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its crazy how tumblr baned porn to not upset the advertisement people, something that drove so many people away from the app, and now i constantly see shity ai porn girlfriend adds on here. its just kinda ironic /LH

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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A bill has been passed granting Gaelic and Scots official status in Scotland. While symbolic in nature, the goal here is to provide support for language education.

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One of my favourite things about Watson in Granada Holmes is that he has a little hobby he indulges in (aside from observing Holmes under the microscope and documenting his findings for the world to see), namely building model ships! He does it in the Resident Patient, I think, and like??? Thats so wholesome?? And then also Mrs Hudson being supportive of his arts and crafts, like: "Your little ship is looking so great already, Dr Watson!" It's adorable okay? I love me a Watson who has fun little hobbies like this

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Today's Seal Is: Yummy Backpack I Eat It Maybe

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He would’ve hated this and I have to restrain myself from cackling every time I look at it

I do not own a printer so I had to draw it myself. I know you know the picture

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Girls

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not to be like "millennials vs Gen z" ageism but I don't think it's possible for a human child to develop normally without having even played leaf stick and rocks? Never made a mud pie or carved sticks into walking staves? Never played with a June bug in a mystery stream all afternoon, or pulled out the hose to make the mud clay softer to build with?

Something has to be weird about the first generation of kids to have almost 100% tactile outdoors play replaced by almost exclusively 15 second meme videos. And that's not even to say anything about the total disappearance of the middle grade chapter book genre.

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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

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Birthday present for someone on discrod, featuring her OC Ammet! I could not resist, I immediately thought of this scene when reading the character's description xD And I regret nothing, I had a blast

watercolor and gouache (plus some shimmery watercolor and makeup holo flakes) on arches hot pressed (I think)

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dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

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Dude this one customer was like MY SON HAS TO GET A JOB AND STOP MOOCHING OFF MY MONEY. And I was like “how old is he?” And she was like “17” and I was like. Holy shit you’re a freak! Lmao. Like teens can get jobs sure but he’s still a child you’re responsible for acting like he’s mooching off you when it’s YOUR responsibility to take care of him. What a fucking freak I hate capitalism lmao

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If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

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One of my favorite stories to tell about myself from when I was a kid is the story how my grandma’s “Catching Fairies” game was banned because of me

So when I was really little my grandma had this game she made up, she’d give me and all my cousins jars and containers and tell us that in her garden there were fairies but they were smart and tricky so they disguised themselves as caterpillars and butterflies and as grasshoppers and worms.

Whoever caught the most ‘Fairies’ won but we had to set them all free because they tended to the garden

One summer day my brothers were at the age they were dreading ‘girly’ stuff so I was playing alone

At this point I had met all the fairies in the garden and I was getting bored without any competition and with finding the same old fairies

But then just as I was begrudgingly heading back to my grandma with the same fairies as usual I found a new fairy!

I thought she was so beautiful! She was resting on the sparkly thread in the leaves and her black body gleamed in the sunlight, she had long legs and a cool red spot on her back

Excited I coaxed her onto my hand and was so giddy I found a new one! I rushed back to the farm house to show my Grandma and Dad, gently carrying my new friend.

But when my Dad and Grandma turned around to see what fairy I caught I saw the color drain from their faces and both of them freeze, I could tell something was wrong but didn’t understand

My dad congratulated me and asked me if he could see the pretty fairy, I let him but felt a little nervous seeing how terrified he looked as she moved into his hands from mine.

Slowly he walked back towards the door, my grandma clutching my shoulders then my dad LAUNCHED the fairy back into the garden which I thought was rather rude

Then we had a nice long talk about Black Widow spiders

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Stained glass ao3 logo :P

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blessings upon the guy who yelled

HEY BUDDY

YOUR HOE'S HERE

through the window when delivering my new rechargeable cultivator