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Losing my mind over the fact that mike and edgar are probably legally married and don’t know it—

we know Mustardseed and his husband got married, and everyone legally shares the same identity. they’re going to file all the paperwork and stuff only to get it reported back that their chance was stolen by a crazy bitch and a dead guy as one final fuck you

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my beautiful girlfriend wears hawaiian shirts, tries to tame crows outside her apartment, and gets emotional over dead pens…. boys, i think im dating dyke walters

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new psychological torment idea, show your s/o bsd and then take them to the lowest rated barber in your town

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writing with besties is so fun because sometimes you just call them up like “I think lord hackett needs something to be autistic about, like bugs or mold idk” and you both immediately lock onto the idea that this minor character just fucking loves mold

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genderbend woebegone but the character theme songs are just bugbear by chloe moriando and pink panther by scene queen

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now that I’m finally caught up on the Mustardseed debacle, I’m so stuck on Edgar’s first introduction. Specifically, his favorite musical being Into the Woods. Like…. for one, infodump king, but also it’s the musical about being so desperate for control of the story that you’re willing to sacrifice the narrator with your bare hands, consequences be damned.

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idk what the true message of wbg is but last night I got to 69 and cried about how much I loved my roommate— I think making her chocolate covered strawberries is the closest I’ve got to a message so far

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the dark world, inspired by Rene Magritte's The Empire Of Light painting series (examples under the cut)

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cannot believe I got put on blast by my gf and the woebegone man in the same day for something I did in my sleep

anyways, according to her I itched my nose twice, talked to her in a super serious voice about time travel, and then ominously said it was time for sleep and rolled over.

I’d say we’re not beating the female mike and edgar allegations but i’m kept afloat by her unerring hatred of biscuits and gravy and cowboys

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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD ACCORDING TO MY GF I STARTED TALKING ABOUT W.BG IN MY SLEEP HELP WHY IS THIS SO OMINOUS

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watching yellowjackets on friend marathon night and my only takeaway is that Shauna Shipman would DESTROY woe.begone. challenges 1-4 DONE in a WEEK, and every drawer in O.V.E.R. rifled through. I think she even has it in her to cowboy.

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I knew we’d get new characters this season but lil arthur was not on my list

I can't draw but I can shittily edit

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my girlfriend (arcana player) and me (malevolent fan) and our very different reactions to the name Faust

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minkowski haters and people who don’t believe anya as well

Venn diagram of Curly apologizers and Kepler fuckers is a circle