#dragon shrek

[chikkiarts]

They were so real for this

[yosb]

do YOU love your big strong wife??? 🫵💞🐉

[cosmicxd]

Now that Shrek 2 is trending (for some reason) I would like the share with the class that Dragon HAS an official name.

[flippythegodzilla]

Also another reason why death/puss can happen and all the doubters say no because death tried to kill puss

One again dragon and donkey a perfect example… DRAGON TRIED TO FRY DONKEY! SHE TRIED TO EAT HIM!!

DEATHPUSS CAN HAPPEN

[chriscdcase95]

So after Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, I’ve seen a few jokes about Death the Wolf being present for every Death in the Shrek franchise (Fairy Godmother’s death in Shrek 2, Harold’s or Charming’s death in Shrek The Third, etc)

Meanwhile - if we’re taking Shrek 4-D as canon - I’m  picturing Death side- eyeing Farquaad’s ghost. Especially when he declared that he will rule the Underworld. Which depending on the folklore, is more often than not the Death’s domain, be it a god of death, or an angel of death.

Bottom line, while Farquaad’s ghost was plotting to kill Fiona, Death was at the river’s edge, sharpening his sickles. And considering Farquaad was A. an arrogant prick and B. a spirit at this point ? He may have very well seen Death all the while.

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Farquaad’s Ghost: “You might as well stop struggling, Princess; soon, you and I will be together forever. With you as my spirit Queen, I will be King of the Underworld!”

Death The Wolf: (chuckles humorlessly) “Oh, you audaz hijo de puta.”

[fire-breathing-pain-in-the-neck]

This wallet on BoxLunch is killing me!! Whoever did this art needs a raise NOW!!

[bestmothertournament]

[dei-ryuu]

Color wheel challenge! Every character here is one I’ve cosplayed

[slaket-and-sprash]

Ok so something I just realized, so in PiB the last wish, a common complaint/plot hole people point out is that; why didn't puss ask Shrek, Fiona Donkey, Gingy, etc for help?

Reminder that Puss left Kitty at the alter, and he likely invited all of his friends. All of his friends watched Puss in Boots leave this woman at the alter and destroyed her last sense of trust. Also Gingy was in Death #7; so likely there's been some time since he's last talked to them.

And reminder that when Shrek/Fiona and Dragon/Donkey settled down, got married and had triplets it was the happiest part of their lives. Of course they wouldn't want to speak again to him after he left Kitty at the Altair. And remember when puss says that he rides alone and that he doesn't need friends? It's likely he lost all his friends after that. Hell death #7 could've been him baking his wedding cake.

That's the reason why he was so hesitant to become friends with perro in the first place, he was probably scared of hurting him like he did to Kitty and (indirectly) to his friends.

[mixedkid-matchup]

Updated Cartoon Bracket! Round 5

FINALS ! will be live @ Noon (12pm) EST March 25 !

Kipo (Kipo and the Age of Wonder Beasts) VS. Dragon/Donkey Babies (Shrek)

[ahmnom]

donkey and that dragon have got to be genetically similar in some type of way

[flippythegodzilla]

Okay, we've heard about puss and donkey bonding over their partner's similarities

What about death and dragon doing the same thing?

Death, Fiona and Dragon having tea time as their idiot husbands go on adventures is something I didn’t know I need but would gladly take

[chriscdcase95]

I see prompts retelling The Little Match Girl in the Shrek universe, with Death from The Last Wish taking her to Heaven.

I raise you this: Death the Wolf pulling a Discworld/Hogfather clause. 

Set the story in Far Far Away, were Death expresses annoyance at a Kingdom that apparently has multiple royals and noble; where seven out of ten times, the lowest class are mostly servants, who are still considerably privileged and secure than the rest; and yet this one poor girl is ignored.

Any other time of the year, it’s easy to overlook the truly poor and downtrodden. But on that night, in this particular case ? It probably gets under Death’s skin, especially considering that the Grim Reaper is often considered an angel.

Also take into account Death the Wolf is already an antithesis to this world’s Fairy Godmother, who appears only helped those if she could get something out of it; she wouldn’t consider the girl worth helping. 

Death, who is also a godparent in a number of stories - the most famous example, being because Death treats the rich and poor all the same - decides maybe he’ll bend the rule for tonight, and give the Match Girl a future, and have her rescued from her “written” fate.

And if you’re up for some karmic justice ? Be it “Balancing Death’s Books” or even just plain old dark comedy (this is still the Shrek universe) ? Take a page from Robot Chicken’s book.

[lackingsleep5]

Part four - But it's only Shrek characters?

Look at this sweeties together. It's probably the first ship I shipped

[happymealsworld]

Sherk Candy Caddie's Dragon's Treasure Treats From Burger King 2001