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“Don’t piss your pants.”

hell's kitchen sentence starter / accepting

annoyance filled her first, mostly because like — cultists really are annoying. especially when they’re for zeref. and each one acted like they were built different from the last zeref cult she met. 

“y’know, you’re big scary magic thing doesn’t scare me that bad. really. what’s the difference between you avatars and the other zeref cults i’ve met, huh?” sure, her hand was shaking but she refused to be intimated. at least until she was hit some more dark magic.

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“This morning I’m feeling so discombobulated — I’m just happy I have a bra on.” // modern shop verse, lucy <3

hell's kitchen sentence starter / accepting

lina doubled checked and yes — lucy was indeed wearing a bra. good. sometimes it was hard to remember and well, what was lina there for if not to make sure her sister was ready? they may not work at the same place, but they always got the same shifts. it honestly made it easier to travel and considering the themes of their respective jobs, together they looked less ridiculous.

(lina’s cowboy hat was in the car.)

she swiped the car keys from the bowl — lina’s had the little lesbian flag on the keychain so it was easy to remember — and smiled brightly at her twin. “luckily i have a cure to wake you up and prep you for your shift! iced coffee and ABBA!! i woke up today with thank you for the music stuck in my head, so now we both get to jam.”

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I will admit i am not immune to pretty girls

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Hell’s Kitchen Sentence Starter part 1/?

   warning: strong language and threats

“You look like fucking Hannibal Lector.”

“Where’s the lamb sauce?”

“Don’t piss your pants.”

“You — come here.”

“Fuck me.”

“Piss off!”

“You’re not really a ____ are you? You’re just a showgirl with a big feather coming out of your ass.”

“What the fuck are you trying to do?”

“Who’s is this?”

“Looks like you ended up in the right place.”

“What is that?”

“I’m proud that I’m gay.”

“That’s embarrassing.”

“I was unorganized…I was flustered.”

“Cooked perfectly.”

“It’s clumsy — like you.”

“This morning I’m feeling so discombobulated — I’m just happy I have a bra on.”

“Open your eyes, you twat.”

“Don’t stand there and stare.”

“She/He/They  will do anything to make Her/Him/Themself shine.”

“Take it back [name]! Jesus.”

“Fucking wake up please.”

“It’s fucking raw.”

“Now, now I’m totally screwed here.”

“I’m bottled legged here, I’m in the shits.”

“I do apologize for that.”

“Fuck off, will ya?”

“I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

“From the bottom of my heart, shut up.”

“She/He/They don’t even realize it.”

“Let’s do it.”

“I was feelin’ terrible.”

“I just couldn’t contain myself.”

“I just had to look inside.”

“No idea what you just told me, it was too fast.”

“Can you stop this person?”

“What a fucking donut.”

“Fucking pathetic.”

“I’m not the type of person who’s gonna cry.”

“You — fuck yourself.”

“What’s in that basket?”

“Why? Just talk to me — why?”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake.”

“Don’t you start.”

“It’s like you’re fast asleep.”

“I was wondering what the fuck you’re doing.”

“Where the fuck is [name]?”

“If we go your pace, we’re fucked.”

“I’m tired of being told I’m incompetent.”

“You should be ashamed of yourself.”

“Oh my god, I’m fucking freaking out.”

“Everybody is trying really hard.”

“I was born for this.”

“I know how to cook pasta.”

“This is our chance.”

“This was the best thing I ever tasted in my life.”

“It’s fucking rancid!”

“I need your head in the game.”

“This is insane!”

“Hurry up, [name].”

“We’re supposed to be looking good and that’s not a good look.”

“Do we even have to say anything?”

“Tonight was supposed to be my night to do better and I had some — what you’d say…mess ups.”

“You’re so far up your own fucking ass you don’t know how cocky you are.”

“How am I cocky? I act humble.”

“I’m getting tired of this shit.”

“I didn’t really have an excuse.”

“Aren’t you allergic to shellfish?”

“Oh no, what’s the matter?”

“Fuck off to the medic then.”

“It’s easy for you — that’s your fucking problem.”

“You’re a complete mess.”

“You have to keep going.”

“It’s not good, it’s not good at all.”

“Weird, isn’t it?”

“I think he was trying to sabotage me.”

“I’ll take a moment.” (Sincere)

“I’ll take a moment.” (Mocking)

“You look more like a dog than I do.”

“There’s a fire in me burning so hot man, it’s napalm.”

“You’re doing this to sabotage them, aren’t you?”

“Nothing to shout home about.”

“We look dumb as fuck.”

“The pirates came to capsize that.”

“Hey bozo!”

“Put your arms out you look like a fucking quail.”

“Hey, I’m right behind you.”

“What is/are he/she/they doing?”

“If I mess up, I’m gonna punch myself in the face.”

“Tonight was extraordinary!”

“I was happy to win even though I had no idea what I was doing.”

“I thought of my mom when I made that sauce.”

“You’re a joy to be around.”

“I like to hunt a lot — like ducks and gators.”

“I just pulled it outta my ass.”

“That is a joke.”

“I’m not used to messing up so bad.”

“Any updates? Or do I have to read your mind?”

“You’re not winning so you’re gonna set the place on fire?!”

“It was an expensive mistake.”

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LUCY’S SEXUALITY : headcanon

so i have put a lot of thought to this and therefore, this is based solely on my own interpretation of canon and feel free to agree or disagree with me! as far as i’m concerned this will play out in all of my interpretations!!

tl;dr: she’s a lesbian 

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the muppets, 1x02: “Hostile Makeover”

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Portrait of Lady Sunderland (detail) 1786. Joshua Reynolds 

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LUCY & HER SPIRITS part 1/?

it was established early on that contracts are made between a celestial spirit user and the spirit in question. with this in mind, lucy is VERY careful and keeps a lacrima crystal which is essentially a calendar app filled with notes on each day for times she can summon spirits and when they are not available. it’s color coded for each key she has and she keeps a careful eye on it.

with this in mind, certain fights that happen in canon work differently. i will make a separate post about the fight with flare, but on my blog it happened differently. for each day she was an active member on the gmg team(s), she had different plans for which keys she could use and took too account how much magic energy each used. 

lucy is, in general, an organised person and this spills into her time as a mage. she is careful not to summon one so often and takes note of their time. even if she could summon one on a day, doesn’t mean she always will. this only increased after her visit in the celestial plane and she saw how differently time worked there than in earthland.

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LUCY V. FLARE

while she does still summon taurus and scorpio in the beginning however, she does not cut flare’s hair with cancer. instead, when flare explained her hair can go anywhere and attacks lucy, lucy got her whip and the two befan to parry with that, as in the manga, they do go spinning. when lucy landed on the ground again and flare attacked her, she summoned horologium since he can heal minor injuries as well as be good at defense. this gave her time to come up with  a plan as well as heal the slight burns she got from flare.

she summoned virgo as she got out of horologium and as she parried off with flare again, virgo was able to fight underground and make it tough for flare to move her hair underground. flare began to overwhelmed from fighting above and underground. it was at this moment that flare revealed her cheating and we know what happened after that.

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LUCY & POST WAR

after the war, lucy was well. tired. she had almost died many times and the entire war really put That into perspective. mage life was fun and she made great friends, but was it worth her life? her time in fairy tail she had been tortured and almost killed countless times. what she truly wanted, her real dream was to be a writer. 

there are many other worries in her head as well. what would happen to her keys if she suddenly stopped being a mage? what would happen with her and her friends? they had been separated before and those times, she saw them less and was alone more. she hated being alone. where life in fairy tail brought many dangers, it also brought on many laughs and good memories.

in all: she is at a crossroads and doesn’t know what to do. not really. so she continues to try and bring some normalcy back in her life, even during the rebuilding of magnolia which got destroyed. 

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canon div post

unlike what others may think, lucy heartfilia does INDEED have a ribcage

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canon divergence re: the entire war arc.  there is no reason to assume that zeref does not know that fairy heart is located in magnolia. or, at the very least: fiore. thus, mounting any war effort towards a country that is  not  fiore makes no sense. it means to create battlefields that are a waste of resources. and while he has resources, i still think he would want to win the war swiftly, obtain fairy heart and go on to relive his life after getting rid of acnologia.

even faking to be serious about destroying all of the continent would be questionable; he is emperor and it is unlikely that anyone would have really questioned his strategy. especially since once fairy heart had been obtained, the continent of ishgal would probably have fallen  very  quickly.

fiore is, thanks to makarov’s secrecy, unprepared and would have no time to call upon their allies and their allies would have no time to rally their troops and come to fiore’s aid. in fact, that even so many guild mages were available should be a minor miracle — it should generally be assumed that especially s-class mages would usually be on long-term quests.

tl;dr: the empire focused their attack on fiore and fiore alone and did not bother with other countries since it would have been a waste of time and resources alike.

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