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*evil hands* how can I make an rqg × dr who crossover work? *strokes imaginary goatee* do i have the mental capacity to actually work on that or should I keep working on my other fic? *pets cat that wasn't on my lap a few seconds ago* but... the ideas... yes, I must... yes...

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@mayaruinstheinternet

Ten <3

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It always confuses me so much when people tell me I seem scary or that they are scared of talking to me like bbg look at my blog you have nothing to be scared of I’m actually sorta pathetic 😭

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Came across this funky little lad in one of my sketchbooks

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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Making unethical tea rn, how's everyone else?

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Quick someone give me some really awful terrible puns for me to use in my fic!! Literally any pun will do!!

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Very sad thought. I dont think i live close to any of my moots/online friends... (excluding Mikhail ofc) I will likely never meet any of them in person...

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i do wanna post my art here.. but i got nothing new. so heres an old doodle

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Watched quite a lot of doctor who today.

Currently crying over the doctor bi-generating and getting a nice life with their best friend...

Also Ncuti Gatwa is beautiful why is he so pretty????

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My sibling and I are losing our minds right now

1. "Oh, im struggling a lot..." "have you tried reversing the polarity of the newtron flow?" *insert my sibling wheezing*

2. "Echolalia!" "Echolalia!" "Echolalia!" "Echolalia!" "Echolalia!" "Echolalia!" Etc.

3. "Blokes blokes blokes blokes blokes blokes blokes blokes blokes blokes blokes blokes" followed by "lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads" and then "cleave cleave cleave cleave cleave cleave cleave cleave cleave cleave cleave cleave"

4. "JANET!" "DOCTOR SCOTT!" "JANET!" "BRAD!" "ROCKYYYY"

5. "WHERED THE WATER GO??" "me when Moses parted the red sea" *wheeze* "me when Jesus turned water to wine" *more wheezing* "im a big hit in the Jesus fandom" *more more wheezing*

6. "Oh he kicked him in the dick!" "How is that religious hate??" "No we aren't at that part yet" *a few seconds pass* "NOW we're at the religious hate part" (this is about an rqg episode I was narrating to them)

7. *Me explaining the entirety of Detroit: Become Human to them* "yeah, i was talking to my friend and they asked if I got the cute happy ending or the ending where they kill themselves" *more wheezing* "and i was like NO I GOT THE CUTE ONE WHERE THEY HUG AND GET BURGERS!!" *they are literally shaking at this point* "although, the fact that Connor can't eat burgers is sadder than the other endings"

8. We figured out a new conversation starter for if I forget how to talk to my girlfriend. "Whats your favourite autism trait" was yelled between the living room and kitchen for about a minute...

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Ok so I may have two girl cats one of which may or may not be pregnant.

So that's a thing now. Will update when we figure this out.

So... I may have TWO girl cats instead of one...

Owning stray cats is fun

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I hate that i'm nocturnal and the world isn't

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Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

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So... I may have TWO girl cats instead of one...

Owning stray cats is fun

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Being touch-starved and aroace is really funny... like, what do you mean me wanting to hug or cuddle with someone is seen as inherently romantic or sexual?? I just love my friends and would like to show that love with physical contact?? (With their consent, obviously)

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You can really tell what my mental state is right now... I just watched a video of an anteater playing with wind chimes and almost started crying...