constellationguy

[constellationguy]

Perhaps if you accept for Saiki Kusuo : Yumehara Chiyo X Photography Enthusiast! Male reader

Show me around.

I got this an forever ago and it’s been rotting since, and I have had little will to finish it or do anything really but I also feel guilty about not answering this ask so I’ll have you guys what I have, although it’s mostly unfinished.

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Once again PK Academy is bustling with excitement since another transfer student was announced. However, unlike previous transfers this new person is a transferring into the first year class and not year three.

Nevertheless, the new first year student seemed to be all class 2-3 talked about.

“I hope it’s a boy, and they better be cute!” Chiyo exclaimed.

“Oh Teruhashi! What do you think he’ll be like?” Chiyo asked her friend dreamily.

“We don’t even know that the transfer student is a boy… And if they were, would you really go out of your way to see if they are cute?” Teruhashi teased.

“Of course I would! Who wouldn’t? What if he’s my type and I didn’t look? I’d be wronging myself.” Chiyo said back with vigor.

“I agree with Chiyopipi. Granted I already took a look at them myself.” Mikoto said.

“Really?! What do they look like?!” Chiyo said excitedly as they slammed her hands on Mikoto’s desk.

“He’s cute. A little too cute for me though. A little on the shorter side with light brown hair.” Mikoto told the two girls next to her.

“He sounds so cute,” Chiyo smiled all giddy.

“He does.” Teruhashi admitted.

“I figured you would say that so I did a little fortune telling for you Chiyopipi” Mikoto said with a smug smile.

“Oh! What is it?” Chiyo said practically jumping.

“He is into photography and he is looking for a cute upperclassman to show him around the school. And if I am right, which I always am, he should be walking by the class very soon.” Mikoto said.

Immediately all three girls looked out the window and just like Mikoto said the new transfer student was walking down the hall. He was walking pretty slow, he looked like he was taking everything in, or maybe trying to find someone.

When the boy got closer to class 2-3 the girls saw the camera he was holding that had a strap that went around his neck. Once he got a few feet from the class room he looked through the window, scanning over the students before his eyes locked on Chiyo.

Unsurprisingly to her but a little shocking to him their eyes locked for a second before she looked away a little flushed. And just a moment later the transfer student walked in. He took a glance at the class but made his way to class 2-3’s teacher.

As he was talking to the teacher the class fell into whispers.

“Who’s that?” “Is that the transfer student?” “He’s cute” “What is he doing here” “What is he asking our teacher?”

Whatever the transfer student asked their teacher, they contemplated it for a second before giving them a short nod as a go ahead for whatever they asked. He smiled and walked to the Teruhashi’s group, seeing this the room fell silent.

“Uh, excuse me, but I was looking for a second year to show me around the school… I was just hoping you could help me find good photo subjects.” The boy said shyly.

“I’m really sorry but I can’t help you, class is starting soon and I don’t want to miss the lecture,” Teruhashi rejected lightly.

“Oh, I’m so sorry, I wasn’t asking you…. I was asking her.” He said even more softly pointing towards Chiyo. Teruhashi and Chiyo looked socked but Mikoto dragged Chiyo up and pushed her into the first year boy.

“Take her! She knows all about this school and all the cute places. I’ll take notes for her.” Mikoto said with a big teasing smile.

“Oh ya! I’d love to!” Chiyo smiled brightly at the boy in front of her.

“Great.” He smiled back.

With that the two left the room with goofy smiles on their face.

[constellationguy]

Parasocial

Kyoya x streamer reader

Kyoya: purple

You: pink

Chat + narration: balck

“Good evening chat. Today’s plan is villager hunting for Raymond and just chatting. Nothing too serious.”

“How long are you going to be villager hunting?” A chat message read.

“Uh, however long it takes to get this damn cat on my island. Could be one island, could be 300. But for now I have 100 tickets saved up so we’ll most likely use most of them today.” You responed.

“Now chat, if you are a devout follower of mine you know why we are searching for Raymond… because I am obsessed with him but I’m going to just talk for a bit to get more people in the stream before we start.”

While you were waiting the first super chat of the stream came in. “Y/n’smod said, if you don’t know already it’s because Y/n is in a parasocial relationship with a boy that looks like Raymond.”

“SHUT UP. I’m going to un-mod you…. And yes I love Raymond because he looks like my boyfriend. And he IS my boyfriend, he just doesn’t know it yet.” You said confidently.

“Who is it?” You read from chat.

“He’s a hot Japanese guy that doesn’t know I exist…” you said a little more shamefully.

“BUT CHAT, get this. You know how I was talking about how my favorite color is purple? THIS WEEK, he posted a photo of himself wearing a lilac scarf. Chat he loves me.”

“Delulu….” “Girl needs a life.” You read.

“You guys need a life. You are watching a girl that that is hunting an animal crossing villager that looks like her boyfriend.” You replied sassily.

“Parasocial boyfriend.” The new super chat corrected.

“Wow…… let’s just go to the first island.” You said already exhausted.

“Oooh bamboo, I’m gonna take some for the island. Considering it’s the first island I’m not expecting much, let’s just see who it is… It’s Del! Alligator villagers aren’t exactly my cup of tea so let’s keep moving.”

While dodo airlines was traveling back to your island you were back to reading chat. “When are we going to get a (parasocial) boyfriend reveal?”

You laughed at that for a second before you answered. “Listen chat, if we find Raymond today, I will show you my boyfriend.”

Chat blew up with excitement.

“It’s real?!” “Boyfriend reveal soon” “Raymond in the next ten islands definitely.”

“No need to be so excited chat, it’s not happening…”

“Ain’t no way we’re getting Raymond today.” A message read.

“Ya I doubt it, I just want to set an impossibly possible goal for you guys today. I wanna shake the boat and see what happens.” You smiled at your camera.

“Okay second island time. It’s apples and mums. I’m gonna pick up these mums since we don’t have them in the island yet. Now who is it?”

“Someone ugly.” A super chat read.

“Don’t be so negative, we haven’t even seen them yet. Let’s just see before you make a decision, iiit’s June! She’s nice but I need my cat. Next island!”

“We’ll see him, I can feel it.” “He’s coming up.” Chat said.

“Chat stop getting my hopes up… Okay another island with Lillie’s, and pears. Cute. I just realized I haven’t been grabbing the diy recipes. Chat I’m new here” you joked.

“Who’s it gonna be? It isssss Butch! Hi butch. You’re still adorable, but I have to leave you here. Sad day.”

You paused a minute before talking to chat again.“Chat do we want to gamble channel points for what species the villager will be?”

“Yes, YES, ya, ye, Okay” various chat messages read

“Okay, I’ll let mods set that up while we are flying back to the main island and wait a sec for the votes to finalize.”

“I see a lot for bird, oh no, it’s on cat now. Chat I think it’s another dog. I just have a feeling.”

“Okay let’s see who won channel points. It’s mums and oranges. And we have, Bones! Chat I win, what do I get?”

“More streaming because it’s not Raymond” a mod super chatted.

“Yaaaay.” You said sounding dejected.

“Okay new poll and next island. I think it’s gonna be a cat this time, and majority of you guys say it’s gonna be an anteater, let’s go look. Okay, it’s pears and lilies, and we have Sterling! Whoever guessed Eagle, good for you.”

“Okay next island!”

“I think it’s gonna be a bear, what do you think chat? A bunny, really? Well let’s go see. It’s apples and tulips, and the villager is Sasha! Looks lime majority wins this time.”

“ Hostclubdirectcor donated $30: Raymond is on the next island, I can feel it.” The automated voice read.

“Really? I don’t think so director. You’re not gonna get my hopes up like last time stream. But I do agree with you on species it’s definitely gonna be a cat!” You announced.

“Okay chat agrees, mostly cat this time. Okay let’s hope we’re all right! Okay I see cherries and roses…. But the mountain is blocking the villager… wait a moment…. AAH! ITS RAYMOND.”

“NO WAY!” “IT HAPPENED!” “BOYFRIEND REVEAL!!!” Chat exploded with messages.

“I mean yay but damn. I don’t know if I should feel happy or embarrassed. Oh well, I invited Raymond so we can go back to the island.”

“Okay I will only do this is you guys promise not to blow up his messages with “Y/n wants you” or “hit up Y/n” I don’t need to be embarrassed, promise me chat.”

“Promise” “pinky promise” “okay” “fine” chat read.

“Okay let me just pull up insta… okay his account name is @ kyoya’sphone and just look at him. He is so hot.” You showed chat his instagram page. But before you could say another sentence he made a new post.

“Oh a new post… it’s a great photo, as always. WAIT, “YN HIT ME UP”?! WHO HAS HIM ON SPEED DIAL? WHICH ONE OF YOU RATS DID IT.”

“IS HE IN STREAM?” “WHAT” “WHO DID IT?”

“WAIT WAIT WAIT- he dmed me… HE SAID HES IN CHAT! CHAT IM FUMBLING.”

“OH NO” “SHIT” “THIS ISN’T REAL” chat is freaking out

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@ therealY/n: picture proof or your fake

@ kyoya’sphone: sent a photo

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“CHAT HE SENT A PHOTO OF HIM WATCHING THE STREAM! IM COOKED!”

“You say it like he’s not here.” “HES STILL HERE”

“HES CALLING ME, CHAT SHUT UP!”

“Uhm hi.”

“Hello Y/n”

“You know I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to sound so creepy about you.”

“Oh no worries. And no you didn’t fumble. I’ve been a long time viewer, I donate on every stream actually. And yes, all my posts are for you. I guess we really were in a two way parasocial relationship.”

“No way. No way! Oh you’re on speaker, I hope that’s okay….”

“That’s just fine, I have to prove to chat that your parasocial boyfriend is now your real boyfriend.”

“No stop! REALY?!”

“Yes, really.”

“Stop, marry me.”

“Sure.”

“Wait no! Stop! Ah! I’m going to die.”

“I mean we are both crazy about eachother why not? Just tell me your rind size and you’ll get a ring in the mail.”

“You’re not serious…”

“About marring you right now no, but about being your boyfriend and giving you a ring, yes, yes I am serious.”

“It may or may not be (ring size)”

“Okay, you’ll get the ring soon.”

“Okay…”

“Chat I got to go, I’m going to have the best conversation with the love of my life, gotta go, bye!”

[constellationguy]

I Hold Your Hand in Mine

TW ⚠️: Murder, Yandere/obsessive behavior, cannibalism, toxic relationship, hospitals, police

Say that we’re sweethearts again: part two!

Part one, part two

Lyrics changed slightly to fit the story better

You sat on the kitchen floor of your woodside cottage. Alone.

“Oh I’m sorry my love…”

“I hold your hand in mine dear, I press it to my lips.” You softly kissed the hand that you held close to you.

“I took a healthy bite from your husky finger tips.” You missed him dearly, his smell, his touch, his taste, and eating him was the only thing that satisfied you.

“My joy would be complete dear if you were only here… but still keep your hand as a precious souvenir.” You smiled at the dismembered hand, covered in bite marks and tears that you held, and snuggled it close to your chest.

“The night you died I cut it off, I really don’t know why.” You truly didn’t know, that night you were in a murderous daze and weren’t thinking clearly. However you thank that crazed girl because you now still have a piece of your husband left.

“For now each time I kiss it, I get blood stains on my dress.” Just like you told your husband’s hand, your cream dress was covered in blood stains. Your cheek, your lips, your chest and skirt is covered in your husband’s blood.

“I’m sorry now I killed you, for our love was something fine…” It wasn’t and you knew it. But you need him. He is your life. He is your everything. You love him enough for the both of you.

“Until they come to get me, I shall hold your hand in mine…” People were after you, either the police or doctors to take you back to the hospital that you abandoned to kill your husband and his mistress. But for now you will hold his hand and weep……..

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*knock-knock*

Someone banged on your front door.

Quickly you threw your husband’s hand into the deep freezer behind you and tried to hobble your way towards the door.

“I’ll be there in a moment!” You said, clearly sounding distressed.

When you opened the door you were met by a doctor and a nurse.

“Oh my!”the nurse said. “Oh dear, it looks like you tore your stomach and chest stitches, we need to get you back to the hospital now.” The doctor demanded.

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The doctor was right, you tore many stitches the night you dismembered your husband… You just couldn’t feel it until you got up to answer the door due to all the adrenaline and endorphins from the murders.

“Mrs Hartfelt… we have some police to talk to you about your husband.”

“What?” You asked, a little shocked. It has only been a day since you killed him… Did they find the body already? Did they find the mistress’s body. Oh no.

“Mrs Hartfelt… we regret to inform you that your husband had died… We found most of his body by your house. His legs were broken, ribs cut open, and his hands have yet to be found. I am deeply sorry for you. I know this is hard but we were wondering if you could help us with the investigation. Is there anyone that wanted to hurt your husband this badly? Helping us may help us to be able to catch the bayou butcher.”

“What?” You asked meekly. Your world was closing in on you. Your chest was hurting and your vision was going blurry.

“I- I- I don’t know-” is the last thing you could slur out before the world turned dark.

[constellationguy]

Voice lines

Hello: Hello! I am Natalia, a traveling ob gyn. I am a doctor that specializes in pregnancy, birth, postpartum, and new born care. Are you perhaps inquiring about my services? No, you just came to chat? Well, it’s a pleasure to see you on this fine day.

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Chat: break time: I think it’s time to take a break. We’ve stretched our legs and ran round plenty, it’s time to take a rest.

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Chat: nerves: I think we’re all getting a little antsy, let’s shake it out.

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Chat: landscape: Just look at that sky! Take a picture, it will help you feel better when the sky is grey and cloudy.

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When it rains: If you’re going to play in the rain please put on another layer, I don’t want you to catch a cold.

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When thunder strikes: AH! Jeez that scared me, maybe we should get out of this storm.

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When it snows: Oh! Here take my scarf, my vision keeps me plenty warm, take it. Really you need it more than me. I could also hold your hands if they get cold.

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When the sun is out: If I drew a picture about today, the sun in the corner of the paper would be smiling.

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When the wind is blowing: Wow! Let’s hurry it up so we can get inside.

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Good Morning: Hello, and good morning my dear. I’ve already got water brewing in the kettle, would you like coffee or tea today?

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Good afternoon: Oh hey! I’m glad you caught me, I’ve been running around all day. So, how has your day been so far?

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Good evening: How does eating out sound for dinner? I think it’s been a long day for the both of us.

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Good night: Headed to bed are we? Well I don’t think I’m too far behind you, would you like me to join you?

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About Natalia: uniform: Hm? Does my job require a uniform? Not really, as long as I’m either dressed professionally or in a set of scrubs I’m in the clear. I just tend to wear whatever I feel most comfortable in.

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About Natalia: nap time: I tend to take a nap around 5 hours into my shift. Speaking of which, I think I could use a nap, care to join me?

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About us: doctor to person: Well considering you aren’t my patient, our relationship can be whatever you want to be. As long as you don’t ask me about my patients.

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About us: relationship: Sooner or later you’re gonna want to get rid of me, but too bad! I like you too much to let you go.

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About the vision: My pyro vision? Well, on top of being fun to use, it being on my person raises my body temperature which babies tend to really like when I hold them.

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Something to share: scarf: I actually made my scarf, I really enjoy arts and crafts. Maybe we would do some together.

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Something to share: music: Did you know played flute in high school? First chair too. Maybe I should pick that up again…. Heh, at least let me practice a bit before showing you.

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Interesting things: You know, I wonder if I went to med school in a different hospital if I would be in the same place I am in now. Would I have found a different purpose? Who knows?

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About Qiqi: The girl that works in Bubu Pharmacy? Oh, she’s a sweet girl. Whenever I go to Bubu Pharmacy I leave her a little kind phrase on a sheet of paper. She’s just so sweet, I could never stand to see her sad, I think it would break me.

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About Baizhu: He is a kind and selfless man, however he knows when to hand jobs over if need be. He’s sent referrals to me a couple times about patients and we have worked together even more times for patient care. We tend to work together when someone in Liyue is having triplets or more.

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About Tighnari: The forest watcher? I spend some time with him consulting about natural medications when in Sumeru. He’s a real doll. He may be a little tired of people ignorant of the forest though, so maybe educate yourself a bit before coming into contact with him.

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About Xiao: I’ve met him once or twice, I helped deliver a baby or two at Wangshu Inn. He’s quiet, but you can tell he has quite the monologue behind those eyes. He only got a glimpse of the baby before he scurried off saying something about not wanting to hurt the baby…

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About Xingqiu: I was actually there for his birth, it was early in my career but I still remember it. Me and my resident were consulted because Xingqiu’s older brother was a premie and his parents were dreadfully worried that he would be too. What do you know, he was. But he was strong for a premie and recovered very quickly. I see him now and smile, I have come so far since then.

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More about Natalia: I: I’ve traveled all over Teyvat, I am a traveling ob gyn after all. I am the best at what I do so many important people such as diplomats or high profile cases like conjoined twins or sextuplets contact me to support the mother through pregnancy and birth. Some people even pay for my travel, they will do anything to get the best person and best chance at survival for everyone involved.

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More about Natalia: II: I actually went to med school in Sumeru, I really enjoyed it there. I could travel far and wide while staying in Sumeru, the scenery was never lacking and I made great friends there. Do I like Sumeru or Liyue better? You can’t ask me that! I could never choose.

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More about Natalia: III: The oddest case I was consulted for? Well, here is a story I can tell because she wasn’t actually my patient. I was once called in for a case that wasn’t even real. That’s right. My patient to be’s mother in law was convinced she was pregnant so I sailed all the way from Liyue harbor to Watasumi Island just for my client to not be pregnant. I don’t think I’ll ever get over that.

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More about Natalia: IV: What do I do on breaks? Well, if I’m not updating charts or keeping up on recent studies and clinical trials, I read. I’ve read many books from Yae Publishing House but I don’t think anything could beat an old Mondstat fairy tale.

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More about Natalia: V: Have I cooked for you yet? If I haven’t you really should come over sometime, I’ll make you the best soup of your life.

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Natalia’s hobbies: I told you I made my scarf right? I really enjoy crocheting and I also enjoy quilting if I have the time.

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Natalia’s troubles: Sometimes being the best is scary… It’s hard to work without fear. But fear is the best motivator, even it is the most stressful.

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Favorite food: I love hearty soups and meats, I love a good chicken noodle soup and pot-roast is the best thing ever.

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Least favorite food: That’s hard… I’m not that picky… But I don’t think I could eat raw tomatoes by themselves. I am okay with it in meat or pasta dishes but raw tomatoes by itself just aren’t for me.

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Feelings about Ascension: Intro: Wow, what an upgrade! Let’s keep it up!

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Feelings about ascension: Building up: This feels good, let’s go test this out!

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Feelings about ascension: Climax: We have come so far, I hope we can continue to grow and go further.

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Feelings about ascension: Conclusion: There are not enough words in Teyvat to express how great full I am, thank you for getting me here Traveler.

[constellationguy]

Pet Names:

OHSHC edition

-Tamaki Suoh

-Princess, sweetheart, my love, darling, care bear

Tamaki prefers classic and saccharine nicknames. He will use any and all sweet, wholesome pet name under the sun for you. Uses pet names more than your actual name to refer to you.

-Kyoya Ootori

-Doll, sugar, my star, mouse, button, lovely

Kyoya is also a fan of classic pet names but typically goes for more sophisticated ones. In front of people he mostly uses your name with a pet name here or there, and it’s a similar case when you’re alone.

-Takashi Morinozuka

-Bunny, angel, my moon, dragonfly, duchess

He has sweet and meaningful pet names for you. He the more personal the pet name is the quieter he will whisper it into your ear. In front of people he only uses your name but behind closed doors he will not say your actual name unless he has to, it’s a little bit like pulling teeth for him.

-Mitsukuni Haninozuka

-Baby, bubs, sweetie, my dumpling, plum

Honey also really likes sweet nicknames for you. Both with and without company he uses pet names without care. He comes up with new pet names very often but they are all sweet and half the time food related.

-Haruhi Fujioka

-Babe, my robin, pretty, dearie

She likes older sounding pet names, the kind grandparents use. She uses charming pet names with you, classics that never grow old. She only really uses them in domestic and extremely casual settings though.

-Kaoru Hitachiin

-Honey, my sunshine, pumpkin, Juliet

He enjoys classic, everyday pet names. Something stuck with him when he read Romeo and Juliet, so he calls you his Juliet. He’s the type to primarily use pet names behind closed doors.

-Hikaru Hitachiin

-Pookie, my lamb, peanut, Viola

He is all over the place when it comes to pet names, one moment it’s wholesome, another it’s flirty, and another it’s teasing. He likes to openly use pet names, he’s way less shy about it. His favorite Shakespeare play was Twelth Night, he enjoyed the humor and also really likes the characters, he truly sees you as his Viola that makes his life complete, you are his other half.

[constellationguy]

Moles and Mistletoe

-Do you know the theory about moles?

-Every mole and freckle is where you've been kissed in your past life by your soulmate. Or that every mole represents where your past life’s soulmate has kissed you the most.

-These are where some various characters made or try to make moles on you / where they kiss you the most.

-Genshin Impact, OHSHC, Hazbin Hotel, JJK

Legs

-Whether he is taking off your shoes after a long day or just showing love to all of your body he just seems to kiss your legs often. They tend to kiss your legs when he is on the floor and you are on the couch playing with is hair.

: Childe, Gojo, Husker, Kayea, Takashi Morinozuka, Vox

Thighs

- These men adore your thighs, they love to lay their head on your lap and kiss them intermittently, or maybe before some other activities.

: Childe, Itto, Nanami, Neuvillette, Tighnari

Arms

- These men are fancy and like to put up a show to show everyone how much you are loved by them. They tend to kiss all the way up your arms and up your neck to lead into a kiss on your lips.

: Pantalone, Pierro, Tamaki Suoh, Zhongli

Hands

- Very often in public sometimes to show that you’re taken, sometimes to show you genuine affection they tend to reach for your hand to kiss. Even when you two are dancing alone in your home, he always kisses your hand first as he asks for a dance.

: Alastor, Capitano, Cyno, Lyney, Kyoya Ootori, Pantalone, Zhongli

Stomach

- They love to lay their head on your stomach while cuddling or taking a nap and they kiss your stomach out of convenience. They may or may not be kissing your stomach thinking about if their was a baby in there.

: Albedo, Baizhu, Diluc, Itto, Gojo, Kaveh, Nanami, Neuvillette

Neck

- Whether it is a front hug or a hug from behind they have to kiss your neck at least once before letting go. These men love to have their face close to your neck, to be as close to you as possible or to smell and appreciate your perfume.

: Ayato, Goro, Kaeya, Kinich, Ororon, Thoma, Venti

Shoulders

- They love to hug you from behind or have you on your lap while they kiss all over your shoulders. They love being close to you and it’s just an added benefit that you become their pillow.

: Ayato, Gojo, Goro, Kaveh, Ororon, Scaramouche, Xiao

Back

- They always want you to be the little spoon so they can hold you and kiss all over your back and shoulders. They believe that a massage and kisses to your back and shoulders is the best kind of stress relief for the both of you.

: Alhaithum, Hitachin twins, Kinich Wriothesley

Face

- All throughout the day you will get kisses to your forehead, lips, cheeks, nose, between your eyebrows, they just love to show their affection often and obviously.

: Alastor, Capitano, Dottore, Heizo, Kazuha, Kinich, Kyoya

[constellationguy]

National Twin Day

Decorating with the Hitachin Twins

One day ago….

“The host club is looking too bland to be this close to Christmas! This needs to be rectified immediately!” Tamaki punched his hand to emphasize his proclamation.

“KYOYA! We need your best decorating team here stat!” Tamaki pointed dramatically at Kyoya.

“I’m not sure if we can get anybody out this late in the year boss. Looking at it now it seems as if everyone is fully booked all the way up until Christmas and then some.” Kyoya said pointedly.

“Well that won’t do! Any ideas men? We need to bring the Christmas spirit into the host club urgently!” Tamaki proclaimed.

“Why would we do that?” “Ya, I don’t really see the point boss. No one’s really been asking about decorations and stuff,” “so why put in the effort?” The twins asked.

“You fools!” The voice of a familiar female voice rang through the club room.

“Christmas decorations will get the girls in the Christmas spirit! It would be just like a Hallmark movie in here! Nothing warms a girls heart like a Hallmark movie!” Renge announced dreamily.

“What she said!” Tamaki shouted.

“But what exactly is a Hallmark movie Renge-chan?” Honey senpai asked.

“Hallmark movies are Christmas love stories! They are heartwarming, lovable, and most off all decked out in Christmas decorations.” Renege smiled.

“That’s all well and good but we can’t find anybody to decorate the club room.” Haruhi commented.

“That’s right, even with our connections it looks like we are out of luck.” Kyoya butted in.

“Well I’m sure we can do something…” Tamaki said, starting to feel dejected.

“Of course there is!” Renge announced, this seemed to get everyone’s attention.

“The L/n twins have an open schedule to decorate, they came over to my house just yesterday!”

“L/n twins?” The hosts asked.

“Y/n and S/n L/n. They are American transfer students. Their family mainly decorate for important people’s weddings but it seems they also do photo shoots and various events.” Kyoya said, flipping through his black folder.

“Perfect! Renge, you contact these twins to I decorate the club room!” Tamaki ordered.

“I’ll get on it!” Renge giggled as she grabbed her phone from her pocket.

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Today

“Do you think this is the right room? I’m getting tired of carrying all this stuff,” Y/n asked her sister, holding two heavy boxes of decorations.

“Only one way to find out right?” S/n responded, pulling a rolling case behind her.

When the twins opened the door they were meet with most of the hosts sitting down and the tallest blond member pacing anxiously.

“Is this the host club?” Y/n asked. At this question the pacing blond stoped and lit up.

“Yes it is! Come in! Come one!” Tamaki announced in joy.

“Perfect!” S/n said with a similar amount of joy.

“So what do you have?” Hikaru asked S/n.

“And what’s all this?” Kaoru asked Y/n.

The twin girls looked at each other, then set their cases down on the ground.

“This is a 15 foot tall Christmas tree.” S/n said proudly.

“This box is ornaments, this box is lights, and this box is wreaths and garlands.” Y/n said pointing to each box.

“15 feet?” The Hitachin twins asked.

“Do you the convention on that?” S/n asked looking towards Y/n

“Four and a half meters… ish” Y/n said a little unsure.

“Well, it doesn’t matter.” S/n said.

“We’re not here to do math. We are here to decorate.” Y/n said, interrupting her sister.

“So! Where do we start?” Tamaki asked.

“Me and S/n will fluff the tree layer by layer, you guys can either help or start to pick our decorations from these boxes.” Y/n ordered.

Most of the host club went to the boxes but the twins followed Y/n and S/n the the center of the room.

“Can you two move some of the tables to we can put together the bottom layer of the tree?” S/n asked the twins.

“Can do!” “Sure.”

The Hitachin twins moved the clustered tables to allow space for the base of the tree.

“Flip on three?”

“One…. Two…. Three!” The L/N twins used their combined strength to flip the base right side up.

“Perfect.” Y/n and S/n smiled.

“So how do you do this,” Kaoru asked Y/n.

“Ya, what exactly is fluffing?” Hikaru asked S/n.

“Fluffing a tree is just spreading the branches of an artificial tree to make it look more real.” S/n said looking at Hikaru briefly before starting to fluff.

“What she said. Essentially we just spread the beaches out in sort of random directions to fill more space and to make it look natural.” Y/n gave Kaoru a glance and also started to fluff.

“Let me see how you are doing that.” Kaoru said leaning closer to Y/n to watch their hands better.

“Sure, but there isn’t much to see. I’m just making the branches fill the space.”

“So there really is no technique huh,” Hikaru commented.

“Not really,” S/n responded.

After a little observing Hikaru and Kaoru started to fluff the tree aswell.

“Oh geez that itches.” “Ya, is it supposed to irritate my skin?”

“Sorry, that happens,” “Ya just keep your sleeves all the way down to protect your arms”

“Okay..” “alright” the twins pouted slightly.

“Well would you look at that,” “it looks wonderful.” The L/N’s said when they finished fluffing the bottom layer.

“Hey S/n. Do you mind if you help direct the boys over here.” Haruhi asked.

“Of course.” S/n replied. When S/n got up Hikaru looked at her leave of a moment then decided to follow her.

“Okay. Time for the next level!” Y/n beamed.

“Alright,” Kaoru blushed at their bright smile.

“Flip on three?”

“One… two… three!”

“Lovely. Now start fluffing what you can reach then we’ll grab a latter or two to do the rest.”

“Alright…”

“So how did Renge contact you?” Kaoru asked.

“My parents decorated for her parents’ wedding. So we kinda of are family friends.”

“Oh, I didn’t know you two knew eachother.” Kaoru commented.

“Oh I don’t know her well, this is probably the second or third time I’ve met her. My parents are the people with all the connections, me and S/n are kind of closed off.” Y/n said mindlessly.

“I get that. Me and Hikaru are the same. But, uh, I was wondering if you, or, we could do this again. To widen our circle, so to speak.” Kaoru asked nervously.

“You know what, ya. It is national twin day after all. I’m sure us two sets of twins could spend some time together… A double date if you would.” Y/n suggested.

“Yes! It course. Only if S/n is okay with it.” Kaoru blushed at the thought.

“Well look at S/n and Hikaru… I think they are flirting just as much if not more than we are.” Y/n giggled.

“We’re flirting?” Kaoru blushed a deeper fushua.

“I mean if you are, I am,” Y/n said, leaning closer to Kaoru.

“I mean I’m not …. Opposed to that.” Kaoru ask looking away to hide his blushed face our if embarrassment.

“Well then I guess we are flirting then.” Y/n smiled.

When S/n and Hikaru returned they brought a tall ladder with them.

“Are you guys ready for the top layers?” S/n asked.

“I think so… Me and Kaoru can start decorating the bottom layers while you and Hikaru fluff the top ones.”

“Sure.” “Sure.” S/n and Hikaru returned.

While S/n and Hikaru were still fluffing you and Kaoru grabbed various gold, white and red ornaments.

Before long you were handing ornaments to S/n and Hikaru so they could decorate the top layers.

And just as soon as you started it was over, I the tree was fully decorated and so was the club room. Since the room was decked out it was time for Y/n and S/n so go.

“So about that double date?… are you still down?”

“Of course! Just tell me when.” Kaoru said excitedly.

“What’s this about a double date?” S/n asked.

“We figured that since me and Kaoru were enjoying our time together we should go on a date.” Y/n told S/n.

“And since it looks like you and S/n like eachother too Y/n thought of a double date.” Kaoru told Hikaru.

“That sounds like fun.” S/n smiled.

“Sounds great!” Hikaru responded.

With everyone on board you exchanged your banners and said good bye with hopes for up coming date.

[constellationguy]

Another perspective

Episode seven

"Text: regular talking

'Text': regular thinking

"Text": Saiki talking telepathically

'Text': Saiki thinking

Previous episode

ATTENTION! You might want to rewatch episode seven of The Disastrous Life of Saiki K before reading to fully understand the events.

Summary: Episode 7 in L/N Y/N's perspective.

“He is so cute!” “Come here kitty!”

“He’s so cute, I wish I could go say hi but I don’t want to overwhelm that cat,” Y/N paused for a moment to speak but when they noticed Saiki didn’t stop they rushed to catch up with him.

Saiki suddenly stopped for a moment but then returned to Y/N’s side. Y/N was confused when the heard meowing and was even more confused when Saiki turned around to go towards it.

Y/N didn’t know what was going on between Saiki and the cat, but Saiki clearly didn’t care for what the cat was saying so he kept walking. After a couple more meows Saiki turned back and stood in front of the cat stuck between two buildings.

Y/N kept looking between Saiki and the stuck cat, clearly missing the telepathic conversation. However based on the cat’s movements the Saiki clearly had the upper hand.

Saiki was repeatedly backing in and out of the cat’s view, Y/N could only guess that the cat was say thing something that Kusuo didn’t like. After a quite smug look from the cat Saiki walked off.

“Hey, slow down! Seriously would helping that cat really be so bad?” Y/N asked as they grabbed Saiki’s arm. Kusuo just rolled his eyes and turned back to the cat.

Y/N looked between the cat and Saiki again, it was clear they were in a telepathic conversation but Y/N couldn’t tell if they were purposely left out of it or not.

“Why does he look so smug? Is he getting the upper hand?”

“Not even close.” Saiki replied, and again walked away.

After more angry meowing from the cat, Saiki and Y/N again turned back to the cat. As Saiki continued threatening to leave the cat became more and more dejected before Saiki suddenly broke the building that was holding the cat in place.

With the cat free Y/N and Saiki continued on their path home without further disturbances. However that wasn’t the last time Saiki and Y/N saw the cat.

The second cat interaction came when Mr Saiki came home.

“Hey I’m home.”

“Welcome back honey! Your dinners already on the table.”

“Oh. Great.”

“What’s with your belly?” Ms Saiki pointed out, Kuniharu clearly stuffed something in his shirt that he wanted to do hide.

“What are you hiding?! Take it out!” “It’s nothing leave me alone!” “It’s something dirty like an adult magazine” the set of parents wrestled to reveal what was under Kuniharu’s shirt.

“It’s a cat?! Aw so cute! Where did you find this little fur ball?”

“He was in front of our house so I just, well… can we keep him? I promise I’ll take cate of him!”

“That’s the same cat you helped earlier today right Kusuo?” Y/N asked as they paused eating their dinner to watch Saiki’s parents briefly argue.

“Yes. Yes it is.” Saiki replied, less than amused.

“Honey I’m sorry, but I’m allergic to cats remember.”

“Oh, then I can take the cat out. Go sit and eat dinner dad.” Y/N said as they got up and picked up the cat.

The cat didn’t put up much of a fuss in Y/N’s arms and allowed Y/N to take them out.

“Nice try buddy.” Y/N told the cat as they gave them a quick pat, sat them down, and walked into their own home.

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“You know, the Christmas lights are pretty nice. A little much in some places but still charming. I don’t think anything could compare to your house though.” Y/N teased Saiki.

“I don’t think we’ve seen anything that even comes close to mom and dad’s decorating.” Saiki smiled back at Y/N’s tease.

“It’s like this every year at my house… I have a bad feeling,” Saiki paused his light hearted conversation when he grabbed onto his front door handle.

“How bad can it really be?” Y/N asked.

“Oh welcome home Ku!” “Hey Buddy!”

As soon as he saw his mom and Nendo Saiki slammed the door and locked it.

“Over reaction much?” Y/N asked Saiki.

“Nope.” Saiki replied coldly.

“Come on, let’s just go in, surely it won’t be too bad,” Y/N said as they tugged Saiki inside.

“I ran into your best friend while I was at the store so I invited him.” Kusuo’s mom told him.

‘I thought I was your best friend.’ Y/N elbowed Saiki, while they teased him internally.

“When it comes to parties, the more the merrier right?”

‘Someone please end my misery.’

“I’m back! Merry Christmas! Santa’s here with presents!” Kuniharu come through the front door wearing his Santa costume to a awe struck Nendo.

“I thought this was supposed to be just family. Now I lol like a fool. Who’s that guy?” Kuniharu whispered to his wife.

“That’s because you are.” Saiki said under his breath.

“He’s Ku’s friend Nendo.”

“Kusuo has a friend?! Oh dear!” Kuniharu cried.

“What am I? Chopped liver?” Y/N said a little offended. Saiki elbowed them and gave them a small smile, mimicking what Y/N did earlier. This seemed to placate them for now.

“But how? Kusuo is such a cold jerk. If I went to school with him and he didn’t have powers, I’d punch him in the face.” Saiki’s dad stated.

“Wow, thanks dad.” Y/N had to take a few shakey deep breaths to avoid laughing out loud.

“Hello Nendo! I’m Kusuo’s dad, Kuniharu. I’ve heard so much our you.”

“You talk about Nendo at home???” Y/N asked very confused. “Not even once.” Saiki said and shakes his head.

“It’s so nice to finally meet you, Mr Kusuo’s dad.”

‘He seems like a thug.’ Kuniharu thought.

‘I’m I the only one that didn’t like that he called you Kusuo?’ Y/N asked, trying to place how they felt about it.

‘I hated it.’ Saiki thought back to Y/N plainly.

“Is he really Kusuo’s friend? He seems more like the dumb bulky type.”

“He’s a good kid!” The set of patents whispered to each other.

‘I thought that too when I first meet Nendo,’ Y/N thought.

“This is a great costume. I thought you were really Santa.” Nendo commented.

“What? Oh, thanks kid.” Kuniharu replied bashfully.

‘Now you like him?’ Kusuo thought confused.

“Merry Christmas!” Saiki’s parents and Nendo clinked their glasses while Y/N and Saiki clinked each others off to the side.

“Well Nendo. I get the feeling you’re just a big kid under all that beef.”

‘You’re acting like host family for a foreign exchange student.’

“Before Kusuo was even one, he was already treating his old man like something he found in his diaper.”

“You should have taken that hint.” Saiki said and Y/N snickered.

“Ya I can tell by the way you listen to me that you’re a good kid.”

“Oh, I don’t know if I’m that good sir. When I was little Santa never visited my house.”

“No way! But why would your dad deprive you like that.”

Y/N was suddenly glad Saiki’s dad never asked them these questions.

“Oh my dad’s dead. He passes away before I was even born.” Nendo said plainly.

“What?!” “I had no idea Nendo.”

“I’m sorry my husband said that.”

“Why? Doesn’t bother me. I still got my mom. And I’d rather have her than Santa once a year.”

“I see. Uhm, would you please excuse us.”

“You three keep eating!”

“That’s odd. Anyway, it’s pretty cool your dad still comes home in a Santa costume every Christmas.”

“Ya, it makes me smile every year. It’s quite the sweet tradition.” Y/N reminisced.

“I’m back. Sorry for stepping out.” Saiki’s mom said as she came back into the room.

“No prob! Where’s my buddy’s dad?”

“He had to leave for a work thing. Something about clients needing their shoes licked. Anyway let’s eat.”

‘I can guarantee that excuse only works in this house hold.’ Y/N thought since Nendo made no comment over the remark.

The conversation was cut short as Kuniharu tried to open the locked screen door, once again dressed as Santa Claus.

“AH! OH NO! There’s a man dressed like Santa trying to break in!”

“Oh my!” Saiki’s mom exclaimed.

“I told you to unlock it for me.” “I’m sorry but I don’t think you’d be so fast getting to the door!” Saiki’s parents whispered to eachother.

“They’re so sloppy,” Saiki told Y/N, and they gave him a smile and rolled their eyes.

“Hey Nendo, I’m Santa Claus it’s nice to meet you!”

‘That’s worse than expected. Pulling the same stunt twice is bound to fail, even Nendo will notice.’

“THE REAL SANTA CLAUS IS HERE!” Nendo freaked out.

‘Then again, this is Nendo we’re talking about.’

“I can’t believe it! I’d be honored to share your hand!”

“Oh of course!” Kuniharu said with a Santa impression.

‘He’s getting carried away,’ Saiki thought to Y/N. ‘Maybe so, but he’s trying to do a good thing, let him be,” Y/N said as they leaned on Saiki.

“Oh! I just remembered that you fly around with reindeer! I’ve always wanted to see a reindeer in person!”

“Uh okay, they’re just outside on the lawn. Go look!”

‘Now that’s quite the promise.’ Y/N laughed lightly.

“Ku please! It’s Christmas! Be giving!”

By the sound of Nendo’s screeching, Kusuo somehow made a reindeer appear.

“Here Nendo, it’s for you.” Kuniharu gave Nendo a gift from his sack.

“A present?”

‘Isn’t that my present?’

“Ya! That’s two presents!”

“What? You have two gifts? I thought you said you’ve never gotten one before.”

“Ya, nothing from Santa. But I still get one from my mom. Every year while I’m asleep she comes in and puts a present right next to my pillow. I wonder why she doesn’t just give it to me herself, aw well,” Nendo chuckled.

“Your mom is a saint.”

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“It’s so crowded.”

“Well it is New Year’s Day. What do you expect?”

“I expect to go home and enjoy the day in peace.”

“Oh come on, it’s one quick thing then we can go to my house and chill out. Don’t be such a Debby downer Kusuo.” Y/N told Saiki.

“I wish for another happy year with you.”

“Awe no, why are you doing your New Years prayer to me?”

“Oh but Kurumi don’t you see? The goddess I pray to is you.”

‘He gets so smug when he charms her.’ Saiki thought a little annoyed.

‘I guess so, but I think it’s kinda sweet.’

Y/N stood next it Kurumi and Saiki and his dad went to pray.

“Oh hey there Saiki! What a twist of fate! Visiting the shrine for New Years, that’s nice I only happens to be passing by, I’m not really the superstitious type.”

“I’m Kusuo’s father, Kuniharu.” “And I’m his mother, you’re such a handsome boy. Thank you for being friends with our grumpy little Ku!”

“What uhm. Ya, well, sure! Greetings! Sir and Ma’am. I’m jet black K-Kaido.” Kai’s said with in a panic.

“Oh so your name is Kaido?”

“Uh, Kusuo is one of my greatest allies! I’m mean friends! Hahaha, ya.” Kaido was flailing his arms about in his panic.

‘What’s with everyone calling him Kusuo all of a sudden… it feels weird.’ Y/N thought, this development just wasn’t sitting right with them.

“I know! Who would have thought Kusuo was able to make two real friends!”

“Oh honey no, I didn’t mean it like that. My prayer was for Ku to make lots of friends this year! Don’t you see?! The years barely begun and it’s already been granted!”

“Neat. You know I prayed for the exact same thing. We’re on the exact same page, always thinking alike!” Saiki made a face at that so Y/N guess he probably prayed for something else.

“So Kaido, have you gone up and done your prayer yet?” Kurumi asked.

“I should! Indubitably!”

“Indubitably?” Y/N and Saiki looked towards each other a bit confused.

‘Who knew your parents could break the great jet back wings,’ Y/N thought to Saiki. ‘I guess so.’ Saiki thought back.

“Well, time for me to go converse the heavens.” Kaido said then walked to the shrine.

“Kaido seems like a good kid.”

“Ya he does. Even if he is dragging his scarf.”

“You guys have such low standards.”

“Well, me and Kuso have done our prayers so I think it’s time for us to head out. You two can stick around and enjoy the sights.” Y/N told Saiki’s parents.

“Aren’t you going to say bye to Kaido?” Kurumi asked.

“Could you actually tell him bye for us, there is a program I promised to watch with Kusuo that airs soon, so we’d like to go home and catch it.”

“Oh of course!” “Ya go ahead love bugs, we’ll see you at dinner.” With the go ahead Y/N and Saiki went home.

“Why were you so ready to go? Normally you’d love to see Kaido embarrass himself.” Saiki asked Y/N.

“I just had a feeling that if we sticked around any longer something bad would happen. And knowing your bad luck all of our friends would show up and your parents would invite them to dinner and your New Years would be ruined.”

“Really?” Saiki questioned.

“Well it happened at Christmas with Nendo! Since this is such a public place I have no doubt a similar course of events would happen.” Y/N defended.

“You’re probably right, thank you for getting us out of there.”

“You’re welcome.”

The conversation lulled and they feel into a comfortable silence as they walked back to Y/N’s house.

“Is there really a program you wanted to show me?” Saiki asked.

“Truthfully no. My New Years wish was to have you to myself, so I just wanted to get you out of there. I know that’s a little selfish but I know you like quieter events.” Y/N said a little bashfully.

“I do.”

“So we could put on a movie and get snack. Or I can put music on so we can take a nap, truth be told I didn’t really sleep last night.” Y/N laughed.

“Either works just fine.” Saiki told Y/N with a light smile.

“How about Home Alone? I know it’s a Christmas movie but I haven’t watched it with you yet. Plus it’s my favorite.” Y/N said as the grabbed the remote and sat next to Saiki on the couch.

“Sure.” Truthfully, Saiki didn’t care what they watched, as long as it was just him and Y/N.

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By the time dinner came around Saiki and Y/N were knocked out on the couch. They laughed, talked, and ate snacks while various movies played so it was to no surprise when they feel asleep together after many hours of having fun with each other.

When they didn’t show up to dinner Kurumi gave Y/N a call but Saiki ended up picking up the phone.

“Y/N? Where are you and Kusuo?”

“We aren’t going.” Saiki replied.

“Oh Ku?! Why?”

“Y/N is still asleep. We took a nap after we watched a few movies but they still haven’t woken up yet.” Kusuo told his mom.

“Oh, well I can stop by and drop off some food for when they wake up.” Kurumi offered.

“No, we can come over for leftovers later.”

“Well alright, just make sure to eat soon okay Ku?”

“Okay… bye.”

“Bye bye, Ku.”

As Saiki put down Y/N’s phone they started to shift in their sleep. So Saiki adjusted them so they were laying more comfortably, laying their head on his arm so they wouldn’t wake up sore.

When Y/N stopped shuffling Saiki relaxed again and shut his eyes to join Y/N in their late afternoon nap, the movie on the tv still rolling its credits, long forgotten.

[constellationguy]

will there be a part five to that radio show because I would love to see how things turn out

It was in the works but since the series hasn’t been give much attention I haven’t finished it yet. Part five is still in my drafts as of right now but if Thar Radio Show still has supporters I’ll willing to keep working on it!

[constellationguy]

If you vote for holiday themed please send in requests!!!!

I kinda of want to do a fic-mas, where I will upload a fic on they days leading up to Christmas.

However I am wondering if you guys want Christmas / holiday themed fics or just normal fics, so please vote and let me know so I can get started!

[constellationguy]

I kinda of want to do a fic-mas, where I will upload a fic on they days leading up to Christmas.

However I am wondering if you guys want Christmas / holiday themed fics or just normal fics, so please vote and let me know so I can get started!

[constellationguy]

Hi! In your recent post, lies Genshin men say, in reference to Scaramouche's part, I just wanted to say that calling someone "anata" can actually be Super Insulting depending on the context, especially if it's shortened to "anta". For affection, it's a term usually reserved for married couples. Outside of that it can seem overly familiar at best, and insulting at worst. It's kinda like "hey YOU" you know?

This isn't to nitpick, I just wanted to share it like a fun fact and to inform in case you write more stuff with that in the future. <3

That’s very interesting!

For context I imagined that the reader and Scara would most likely be married or at least very close to being married in this section, engaged or perhaps wedding planning.

I wasn’t planning on using it again, but thank you for informing me!

[constellationguy]

Lies the Genshin Men say

*little explicit here and there*

Explicit sections: Childe, Dottore-ish, Kaeya, Baizhu

The Harbingers

Pierro: He says he prefers to see you in his colors, mainly blues and black. Truthfully he adores you in red. He can’t keep his hands off you when you wear red. He also buys you anything that’s red, dresses, shoes, lipstick, flowers, all because the color reminds him of you. For events he prefers you to wear jewelry with darling bright sapphires but your jewelry case is filled with too many rubies to count.

Il Capitano: He says he prefers his hair straight and unrestrained. The truth is he will fall asleep if you play with or style his long back hair. Capitano feels the most loved when you are braiding his hair or giving him a scalp massage. When he misses you he braids his hair but he starts at the nape of his neck because his big fingers can’t braid from the top of his head like you do.

Pantalone: He claims he doesn’t care what perfume you wear. This statement is partly true. During galas and social functions he tells you to wear sents that are known to be pricey but not oppressive, expensive and understated he says. However at home he loves your natural sent, with out shame he will set you on his lap and tuck his face into your neck and take a deep breath, it seems like a sigh but he really is smelling you.

Childe: He tells you he loves everything about you equally, but it’s clear that he adores your boobs the most. Ajax loves to hug you from behind and squeeze or caress your chest while hugging you and will whine and beg to let him if you deny him. He loves to burry his head in your chest after a long day. When you don’t wear a bra you can persuade him to do pretty much anything.

Scaramouche: He tells you that he doesn’t care if you learn Japanese or not. In reality his knees will buckle if you call him “anata”, after you two got married. When you speak with him in Japanese he is so much more animated and emotional. His heart swells with pride when you two speak Japanese in domestic settings. Sing to him in Japanese and he will cry and or fall asleep.

Dottore: He claims to be dominant, which he is, most of the time. He will boss anyone around and make them conform to his will, but he will burn the world for you if you wanted. You tell him to jump and he will ask how high. He will also be extra pliant if you tug on his hair a bit.

Mondstadt

Albedo: He tells you he doesn’t mind not having a “domestic” relationship. In truth he loves seeing you play with Klee. He loves when you cook for him. He loves coming home to you, if he could freeze time to stay in those homey moments he would.

Diluc: He tells everyone that he doesn’t play any instraments. However at home he will play the sweetest melodies for you on the piano. His playing is for your ears only. The only other people he will play for is your future children.

Kaeya: He promises you that he will never hurt you. However, he will bite, scratch, and suck on your skin all day every day if you let him. He adores leaving possessive marks on you as well as giving you painful pleasure, the best kind of pleasure in his book.

Venti: He claims to be chill and not possessive at all. But he will stare and scowl at people being flirty with you. He will place his hands possessively on your waist when anyone gets too close to you. He would keep you locked up at home if he could, he just could never share you with anyone.

Liyue

Baizhu: Baizhu claims to dislike your bossiness, but in fact in almost any scenario it kinda turns him on. He loves when you use him for your own pleasure. He loves when you tell him what to do to make you happy or to get you off.

Xiao: He tells you that he doesn’t want anymore people in his life. However, he truly wants a few kids of his own running about, helping him make breakfast for you every morning. The thing he wants most is a family with you.

Zhongli: Not exactly a lie but Zhongli doesn’t like you eating non home cooked food. Any food that isn’t made by someone he trusts, he won’t let you eat. However whenever you’re feeling down or kind of out of it he will order food and bring it home to make you smile.

Inazuma

Goro: He tells everyone who asks that he hates his ears and tail touched, everyone is too rough with them. On the other hand, you’re so gentile with him, when you play with his hair that he can’t help but enjoy when you gently pet his ears.

Kazuha: He will tell you that the world is inspiration. He tells you his poems stem from the sights he sees and emotions he feels as he travels. But in truth Kazuha has not written one poem without you on his mind, you have been his muse and inspiration since you met.

Ayato: He says he doesn’t mind what you wear. But he can’t help but feel happy when you wear the expensive silk sets he bought you. Silk just fits you for some reason. To him silk complements your soft skin perfectly, the smooth reflective fabric just radiants and amplifies your beauty.

Heizo: Whenever he is tired he will go on and on about how he “isn’t sleepy” or how he’s “just gonna rest his eyes.” This man is stubborn when it comes to going to bed. He just wants to spend more time with you. You might have to make him tea and scratch his back while he lays on you to get him to fall asleep without a fuss.

Thoma: He claims to be neither here or there on who cooks meals. In actuality in his brain he cries and begs for your cooking. It could be any cuisine and he will be happy. He just loves your cooking and your adoration especially after a long day of taking care of others.

Itto: Itto tells anyone and everyone that he’s married to you. He just loves you so much and fantasizes about your wedding to much sometimes he forgets you’re not actually married yet.

Sumeru

Alhaitham: He tells you that you can sleep by yourself. In reality you and him both know you can’t sleep without each other. If you’re angry with him and you sleep on the couch you two will end up making up in the night when he comes to pick you up and take you back to your shared bed.

Cyno: He claims to not get jealous often but truthfully he craves your attention and gets jealous when he doesn’t get it. He knows how his friends don’t favor his humor so he gets a little insecure when you laugh at their jokes sometimes. Just know he will be clingy behind closed doors to make up for being jealous of his own friends.

Kaveh: Everyday he tells you that he won’t overwork himself, he will take breaks today. He doesn’t, no matter how determined he is he will not take a break until you make him. On days when he’s stuck in his head you have to visit him while he’s at work or at home so he can come back down to earth here and there.

Tighnari: He will complain anyone who will listen about how he hates going into Sumeru city for one thing or another. However he will be giddy when he goes onto Sumeru City to visit you. While he doesn’t like the city, it isn’t so bad when you’re with him.

Fontaine

Lyney: He claims to love all the ways you touch him. However he does have a favorite, he loves when you scratch and massage his back. When you work through his back with your skilled hands he is a happy groaning mess. After a massage he will be like a napping pile of jello. Cuddles with a now loose muscled Lyney are so heart warming.

Neuvillette: He hates the taste of coffee, that’s a plain fact. However, he can’t help but enjoy the taste of coffee if it’s from your lips. The quick good morning kiss you give him as you sip on your coffee makes his head dizzy instead of disgusted like he normally is at the taste of coffee.

Wriothesley: He claims he doesn’t mind you going out alone or without him. Truthfully you are never actually without his surveillance. He has a tracker on your phone and he sends one of his coworkers to make sure you are always safe.

[constellationguy]

Say That We’re Sweethearts Again

TW ⚠️: murder, attempted murder, blood, physical violence, domestic violence

Part one, part two

“Oh dear…. How did it come to this my love?” You ask Alastor as you caress his cheek, his head lying on your lap.

“Life used to be a gay thing

A filled with happiness, night and day thing

It was something to have and to hold

But it seems that your love grew cold”

Just like it was today in the snow and ice covered forest.

“I never knew that our romance had ended

Until you poisoned my food”

You debated doing the same but Alastor never let you mess with his food, he was always so particular with everything around him.

“And I thought it was a lark

When you kicked me in the park

But now I think it was rude”

Alastor had a strange way to keep you in line at any cost, at first it was fine but looking back it hurt you more than you thought.

“I never knew that our romance had finished

Until that bottle hit my head”

Another memory that seems so obvious to you now but back then you didn’t have the strength to leave your husband for blowing up and hurting you. Perhaps you should have ran back then, before everything spiraled out of control.

“Though I tried to be aloof

When you pushed me off the roof

I feel our romance is dead”

Just like he was now.

“It wouldn't have been so bad if you'd told me

That someone had taken my place”

Even though this truth hurt deeply if he told you out right, maybe you wouldn’t have had to do what you did.

“But no, you didn't even scold me

You just tried to disfigure my face”

So many instances crosses your mind for when you should have left Alastor. Even though he threatened to do so to you, you couldn’t find the courage to harm his face too much, he just looked so peaceful now, unlike how he had been lately.

“You'll never know how my poor heart is breaking

It looks so helpless, but then

Life used to be so placid

Won't you please put back that acid

And say that we're sweethearts again”

Looking back you said so many things to Alastor that your parents would’ve probably killed him for making you say. But to everyone else you both seemed so happy together.

You used to have a loving household, you and Alastor used to live together and love one another. However, now it seems only you love him and only you are still living.

“Oh, how well I remember that night in Bridgeport that was the night you gave me the hotfoot I thought that there was sort of a strange look in your eyes but you smiled, and well, it made everything alright”

The old happy memories start flooding in but maybe they were never happy, it seems only now that Alastor is gone you can see how terrible he used to be.

“Then there was the time we went canoeing and you set fire to my dress. You said you pushed me overboard to put out the flame, but I never quite understood why you held me under water so long”

Now that you’ve put all the pieces together… it seems odd now that you ended up killing Alastor before he killed you seeing how many times he tried to end your life.

“Now, I've never met this girl who's taking my place but I wish you all the happiness in the world and if there's anything I can do, you know you can always reach me in room number 304 in the General Hospital.”

You are only here now since you told the hospital you were getting another jacket from home for the cold weather.

He’s done so much to hurt you but somehow you still wish him well, in hell that is. You hope that him and that girl can be happy together, should they meet each other after you kill her too.

“Farewell, my sweet”

You set his head back down in the snow, his blood flowing from the bullet wound on his forehead.

“You'll never know how my poor heart is breaking

It looks so helpless, but then”

You might have been helpless then, but now you’ve become a similar monster to your now late husband.

“My love can go just so far

Won't you please put down that crow bar

And say that we're sweethearts again.”

Another phrase you told him once, but as the roles were reversed you felt no remorse as you used the same crow bar to break his leg, just like he threatened to do to you.

Perhaps it was weird to talk the to corpse of your dead husband before you mutated it, but it felt comforting to finally tell Alastor how much he’s hurt you, even if he isn’t present to hear it.

And now that you’ve killed Alastor, you and him would forever be sweethearts, just as it was ment to be. Because everyone knows that people cannot divorce their wife’s after they died, you two will forever be married, just like he promised and you always wanted.

Part two

[constellationguy]

ao3 turns 15 today

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[constellationguy]

- Rosie x signing Doll reader

- Alastor’s wife and toddler visit the hotel

- Neuvillette x minor god / oracle reader

- Ceil and/or Sebastian having a mother figure maid

- explicit Saiki x cocky American reader

- all the options from the poll

So many ideas and so little motivation to write them. :(

Someone please send me a request to do 🫠