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my favorite thing about fanon bernard is that we decided he's polyamorous but like... he was in a cult for dionysus... that bitch IS poly period

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TimBerKon anon here again 👋

Okay but consider how both Bruce and Lex are really famous people who throw hella big parties and show off their sons to possible investors.

Naturally their sons also need to bring a partner so Bernard is showing up as eye candy for both Tim Drake and Kon Luthor.

Clark who was in Gotham to cover a news story seeing his son’s boyfriend hanging off of little Timmy’s arm and Bruce going to see his old friend Lex and seeing Tim’s boyfriend practically throwing himself at Clark’s son.

Both Bruce and Clark aren’t too sure as to what to do because they know their sons are best friends and practically joint at the hip and this could possibly ruin them.

and luthor is just sitting there sipping on champagne, knowing damn well his son is in a poly relationship but not bothering to tell clark and bruce because he likes to watch the two panic.

also, the media would be talking about it, there's several articles about how bernard is a home-wrecker/fuck boy and none of the 3 ever think of clarifying or saying anything because it's funny

they're giving clark and bruce white hairs

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am I allowed to trace /reference your art for practice? I won't post it anywhere or claim it as my own (obviously) I just really love your style. If so, thank you, and if not then that's fine too and thank you for your time :D

i only allow tracing if it's for studying and not straight up copy. im totally okay with people using my art to learn (although im not sure what there is to learn from my shit lmao). thank you for asking, tho!

but once again, i will remind people not to repost my stuff or steal it because if i find out, i will throw hands, and im not nice

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me: okay im gonna keep sebastian as my profile pic for at least a few months

misha this week:

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Bernard: I had a crush on Young Justice when i was younger.

Tim: Really? On who?

Bernard: On Young Justice.

Tim: ... all of us them?

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thats just jason lmao

Other timberkon anon here 👋

Okay but Bernard trying to subtly hint that it’d be a good idea for Tim and Kon to date each other and the bat and super families think he’s trying to set them up together so that what he’s doing wouldn’t count as cheating anymore.

Just Bernard being like you know I used to actually really ship Robin and SuperBoy, still think they’d go great with each other

Like I love dating your brother but I think if we added a Kryptonian into the mix it would really spice things up for us

And Bernard is grinning like he doesn’t have two very angry hero families who want his head on a platter for playing with their boys’ hearts

"brother" implies that he's talking to one of the bat kids, and i choose jason to be the victim here, lmao. he probably finds bernard hilarious and will let the entire family know bernard has two boyfriends but do it completely out of context just to cause chaos.

also bernard aint scared of nobody, he will do this shit for fun. and he definitely shipped timkon in highschool, he was resding fanfics and commissioning fanart

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stephcass anon here- how are ya doing this fine evening

had a meltdown this morning, then i was fine while i was working, then got another mini meltdown before posting that timbern.

overall a pretty good day

anyways, are you here for more stephcass? bc i might have some more tomorrow hehe

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jumping on this little trend of drawing tim wearing bernard's t-shirt because of this post

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oh no... jonjay is kinda cute actually

*enters the tag*

*sees hate within the first 5 top posts*

*leaves the tag*

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had to restart my phone for my inbox to work wtf tumblr is really testing me today

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Other timberkon anon here 👋

Okay but Bernard trying to subtly hint that it’d be a good idea for Tim and Kon to date each other and the bat and super families think he’s trying to set them up together so that what he’s doing wouldn’t count as cheating anymore.

Just Bernard being like you know I used to actually really ship Robin and SuperBoy, still think they’d go great with each other

Like I love dating your brother but I think if we added a Kryptonian into the mix it would really spice things up for us

And Bernard is grinning like he doesn’t have two very angry hero families who want his head on a platter for playing with their boys’ hearts

"brother" implies that he's talking to one of the bat kids, and i choose jason to be the victim here, lmao. he probably finds bernard hilarious and will let the entire family know bernard has two boyfriends but do it completely out of context just to cause chaos.

also bernard aint scared of nobody, he will do this shit for fun. and he definitely shipped timkon in highschool, he was resding fanfics and commissioning fanart

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my inbox is being weird and won't let me reply, but thank you! i hope teemo succeeds in destroying this shit hole of a planet (@missingspidey)

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i requested a review, and they refused, saying that tim drake carrying his brother like a sack of potatoes is mature content and therefore needs a community label

this is hilarious

of all my posts.... THIS???? IS WHAT YALL DECIDE TO REPORT??? just because i said im gonna fuck your mom and some of you lack reading comprehension????

because maybe if you weirdos were not talking about fucking animals and accusing sexual abuse in my comments my post wouldn't have been flagged.

i'm not even mad that i got a community label. i'm baffled because it was on the silliest post i've ever made

i made a side blog for shit like this, but im just dumbfounded, so this is going on main

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hey guys, im hoarding your request asks, and some other asks i can turn into content. i will get to them eventually! im just still a little burnt out lol

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The other anon has reminded me of an idea I had ages ago which was TimBerKon are together. But Tim doesn't want to hear his fans reactions to him dating Kon so he just introduces Bern. Kon does the same.

Everything works out fine.

Until Clark (proud parent) won't stop ranting about his son's new bf and B overhears.

One thing leads to another and then B and Clark think Bern is cheating on both Tim and Kon.

Both the batfam and the supers then get like- upset at Bern, like- glares and warnings leading to Bern to complain to Tim and Kon and Tim and Kon are just confused as to why their families suddenly hate their partner.

(excuse the rambling lol)

you guys need to start writing those fanfics, give the timberkon people the content we need.

i really like this concept. the jl is so protective of their kids, but bernard is just a civilian, they cant even shovel talk the boy (altho i think he wouldn't give them the chance too and would start making questions and rambling about conspiracy theories)

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Couldn’t resist when I saw THIS post by @freakly-fungi

Tim clothe’s thief confirmed, none of Bernard’s clothes are safe.

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Bruce worrying that Bernard is cheating on Tim with Kon because he sees the two out on a date and right as he goes to call Tim to give him the bad news, Tim comes out of the bathroom and they both just kinda reach out to him to pull him closer to them.

timberkon would give bruce a stroke. he can barely deal with bernard being a menace let alone if he's paired up with KON FUCKING KENT