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guys I think conventionally attractive women really like cheese. I have been getting a lot of follows from women in low cut shirts and bikinis. They all also seem to really need money. I only have cheese, unfortunately for them.

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How the fuck does this app work I am so confused

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I have been awake since 4am. Charcuterie board in bed. Sargento snack breaks are my favorite but they are kind of expensive in the long run. I Heart Cashews.

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Updates: I just needed to verify my account. Very easy fix.

I can’t comment on anything idk why

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I can’t comment on anything idk why

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Yes

My type is her. My favorite body type is whatever her body looks like that day. My favorite scent, whatever she got on.

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can I be healed from my lactose intolerance? Is that a thing? Can someone tell me? Please?

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This is a safe space for everyone. Except for American cheese eaters. You are evil. American cheese is a work of evil forces the likes of which none of you will ever truly comprehend. Powdered cheese for macaroni and cheese is acceptable.. barely, though. Also, nacho cheese dip? The stuff in a can? Evil. Bad. Have some shame, please. I don’t want that on my dash or in my life.

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This was literally me this weekend

anyway brie cheese and baguette would fix me

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This sounds serious, I will get some cheese in advance

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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I love you

cheese (day 545)

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I want to move to Wisconsin

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I’m sorry this is off center I was too excited to revel in the bacchanalian delight of this gorgeous spread

Featuring black truffle cured meats (I moaned out loud when I had a bite), Gruyère, pita crisps, assorted jellies, Asian pears, candied walnuts, and unpitted olives. I forgot to ask for the names of things (the other cheeses) because I was so excited to eat it all.

I did also eat almost all of it. Very poor hors d’oeuvres manners on my part but who can blame me? You can take a horse to water but you can’t make it take its grubby hooves off the hard cheeses.

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It doesn’t look like members of Dicyemida can digest cheese. However, I also cannot digest cheese now. So not much of a change, unfortunately.

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

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no mention of the sartori brand. disappointing. where is my bellavitano. the Gorgonzola erasure is real asf though unfortunately.

this one may be to controversial

sorry about the limited selection

reblog for bigger sample size

(only if you want to)

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may I have a piece pls.. I will trade for pepperoni

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