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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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If you put Alice Dyer and season 1 Jonathan sims in one room with a terrible monster they would deny that it’s there and actually delulu it out of existence

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wolvie hugging a blahaj

how transgender of him

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Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.

The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.

Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.

A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"

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Do not seperate them.

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you can pry fashionable jon out of my cold dead hands. let him slay. he deserves it

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i love disguising merlin fanart as art studies. like ye bro its a lighting study mkay trust me im not doing fanart again

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hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult

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Words from On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong

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The lyrics "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know" hit differently in the age of climate change

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I find it really funny when people give their Jon designs eye imagery on his clothes or part of his jewellery or something bc like. Imagine making fashion out of your biggest trauma that quite literally made you a monster

I'm absolutely not hating on it btw I just think it's objectively funny, keep doing it

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this is it. this is the movie.

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Consequences of Magnusing

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*trans your Wolverine* you’re welcome

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Early days at the OIAR, Sam is stumped on how to classify the case!