copper-hegan

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BERTHA

The two hundred and sixty thousand pound chimpanzee the size of a pocket watch! Smartest thing in the universe - can't count to three!

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immortality

I like the thought that everyone is immortal, maybe not our bodies, maybe not our voices, maybe just in the wind.

I like to think that those who were hurt are the storms that destroy so much, it isn't good and it isn't what people want, but it gives that pain a voice once more, even just for a few days, maybe only a few hours or even minutes.

I like the thought that those who were happy make the light breeze that rolls meadows in the early spring mornings, the small winds that carry the seeds of grown plants across tall grasses to grow new life where it wasn't before.

I like to think that when we're gone, we just take a new form, maybe not the winds, maybe the waves on the beaches, maybe the light snows or strong blizzards along canyons, maybe a lost family member or friend carries the vibrations in the laugh of something so sweet, maybe they are the sugar in a batch of cookies, or perhaps they're the spice in their family's cultural recipe, maybe that dog taken in years ago still watches over that new puppy walking the paths in the yard they made years ago, maybe the doe with eyes to wide is being protected by buck they only met once when they were small.

Maybe they're still watching you, hoping you make it to tomorrow, even if they had to leave you so long ago, maybe they watch the dreams that dance and the nightmares that howl.

It's just a maybe, but maybe it's enough until they get to hold you in their arms once more.

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theft

I just witnessed some people steal dandelions in the middle of a neighborhood to make a flower crown. I did not intervein.

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You know you're a nerd when your mother explicitly says not to use a banner as a blanket but you still use a giant periodic table of elements banner as a blanket.

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Male Secretary Darling is required by company policy to wear a sweater only when he has genuinely important business to go over with his demonic coworkers because otherwise they're too busy sharing at his tits to retain an information he gives-

"Forecast details a blood moon this evening. Its wise to expect a summoning from those cultist.... I have aspirin at my desk if you require it afterwards."

"Okay."

"There's also the matter of that young groom who wants out of his pact with you for he has fallen for his bride to be. He claims you may have his mistress as penance."

"Fascinating."

"A human soul has possessed one of our printers. Would you like me to-"

"Okay."

"....Sir? Not to be offend you or anything, but you are aware you have more than two parts of eyes, yes? Must you use all of them to stare at my chest?"

".....As your employer, I have no need to answer such ridiculous questions."

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i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

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Roses are red

Jackasses are cocky

Holy fuck

You have wrong kind of Moxie

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More ✨eyes✨

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I love my inconsistent ✨ art style✨

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Crack ship time: Hercules x jack the ripper

Brought to you by my brother

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hear me out

So I need you to read carefully, imagine this a morally gray villain meets a morally gray hero, the hero knows that the 'right' thing to do is to fight or defeat the villain but some things about them is almost intoxicating, with the villain in a similar boat, they know they are ment to cause issues as a villain so the are ment to fight the hero... Right? The villain unable to bring them self to properly hurt the hero so the continuely Dodge in what could be seen as a taunting manor but is really the villain trying to study the hero so they can figure out why they feel the way they do. While the hero is ment to be properly attacking the villain the also can't bring them self to harm them so after awhile the fights look more like dances, calm and calculated in a way that no one expects, after a while the hero starts neglecting their responsibilities to 'fight' the villain and they get fired for being a hero and at the same time the villain is trying to build a new identity so they could try to get a job where the hero originally worked so they could try and learn more about the hero and is sadly disappointed to find the hero no longer working there but stays Incase it is a temporary leave. The hero on the other side of the city starts to build a villainous life, having realized that the feeling they have been experiencing was a crush, and slowly the villain and the hero start to see each other on the streets and slowly they end up fighting and the villain is still unaware of the meaning behind the feeling, and slowly the hero realizes the villain is the one that they are fighting and stops actually attacking. As the villain notices they start to research what the feeling is the realizes what they were feeling and quits being a hero and gives a half asses lie about why and leaves on a mission to find the hero, and after potentially months of searching the villain find the hero thriving as a villain and unlike every time they were seen on TV as a hero, they were laughing and having fun, the villain decides to pretend to just be a random person who is trying to make friends and after what felt like years, the villain finds the hero having a panic attack and they convince the hero to tell them what's wrong and the hero comes clean and explaines that they were a hero and formed a crush on their enemy and so on, just for the villain to chuckle, look at them with teary eyes and come clean as well and they vow to never leave each other, and after every thing, they get together and get relationship counseling so they know how to act, telling the counselor a fabricated story so they can get advice on what to do next. After maybe 2-3 years the live together, and are still learning about each other.

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I hate pterodactyls, I despise them, I understand that they are extinct, I don't give a single fuck, I hate pterodactyls.

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i was messing around