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Cycles a doctor can’t tell you about

(My meds won’t work with juice, citric acid eats it to quick)

i love juice, its difficult to cut that part from me

and yet i have to stave it off for meds to work properly

not to long to be without, just an hour either end

can’t drink juice before or after

yet i let the time be bargained.

I’ll tell myself i’m wise

chug juice and wait it out

i’m reminded in an hour, yet all i’ll do is pout

“i don’t need my bloody meds, i’ll live life drug free!!!”

like an old friend, a fresh hell just for me?

1000 things i’ll want do, yet no place to be?

truly being off my meds, is a real world fantasy

but my sense comes a knocking

must force my eyes to blink

and wisely set my timer

in case i’ll choose to think

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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Haha. Hahaha.

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The Magnus Protocol is an absolute BANGER distributed by Alex’s little hive mind over at rusty towers and licensed under the best goddam license you ever heard of baby!

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pathetic gwen this, wet cat colin that. no one is talking about how pathetic and cringefail alice is. girlypop shows the tiniest amount of vulnerability and immediately covers it up with the most obnoxious joke she could come up with.

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Voices in the computer

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Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

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and they say chivalry is dead

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you're never getting out of here

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"WELL AT LEAST IT WASN'T BOTH LEGS"

"WHO NEEDS GRANDPARENTS ANYWAY"

ALICE DYER THE WOMAN YOU ARE. TRULY ICONIC, FOREVER AND ALWAYS

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The Back End of my Reflection on a recent English Assessment Task

"Ultimately my story failed to not only connect strongly with Rash's style and the techniques I attempted to borrow, but also considering my extreme lateness, incomplete story, and the fact I am currently sat drinking an Arizona Iced Tea in the bathtub of my Hotel room at 3:42AM Friday Morning, two days after the tasks original due date, I feel it's safe to assume I won't also need to honour the word count I am currently exceeding, since this task will ultimately be worth a devastatingly low grade.

However, I feel this has all been a significant and effective learning opportunity, that will haunt me for the rest of my schooling career and later into life. I hope whoever marks this can also laugh along with the tragic comedy of it all as much as I can, we're both severely disappointed with my performance here, and so I wish you the sincerest best with the rest of your day, including whatever boxes you've been ticking on my results sheet."

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I've got it bad...

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My horny ass could never be a mechanic

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YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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the sonic fan dubs are filled with the most batshit crazy assertions, hosted and commented on by a gaggle of nerds on discord

and that’s why i love it

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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

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yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties