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female awesome meme:[2/5] female characters in literature ↳ Rachel Elizabeth Dare

We only have one life, but we can choose what kind of story it’s going to be.

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ya lit meme: [4/10] books or series ≡ the hunger games by suzanne collins

it takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.

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Panem

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HEATHERS (1989) written by Daniel Waters

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Great mare goddess.

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365 characters; sally jackson (percy jackson and the olympians)

i am sally jackson’s son!

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"I'll teach the lot and treat them just the same."

HELGA HUFFLEPUFF was a Welsh witch and was one of the four founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. While the other founders took students based on either ambition, bravery, or intelligence, Helga took the loyal, hard-working, patient, and tolerant and treated them all equally. She had a gift for food-related charms, and her recipes were still used as the basis for many Hogwarts feasts. She also arranged for the house-elf contingent to work in the kitchens, giving them somewhere safe to work, where they would not be mistreated or abused.

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"We'll teach just those whose ancestry's purest."

SALAZAR SLYTHERIN was a pure-blood wizard, noted for his cunning and determination, and was one of the four founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He was regarded as one of the greatest wizards of the age for his abilities as a Parselmouth and as a skilled Legilimens. He selected his students according to their cunning, ambition, determination and blood purity. As a professor, he was in favour of teaching the Dark Arts, and also taught the Unforgivable Curses, such as the Imperius Curse, which were not illegal at the time.

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modern greek myth: athena

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myth moodboard: dhampir

in balkan folklore, the offspring between a human and a vampire. dhampirs of paternal vampire descent could see invisible vampires and practice sorcery, so they often started careers as vampire hunters.

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the almost contentious but intimate relationship between a woman and the book she’s been trying to read for a year

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my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else

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the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

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Had a really funny idea and needed to draw it😼

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TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.

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The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

Jim Carrey as the Grinch in How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)