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No propaganda was submitted for Elizabeth. We are assuming she is able to fit inside.

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Propaganda: “They are the strongest people in pretty much the whole world. They are living through an apocalypse. They have a Constellation (God) as their leader. Also, Jung Heewon.”

I will make two notes: Two of the people in this group are 11 years old. Doesn’t mean they can’t make it obviously but I think that’s an important factor to consider. There’s also 14 people here, which is a LOT of mouths to feed in the dungeons.

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No propaganda was submitted for Bumblebee.

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No propaganda was submitted for Karen.

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Propaganda “These guys are not particularly strong, only being fairly low-level adventurers, but they (mostly) survive many things that greatly outmatch them, ranging from only losing one man to an insane and apparently unkillable paladin while inflicting more damage to him than anyone since he returned from hell to breaking into and out of a city held by vile man who specializes in the torture and killing of goblins.”

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Propaganda:

“Kyoko is a survivor. She does what it takes to make it through another day. I think she would beat the guards' asses

Mami is not making it. Homegirl is going insane. Would get pretty far before snapping though

Sayaka will probably go insane but she's going to take as many people with her as possible as she goes down

Homura can time travel, doesn't need the lucky coins. However, a party in Funger can only have 4 people. A huge part of Homura's mental decline in PMMM is the gradual realization that she can't save all her friends until she's broken enough to only try to save Madoka. Homura could leave the dungeon, but she won't. She'll keep chasing that perfect ending forever.”

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Propaganda: “She creates universes. Basically a goddess, could probably beat up the Old Gods if she deemed necessary. However, the dungeons are very much not Polite and Good, which would stress her out.”

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Propaganda: “She’s had every job. She can do anything.”

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No propaganda was submitted for the Lamb.

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No propaganda was submitted for Elphaba.

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No propaganda was submitted but one of my partners is obsessed with Agatha Christie and got their input:

“From my limited knowledge of funger probably not. He was a WW1 vet but he has a cane.”

When I mentioned that he’d be allowed to carry a gun (could be useful) if he normally carries one:

“He’s Hercule Poirot, he doesn’t need a gun he has his brain”

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No propaganda was submitted for Xaria and Monty.

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Okay so somebody submitted Jesus a few days ago. On one hand, I do think this is funny and I didn’t ever say no religious figures.

Now that it’s come up though, I would rather not do religious figures and have that become a Thing that starts discourse and shit. I’m gonna make that amendment to the rules.

Since the Jesus request was sent before I had made a rule about it, I will upload it as a Christmas special in a few months.

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Propaganda: “On the one hand, Nancy is clever, resourceful, and able to tackle any mystery from an old folks' home to an alligator farm. She has basic wilderness survival skills and a solid, healthy, practical attitude.

On the other, she *is* prone to getting chloroformed and kidnapped, and that doesn't translate to survival in Funger.”

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Propaganda: “Dies Horribly has already survived* a massive dungeon that is one of the most nightmarish places in the comic. In addition, he's terrified of his own death to the point where it becomes an asset to survival, because if he's come out of this shit, he really doesn't want to know why the fortune teller gave him this specific prophetic name.

*sort of”

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No propaganda was submitted for Alice.

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Propaganda: “On the one hand, these are two completely normal humans. Bertie Wooster is a feckless moron of an English aristocrat who regularly gets bullied by small children, old ladies, and dogs.

On the other hand, the other guy is Reginald Jeeves, king of competence, able to effortlessly engineer his way out of any scrape Bertie's gotten himself into.”