#crack tag

[bisexualdeans]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i am brutally beating a man to death to maintain my extremely fragile status as captain of my pirate ship and you're my new lying ass fake cook with his silly little fake name witnessing the scene like you're both scared and horny)

[the-jesus-pill]

Moses is a water bender

This is what the Church doesn't want you to know.

[gviral]

"What the hell is this 'boop' nonsense? Do I look like a fucking cat to you?"

( He does, in fact, bear resemblance to a rather mangy, decrepit looking wet cat. )

[mishka-misha]

I didn’t know that I needed to see Jensen with a mullet but oh my god I surely don’t regret it

[arobinwithoutbatman]

Walks in after a school day.

Drops his bag in the living area of the Belfry then flops face down onto the sofa to muffle his distressed noises.

"Why is everyone attractive?!"

[puffballlofdoom]

Choose the best (worst?) Elfhame crack ship

[hal900-0]

Yes, of course I'm a "gamer"

[studentshaul]

"Rose went on a flirting spree?" Eliza raises her eyebrow

[maggyoutthere]

Three part crack storyline

[arcanaaa]

Cana's living her best life.

[fcrir]

Zack, spending the entirety of the week like this because Kunsel said he wouldn't be able to pull off squats for so long ...

[bisexualdeans]

ranking taylor swift albums with richie jerimovich is not a want it's a fucking need

[graunblida]

happy st. patrick's day specifically to lexa and mcmurray who are both grumbling under their breath about how they're scottish 🍻

[valvoxtek]

' BIMBOT?!? '

[agonizedembrace]

[redacted]s akali again

[arobinwithoutbatman]

-.- Within seconds of each other...

-time to scruff what appear to be cats in humans form-