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on my way! to live yet another day in my fucking life.

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Chapters: 62/? Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Philip Anderson, Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes, Molly Hooper, Sally Donovan Additional Tags: Romance, Alternate Universe - Historical, Historical, Boats and Ships, Sailor!John, Aristocrat!Sherlock, AU, Johnlock Trope Challenge, Sexual Content, Explicit Sexual Content, sherlock POV, Pining Sherlock, Young!naive!Sherlock, Muscular!Sea-hardened!John, POV Sherlock Holmes, SailorLock, sailinglock, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Slow Build, Slow Burn, Virgin Sherlock, Anderson has no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Sherlock is a sad gay baby, boxing lessons, Sherlock’s Violin, sailor!lock, Sailing, First Kiss, Bottom Sherlock Holmes, Top John Watson, Sherlock is a trembling gay flower petal, John is a golden god of sex, First Time, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Resolved Sexual Tension, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Masturbation, Age of Sail, Regency, Threats of Violence, Threats of sexual violence, Angst with a Happy Ending, THIS STORY WILL HAVE THE HAPPIEST ENDING YOU CAN POSSIBLY STOMACH, but there will be angst and conflict along the way, and also lots and lots of sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Don’t copy to another site, Alternate Universe - Age of Sail, Alternate Universe - Regency, Rimming Summary:

When the youngest son of the aristocratic Holmes family is shipped off to sea in an attempt to cure him of his poor temper and bad manners, he fully expects to spend a long tedious voyage as miserable as ever. What he does not count on is having his heart stolen by the strapping young crewman, John Watson.

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Guys. It’s up. The longest chapter of OFD to date. 😅 Just in time for its 11th birthday coming up this week… hope you all enjoy it! 😁 And Happy Pride!!!!!! 🌈🌈🌈🌊🌸✨🥳🥳🥳

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Mary telling sherlock to go to hell as if he didn’t already go to her and john’s wedding

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Source: poeticalphotos

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They back from Madagascar I guess

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sweden bringing a bunch of lumberjacks with a trio of guys in suits to sing about a sauna is peak eurovision and i love it

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Graham Norton – “You’re just seeing 26 countries tonight. 37 in total entered the competition, so 11 got knocked out in the semi-finals. So if you’re not enjoying any of the songs tonight, just remember, there were worse.”

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Australia can’t sing about drinking cum but Finland can orgasm on stage. I’m glad women are finally allowed to do things

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Whatever one's opinion on Israel, politically, morally, or otherwise, and of their inclusion in Eurovision, it really does take a special kind of arseholery to abuse, hate on and boo a survivor of a massacre, a very young woman who hid under the dead bodies of her friends for 8 hours and still has shrapnel embedded in her body.

That she is standing strong today, proudly singing about hope overcoming trauma and darkness on a stage in front of an audience who hates her for nothing that she is guilty of is a testament to her.

As for me, I will be cheering her on ❤️🇮🇱

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she came

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“2015, they came last. 2016, the came last. But in 2017, they changed it up and came second to last”

- Edward af Sillén, Swedish commentator, about Germany

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see that's why the countries should always sing in their own languages for eurovision, i have no idea if they're insulting me, summoning demons or telling me about their kinks

and i love it

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not since the butter churning of years past have i seen eurovision this horny

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Erika out here making sure Europe cums together