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New chapter of my SVSSS Undertale crossover! I think it’s a pretty…. Shocking experience! Neh he he

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My favorite part about all three human character from utdr all being nonbinary (Frisk, Chara, and Kris. Is clover apart of this? I never played yellow)

Is that it implies that nonbinary sin this world just can’t get away from the mystical adventures involving souls and monsters lol

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The idea of aus where SQQ thinks LBH is an hallucination after the abyss are so funny for one reason.

And that reason is that instead of the system popping in and being all “Power systems back! Thank you for waiting valued user!” when LBH gets close enough, which was obviously show to SQQ that this is the real deal.

The system instead decided to just hang back and wait. See where this goes. It makes for some good reading, says the system, a machine apparently aware of dramatic timing.

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Part one of things that happened in my dnd campaign, acted out by SVSSS characters.

LQG, the DM: You wake up in a cell. Roll me a perception.

SQH: 13

SQQ:… 3.

LQG: Qingqiu, this sure is a cell that you are in.

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(Ten minutes later, after looking at the rest of the room and arguing)

SQQ: Can I go look at the door?

LQG: You can. You see that there is a cloaked figure there at the door, watching.

SQH: How long has he been there?!

LQG: The whole time.

SQH: How far is he? Can I hit him?

SQQ: whoa whoa. Wait. I want to try and talk to him, see if he responds.

SQH: Are you sure that’s a good idea?

SQQ: Oh go back and keep trying to break the back wall.

SQH: Hey! There’s moss! We must be on an exterior wall then!

SQQ: I am almost positive that’s not how that works.

LQG: The cloaked figure is just standing there, watching. …. And starting to wonder if he made a mistake.

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(After the cloak figure leaves.)

SQQ: Ok I lockpick the door so we can get out of here with a… nat one.

LQG:….. you are moving the lock picks in the key hole and then hear a solid click!

SQH: Wait, it still worked?

LQG: You try the door, and it is locked. It had been unlocked before, and you somehow just relocked it.

SQQ:…. Oops.

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(The two are now in a room at a manor, later in the session)

LQG: You hear footsteps right outside your door. They pause, and you know they are about to try the doorknob.

SQH: Uh- I just start moaning!

SQQ: I hate to agree with you, but sure.

LQG: *rolls bad* Well, ok then. The footsteps back away quickly and after a moment you hear them stop at a different door.

SQQ: I roll well for stealth and gently open the door, crouching down to watch.

SQH: I follow and also peak out the door.

LQH: So you see a man from the party, crouching down and trying to lockpick a door down the hall.

SQH: What do we do?

SQQ: What if he’s going to attack someone?

SQH: Should we stop him?

SQQ: I have a plan!

(He then proceeds to roll well enough to toss a ball bearing down the hall for a distraction, but not well enough to stay hidden)

LQH: The man looks back to see where the ball bearing came from, and clearly sees the two of you at the door.

SQQ: I slam the door close.

SQH: I start moaning again!

LQG:…. From his perspective, you were having sex, and then throwing a ball bearing at him fully dressed, and now are having sex again. *rolls* he doesn’t believe it and you can hear him coming to your door.

SQH: I- Take off my pants!

LQG: What?!

SQQ: I think I also strip.

LQG: Ok, he comes into the room with you two fully naked, on top of each other on the floor next to the door, clearly not having sex. He just saw you fully dressed five seconds ago, and your clothes are probably on the floor in a pile next to you. I think this is where we’ll pick up next time.

SQH: … I guess we could have just talked to the man.

SQQ:… maybe so.

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My eye doctor: Ok just focus on the light!

Me: this isn’t the one that puffs air in my eye right?

Her, a lier: Nope!

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Interruption of the regular schedule programming!

This is Deku

He’s my little baby boy. The man of the house. Someone who thinks he’s a lot more tough than he is.

And now he has Diabetes. And I’m sure everyone is aware of how expensive insulin is.

Please, if you can give anything to help out. Anything at all. I will write you anything. I’ll draw you anything. I’ll take any commission for this baby boy. And if you can’t help, if you could reblog this and spread it around, that would be a great help!

Here’s more cat pictures of him

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Scum Villain but the system is d&d dice.

SQQ: I’m going to comfort Binghe, even though I’m stuck in prison and tied up.

System: Rolling…. Rolling…. Nat 1.

SQQ: Fuck

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Hey I’m borrowing my sibling’s twitch stream to stream some hardcore Minecraft! So come on over and hang out if you want!

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Uno exists in SVSSS because of one stupid commission that Airplane got to do. He made money off of it, and sure, the prompt was probably supposed to be a sexy game or something, but this isn’t canon! Let LBG and his wives play ancient Chinese Uno!

Except nothing in the short commission really disqualifies it from being canon. And Airplane, without even thinking about it, references the conversation LBG and his wives had in that chapter nearly hour chapters later, so something similar must have happened.

So, UNO’s here. SQQ hates it. He hates it so much that he’s vocal about it, because he finds the idea of ancient Chinese uno to be stupid, and he always gets overly competitive during it. LBH is concerned, and vows to destroy every game of uno in his empire!

YQY is concerned, because UNO was SJ’s favorite, because of how petty you get to be without the other person allowed to complain

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MDZS au where NMJ treats MY like he does NHS.

It probably wouldn’t change anything. In fact, it might be worse than canon. But it’s funny

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Sliding scale of “can we call the teacher character Sensei in the English dub”

Kakashi Sensei- Kept!

Aizawa Sensei- Mr. Aizawa. Ok, fine translation

Gojo Sensei- Gojo. Just…. gojo.

(Au where they call Kakashi Mr. Kakashi instead lol)

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Wait, Wei Wuxian being Wei Qingwei’s grandson

If it was still the early 2000s, then there would be so many fanfics of Luo “MianMian” Qingyang being the daughter of Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu.

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MDZS BNHA au where Hero Student Jiang Cheng gets hit by a quiet destroying bullet during patrol.

Wei Wuxian considers it so lucky that his and Jiang Cheng’s quirks are so similar (no idea what the quirks are, but this doesn’t work if Jiang Cheng can’t reasonably think that this is his quirk). WWX manages to make a deal with AFO to take his quirk, and then give it to Jiang Cheng. He, of course, doesn’t tell anyone what happened because then he would have to admit 1) that he gave Jiang Cheng his quirk, and 2) that he made a deal with the worst villain in the world.

AFO, of course, isn’t going to let this debt slide. He just did WWX a gigantic favor, and WWX was such a promising hero student. As such, he gives WWX a new quirk (something demonic cultivation-y, but it has to be adjusted for the setting) and sends him off to do his bidding.

WWX’s loved ones are devastated when he disappears. LWJ and JC (now back on the hero scene after the ‘miracle of the bullet not working as attended’) start getting suspicious when the new villain the Yiling Patriarch came onto the scene.

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If it was still the early 2000s, then there would be so many fanfics of Luo “MianMian” Qingyang being the daughter of Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu.

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Who’s ready for chapter nine of my stupid Undertale/SVSSS crossover???

Who’s ready for even more disciple shenanigans??

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Hey does anyone have any fanfic recs similar to the MDZS fanfic Lynchpin?

I just reread it for the fifth time and I just want more :(

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I really like “Truth Serum” trope in fanficion, particularly in Svsss fanfic because I think it’s can be a number of things- funny, angst, sweet.

HOWEVER, I feel like there isn’t enough where SY gets Truth Serum-ed, and his romantic partner, martial siblings and/or disciples get to see his absolutely unhinged thoughts.

Like, sure, you get a system reveal out of this, but I also think this is funnier if the bit where SY isn’t SJ isn’t revealed makes this so much funnier.

It’s the trial and SY is made to tell the truth, except it’s his whole thought process tumbling out and he just can’t help ‘Peerless Cucumber’ ranting and tearing apart OPM in front of everyone like the internet troll he still is deep down. Yue Qingyuan is just letting this happen.

It’s post canon and Luo Binghe is subjected to his husband’s feral thought process about him, and how great he is, and how he is definitely not gay for marrying him because come on. Look at Binghe.

It’s during the years after the conference and Liu Qingge is having to hold a ranting SY back from making the demons who got them in this mess cry, because SY isn’t going just a little too hard in his rant. Also he keeps saying how pretty LQQ is but how everyone must think that jeez, which is not helping the situation.

It’s at any point and Mu Qingfang is pretending to have a normal conversation with SY, under the cover of getting this truth serum nonsense fixed. Except SY just keeps saying the wildest shit about his health and what he does to manage it and Mu Qingfang just wants him to keep going at this point to learn the medical things that SY would never admit on a normal day.

I know this might sound like a normal fanfic with this trope, but I just feel like I have never seen one where the people who care about SY are forced to witness him being a bastard internet troll that we all know he is.

Anyway if anyone had some fanfic recs, I would love some lol

EDIT: I made a post with the fics that have been rec’ed that can be found here!