completely-hopeless - Tumblr blog

[completely-hopeless]

Goat Man mad cus Man Goat got caught eating hay 🌾 🐐 😡

(Don’t look at the lack of toes, I’m lazyyyyy)

[completely-hopeless]

My first try at Rauru…

(Yes I used a reference photo!!! I did not trace!!! I drew from reference!!! I do not know the @ of the artists photo that I used as reference so please do give credit to the artist if you do know)

But Why’s the goat man looking kinda 👀 🥵 🐐

[completely-hopeless]

I haven’t drawn anything in a FAT minute so have some of the cure in the shape of our favorite birb “SCP 049” (the plague doctor)

(If I had to choose between paying for an ambulance in America or taking free healthcare from this birb, I’d risk the chances of being administered “the cure”)

[completely-hopeless]

Mind giving a step by step tutorial on how to draw Predators? I’m trying to draw my own yautja OC but I can’t seem to get it right. Argh!

Please share us your wisdom! 🙏🏻 Thank you! 🥹 💕

i gotchu

hope this helps

[completely-hopeless]

Look what I made!!!! Obviously, I don’t own Predator, or anything so none of the pronunciation is verified, but 90% (at least) of the words are! So I hope this helps anyone whos curious, is an uber-nerd like me, is writing fanfiction, reading fanfiction, etc! Please let me know if I missed a word, or added a blatantly fake one by mistake!! 

Tagging my favorite Yautja blogs below btw

@0alienvspredator0

@alienverse

@aliensandpredators

@yautja-fang

@yautjaddict

@everything-alien-and-predator

@yautjalove112

@retro-hunter

[completely-hopeless]

List of Vocal Sounds for Smut

I present to you a - probably quite incomplete, I’m sure I’m missing a lot of speech sounds - reference list and a bit of a guideline for the different ways one can describe the sounds your characters make whilst writing smut. I’ll definitely be referring to it, because I sometimes get stuck on exactly how to describe a particular noise. (aka, “he can’t groan again, he just groaned last paragraph”)

Sounds (noun, both independently and describing speech): breath/breathe, gasp, moan, groan, pant, whimper, whine, shout, yelp, hiss, grunt, cry, scream, shriek, sob, growl, curse, sound, sigh, hum, noise, squeak, snarl, howl, roar, mewl, wail, choke, keen, purr

Sounds (noun, describing speech): rasp, husk, drawl, plea, murmur, whisper, beg

Descriptors (adjective): loud, hushed, quiet, low, high, high-pitched, little, tiny, soft, deep, unrestrained, restrained, strained, breathy, rough, sudden, short, drawn-out, sharp, harsh, hard, thick, smooth, thin, heavy, impassioned, insistent, hungry, passionate, repeated, filthy, debauched, sweet, slow, deliberate, guttural, languid, surprised, husky, distracted, happy, pleased, satisfied, wordless, cut-off, bitten-off, contented, hoarse, extended, long, depraved, aching, choked, strangled, broken, helpless, shuddering, shaky, trembling, urgent, needy, desperate, wanton, shattered, pained, eager

Combine a descriptor and a sound for best effect - for example, “needy moan,” “pleased hum,” or “sudden scream.” You can even use two: “low, rough grunt,” “sweet little cry,” “desperate, filthy noise,” as long as you don’t repeat a word that means the same thing, unless you really want to emphasize it. Avoiding repetition is pretty key here. You don’t usually want to say “hushed, quiet gasp” except on rare occasions when it’s very important how soft the sound was.

Use your own common sense, as well; some sounds and descriptors don’t generally work well together. “Deliberate shriek” probably wouldn’t work well, and neither would “languid grunt,” but again, this is all very situational - play around! Have fun.

Feel free to add to my lists, use for your reference or pass them around. It would be fun to see a randomized generator made, too, I’m just too lazy to do it myself. ;)

[completely-hopeless]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[completely-hopeless]

Leave it up to plague doctors to get me out of an art block 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Anyway, here's more plague doctors 🐦💉☣

(For better quality click on pic)

[completely-hopeless]

So, Long story short...

I had a dream that I was in the Scp Foundation for a college trip, why'd they let students in I have no idea, and then a breach happened. I ran into Scp 049, the plague doctor. I thought I was going to die, but turns out the doc says I've been cured and that he wants me to stick around him because the facility is dangerous. I binge watched the Tiger King on Netflix right before I went to sleep, and in my dream, I decided that Scp 049 JUST HAD TO KNOW about Carole Baskin feeding her husband to tigers... I'm pretty sure by the end of my terrible explaining skills he regretted offering me to stay by his side...🥺🥺🥺

The next morning when I woke up, I knew I had to draw the scenario out...🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[completely-hopeless]

Hiding in The Closet

You see Scp 049, The Plague Doctor, in a hallway during a breach. You quickly run into a room and hide in a closet, hoping he didn’t see you, but it appears he did…

From the comfort and darkness of the closet, you hear the door open and footsteps enter the room. “Please stop resisting, I am here to cure you.” Scp-049 said in his calming, yet, almost metallic, voice. You could hear his footsteps continue to search the room, and after a while, it is nothing but silence.

You waited for what seemed like hours before you decided that it was finally safe to peek your head out of the closet, but the doctor knew you were hiding somewhere and waited for you to come out. “Ah, there you are.” He said as he took out his needle.

“Do Not Be Afraid, I Am The Cure…”

(I am open for asks on SCPs and Yautjas!!)

[completely-hopeless]

You ran into SCP-049, The Plagur Doctor, and now he is determined to cure you of "The Great Pestilence":

😬💉🙄🧟‍♂️

😬💉🙄🧟‍♀️

[completely-hopeless]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[completely-hopeless]

[completely-hopeless]

[completely-hopeless]

nothing will go as hard as babymetal performing a live crucifixion

[completely-hopeless]

I saw an opportunity and I took it... I'll be using this a lot...