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Anne: He was never good at flirting.

Gilbert: What are you talking about? It worked with you.

Anne: We met, you flirted and then bam! 10 years later, you had me.

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Gilbert: I'm Gilbert.

Anne: I'm his girlfriend which makes him ridiculously lucky.

Gilbert: So lucky.

Anne: Oh, you're not lucky to have me as your girlfriend?

Gilbert: I just said “so lucky”.

Anne: You said it sarcastically.

Gilbert: You say everything sarcastically!

Anne *sarcastically*: Oooh...right.

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Gilbert: How are you this evening, my dear?

Anne: Very well, although I wish you would not call me "my dear."

Gilbert: Why?

Anne: Because it's what always Matthew calls me when he's cross about something.

Gilbert: What endearments am I allowed?

Anne: Well let me think. “Anne" for every day, "My Pearl" for Sundays, and..."Goddess Divine"... but only on *very* special occasions.

Gilbert: And what should I call you when I am cross? “Mrs. Blythe”?

Anne: No! No. You may only call me "Mrs. Blythe" when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.

Gilbert: Then how are you this evening... Mrs. Blythe?

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Gilbert: I think...I think I’ve got a crush on Anne...

Diana: Congratulations! You’re officially the last one to know.

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“Put the turkey hat on the vegetarian why don’t you.”🦃✨

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Gilbert: Tonight, I’m gonna make her a nice dinner, then I’m gonna put the ring in her raspberry cordial glass.

Bash: You might as well put it in her cordi-lame glass.

Gilbert: Okay, Mr. Know-It-All, what would you do?

Bash: Okay, first you gotta get, like, 50 candles, right?

Gilbert: Mh-hmm?

Bash: You spread ‘em all over the room with some rose petals...

Gilbert: That’s right because the roses are beautiful and they make the room smell amazing.

Bash: Like a meadow in springtime.

Gilbert: Mmm...

[Anne comes in]

Anne: What are you guys talking about?

Gilbert: Nothing; guys talk!

Bash: Yeah, bitches and hoes.

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Gilbert: You know, me and Winnie broke up.

Anne: Winnie and I.

Gilbert: What, she broke up with you, too?

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Anne: Any dude that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something.

Cole: So I guess you think Gilbert is hiding something.

Anne: He was, until I found out.

Gilbert: What was I hiding?

Anne: That you are two years older than me!

Gilbert: It wasn’t a secret!?

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*Gilbert runs after Anne after he made a scene in front of their classmates*

Gilbert: Anne, look, I'm sorry, all right? But they deserved it. I couldn't let 'em do that to you!

Anne: Me? You did that for yourself!

Gilbert: They were bein' real jerks!

Anne: The only jerk at that table was you! They were just being themselves. Introduce your poor orphan girlfriend, shake up the guys a little...

Gilbert: That’s not true.

Anne: I'm poor, and I hate it, I admit it. I even thought I was desperate, but I'm not half as desperate as you are.

Gilbert: What?

Anne: I would never use you to get at somebody.

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Imagine: Shirbert Hogwarts AU

”Hey carrots, we still hanging out later?”

“We’re studying together… not hanging out, Gilbert.”

Weiterlesen

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Diana when she saw Gilbert on the train

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It’s so typical for me to become active just days before university starts again 😂😩 
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGnYB9sJVAC/?igshid=3nkif1lyhz7b

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Diana/Gilbert + Rachel/Ross (Friends) Look who posted … 👀
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGkN1rwJabz/?igshid=yx40df3iblp4

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Gilbert: *does something cute*

Anne: I don’t care.

Narrator: But Anne did care.

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Anne: I’m a snack, but it seems like nobody’s hungry.

Gilbert (whispering to himself): I’m fucking starving.

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Very simple AU where Gilbert returns from his travels and Diana is surprised by seeing him at school 🙃 https://www.instagram.com/p/CAV9oX_p6sH/?igshid=18gwb66wihgy0

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that day when they stared at each other’s lips but didn’t kiss / that day when they looked at each other’s lips and kissed and knew they’re life mate