)

My best guess is that most of the people moved on with their lives like they used to be and that people that didn't have jobs before the snap were placed where they were needed the most. And even though It's save to presume some of them became farmers, the amount that there was before the snap isn't even close.

So conclusion: The people dodn't have as much exyta resources as Thanos claimen because he snapped half of the food away.

Is Thanos the dumbass or am I?

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How Supernatural characters feel about "Glee"

Dean: It doesn't even make sense! *meanwhile biggest Klaine shipper in the universe*

Sam: Doesn't actually watch it. Picked up most from Dean. Is absolutely horrified.

Charlie: Had an active glee-fase, but doesn't watch it anymore, because after season 3 it went downhill. Listens to some covers though because "somewhere only we know" and "Coughsyrup" are iconic tbh.

Kevin: *Traumatized noices*

Cas: Didn't watch the show, thinks it's a coverband, has been caught singing "Don't stop believing" on multiple occasions.

Crowley: Of course I know glee. The last 3 seasons play on repeat in hel.

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Quotes of my dumbass friends that I think fit supernatural characters.

Mary: I just almost set my backyard on fire, but let's amphisise on the word "almost", because I think we should see that as a win.

Dean: We are going out with a bang! *mutters* and the bang is the gun we just killed ourselves with.

Sam: I firmly believe that 99% of my problems would dissapear if I would just marry someone rich.

Gabriel: No but like, have you seen my ass? It's like I'm having a great-ass-day.

Kevin: So the history paper is due tomorrow and I still have to start: I guess we'll finally find out what's the use of energy drink.

Cas: Do you ever want to go ride a rollercoaster and you start out all excited, but then you are standing in line and you're regretting every single choise you've made that have lead you up to this point? Yeah, that's kind of my entire life.

Bobby: I could have befriended anyone, but instead I got this bunch of weirdos that have no self-controle whatsoever.