29 Year Old | My little corner of different interests A bit of everything, I ship my faves with happiness and I don't care in what form it comes.
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god this movie was so amazing
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Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.
A true role model for today.
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#i'm totally normal about this#he's completely conscious about his suffering and pain all the time#he deserved so much better#angron
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I can't stand Russ' dramatic ass
#it's literally like owning a husky#he's sooo dramatic#imagine having this level of furry ass as your brother#also#he howled ? said the religious fanatic#they are so dumb#they are lucky they're cute
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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc
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Magnus The Red Ethereal Partner
He's one of my favorite Primarchs because he's a huge (literal) ass nerd, handsome and charismatic and it's endearing and somewhat frustrating how someone so intelligent can be so fucking stupid sometimes. Something Something hubris of men and related ideas, you get it.
In my mind, I like to humanize this huge colossus of men with relationships with mere mortals but Magnus is always tricky. One of his many delicious flaws is that he's very VERY arrogant about his knowledge, to the point of being a little condescending. Oh he knows he doesn't know everything, just very much knows more than most people around him.
So, in this case, his SO wouldn't be a human, no no no. Something more, no mortal or aeldari. A paramour crafted specifically for him, a designed Achilles heel to his mind and ego. A warp entity.
Created by Tzeench? Maybe, maybe not. All of the demons and creations of the great ocean are made through the thoughts and actions of countless beings in the galaxy, psychic residues made sentient and feeling. And what man,aside from the Emperor,has spent as much time in the Warp? Such tampering must leave a mark.
A creature, made to stimulate his mind, obscure knowledge whispered between coy smiles and flirty looks. Always hearing his call but answering just the minimum to keep him guessing, keep him attentive. A vision of silk, kohl, and smoke. Close enough to grasp but never to hold. Not a demon in the formal sense, a creation of the warp and a creation of his mind's desire. Just made for him.
It's always a step ahead, no more no less, a partner, a companion that humbles his grandiose sense of self. He who though knew everything, can't make sense of what is happening or what are they doing to him.
#magnus the red x reader#magnus the red#primarch x reader#primarch#I wrote as a non specified gender partner but in my mind is like this antique Egyptian mural woman#warhammer 40k#I want to torture him just a little bit because he's funny to mess with
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kicking my legs and giggling at the sleepover. can my OC who I've never drawn or talked about play with your OC who you've never drawn or talked about
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annoying sibling behavior 🙄



#I adore when they act like siblings#it's so cute#warhammer 40k#lion el'jonson#sanguinius#magnus the red#konrad curze#roboute guilliman
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My darkest and evilest secret is that I'm a Calliphone/Dorn truther. I think it would make Perturabo explode. I want Dorn to have a sister so I can ship her with Perturabo. I want to see both Primarchs dead at my feet and laugh at their agonies.
ANON YOU ARE BLOODY GENIUS
OMG this would make Perty die of an aneurysm, cables aren't doing shit for him now. It would be hilarious and so so wrong too.
Imagine, Dorn being a perfect gentleman (still in his most autistic self, I love that man) and Calliphone being accustomed and engaging in the similar interests they have ( all because of Perturabo, he was the unwilling matchmaker and he would soooo deny it) You won't find a more perfect match. They met in a construction planning meeting and they hit it off.
Now Perturabo is seeking someone close to Dorn to be just the spiteful big shit he can be and rub it in his face. He hasn't found anything yet
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My darkest and evilest secret is that I'm a Calliphone/Dorn truther. I think it would make Perturabo explode. I want Dorn to have a sister so I can ship her with Perturabo. I want to see both Primarchs dead at my feet and laugh at their agonies.
ANON YOU ARE BLOODY GENIUS
OMG this would make Perty die of an aneurysm, cables aren't doing shit for him now. It would be hilarious and so so wrong too.
Imagine, Dorn being a perfect gentleman (still in his most autistic self, I love that man) and Calliphone being accustomed and engaging in the similar interests they have ( all because of Perturabo, he was the unwilling matchmaker and he would soooo deny it) You won't find a more perfect match. They met in a construction planning meeting and they hit it off.
Now Perturabo is seeking someone close to Dorn to be just the spiteful big shit he can be and rub it in his face. He hasn't found anything yet
#warhammer 40k#rogal dorn#perturabo#primarch#Dorn x Calliphone#this is as heretical as shipping Guillimans mom with the Emperor and I love it#imperial fists#iron warriors#asks
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and when you're sad, i'll sit with you
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Luffy and Nami never beating the king and queen alegations

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i post this guy a lot
#If I were this hot I too would be a dick from time to time#He can be as mean as he is because he's daddy's favorite and most handsome idiot in the Mourningval#cw suggestive#warhammer 40k art#ezekyle abaddon#abaddon the despoiler
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" Now tell them the real reason" a voice said.
They turned. Sanguinius stood in the archway at the far end of the chamber, behind a veil of white silk. He had been listening. The Lord of Angels brushed the silk hanging aside, and stepped into the stateroom, the rest of his wings brushing the glossy material. He was dressed in a simple white robe, clasped at the waist with a girdle of golden links. He was eating fruit from a bowl.
Loken and Aximand stood up quickly.
"Sit down," Sanguinius said, "My brother's in the mood to open his heart, so you had better hear the truth."
" I don't believe-" Horus began. Sanguinius scooped one of the small red fruits from the bowl and threw it at Horus.
"Tell them the rest." He sniggered.
#Sanguinius canonically threw a tomato at Horus#Or an apple but a tomato is funnier#warhammer40k#horus lupercal#Sanguinius#AIM AT HIS BIG BALD HEAD YEAH
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I finished this one and remembered that Sakura was also a robber in my no smoking manga lol.
#madasaku#Oh Yomi all your work just make my day so much better#I love this married couple#Sakura deals with him Izuna let her have a few snacks#If you are married you are contractually obligated to give your cute pink haired wife all she wants#haruno sakura#uchiha madara
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I kinda like mort after flight of the Eisenstein, this lil mold spore is in my brain if Mr emperor and his sons don’t want him I’ll take him smh my damn head
#OMG I LOVE HIM#mortarion#yes he just needed this and not the whole being a warlord shit#give him an apothecary and his revenge and I'm sure he'll mellow out immediately#and the artstyle is so cure and perfect too
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Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.
(via Ant.Giovanni)
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