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The “end of the rainbow” line in Excelsis and the “Wizard of Oz” line in Respite, Sister Imperator and Markia Psaltarian raised two Judy Garland diva worshipping gays.
#the band ghost#ghost bc#shitghosting#they raised fucking theater kids#and now we all get to suffer through their dramatics#sometimes family is you and your terrible satanic boyfriend#his three dubiously related successors#your friend from the circus and her husband#and your two flamboyant autistic gays twin sons whom you separated at birth#because idk#one of them had bad vibes#and i think that's beautiful#Sister Imperator#Marinka Psaltarian#mr psaltarian#papa nihil#cardinal copia#papa emeritus iv#papa emeritus iii#papa emeritus ii#papa emeritus i#papa emeritus v#papa copia#papa perpetua
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Ah, yes, my favourite woman, papa emeritus V.
#Original posted Mar. 11th#peacefield music video#HAHAHA#GET TRANSGENDERED IDIOT!!!!#HIT ‘EM WITH THE LAZER!!#NO ONE IS FREE FROM THE BEAM#papa v#papa emeritus perpetua#ghost#ghost bc#shitghosting#the band ghost#ghost the band headcannons
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Ghost three degrees from Kevin Bacon.
#the band ghost#ghost bc#shitghosting#so in respite#they make a reference to the wizard of Oz#do you know what else makes references to the wizard of Oz?#Ti West’s Hit Movie Pearl#what is pearl a prequel to?#Ti West’s other hit movie X#what is X’s Sequel?#that’s right MaXXXine.#who’s in Maxine? Him.#The man. Kevin Bacon.#i’m so high#this probably makes no sense#at least to a normal human#understandable to the chronically online and mentally ill losers ONLY!!#normal people GET OUT!!!#we are playing ONE DEGREE FROM KEVIN BACON!
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He ate one of those disclosing tablets they have at the dentist
#the tablets that turn your teeth purple#the real ones know what I’m talking about#he has bad oral hygiene#don’t make fun of him#they don’t provide toothbrushes in the ministry#the band ghost#ghost bc#shitghosting#papa emeritus v#papa emeritus perpetua#papa perpetua
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Copia kills perpetua live on TV.
#real#I saw it in a dream#I’ve never lied on the internet#you can 100% trust me#/sarcasm#the band ghost#ghost bc#shitghosting#cardinal copia#papa emeritus iv#papa emeritus copia#papa emeritus v#papa emeritus perpetua
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The V in Papa V Emeritus Perpetua stands for Vagina.
#he gets so much pussy#he put it in his name#The Clergy said Papa ‘Pussy Destroyer’ Emeritus Perpertua was too long#so he settled with a simple V#my humble king#the band ghost#ghost bc#shitghosting#papa perpetua#papa emeritus v#Papa V#papa v perpetua
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Ah, yes, my favourite woman, papa emeritus V.
#papa perpetua#papa v perpetua#Papa V#the band ghost#ghost bc#shitghosting#he’s been assigned woman by Amazon music#the corporate overlords have spoken
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#Papa V Perpetua naming his tour#gay little nerd#he really is an emeritus#anyways how are we feeling ghost nation?#we feeling good?#great?#I’m so normal about the new ghoulettes and the nuns in the MV#the band ghost#ghost bc#shitghosting#nameless ghouls#papa emeritus v#papa perpetua#hope sister and Nihil retiring doesn’t mean they’re gone#I love sister too much to never see her again#need that dastardly woman so bad fr fr
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First five pages of the sister imperator comic are available to read on dark horses website as a preview and I’m kicking my feet and twirling my hair, as if I couldn’t be even more in love with this TERRIBLE woman.
#oh she’s so evil#I’m in lesbians with her#need to make out with young sister Imperator NEOOWWW!!!#the band ghost#ghost bc#shitghosting#sister imperator#young sister imperator#sister imperator comic
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How do we think Nihil reacted to watching JFK get shot live on TV? Was that his 9/11 ? Is it STILL his 9/11 all these years later? Even after real 9/11? Need to know how these Satanic popes reacted to real world tragedies because i think it’s funny.
#he probably reacted like that one oneyplays sound clip#“Lyle! Lyle! turn on the TV! They hit they Petagon! they hit the fucking Pentagon#it gets stuck in my head all the time#he screams at sister to turn on the TV#Seestor! Seestor! they shot the president! they shot the fucking president!#probably devastated about it too#the band ghost#ghost bc#shitghosting#papa nihil#sister imperator#papa 0
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In light of recent developments, I would like to admit that Mr. Ghost himself actually told me this in a dream. It’s all real, guys.
Huge win for the Lesbians! Next papa is a woman!
#I’m still lying on the internet#but we’re all seeing this right?#named after a FEMALE MARTYR??#woman behavior#lesbian behavior if I might add#huge win for us anyways#on my freak shit don’t mind me#Papa Perpetua#Papa V#shitghosting#the band ghost#ghost b.c.#Papa Emeritus
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“Secondo is the most lesbian coded papa!”
“Terzo is the most lesbian coded papa!”
“Copia is the most lesbian coded papa!”
You’re all WRONG!!
It’s Primo.
My proof?




Only a DYKE could be this weird about religion. Source? Myself, a dyke that’s weird about religion. He definitely knows too much about the Bible despite never having picked it up.
#this is definitely an argument no one is having#but this is MY padded cell and I get to scream whatever I want#hitting him with the lesbianification beam#get FUCKED idiot!!#argument can also be made for everyone’s favorite girlfailure; Papa Nihil#toxic horrible and terrible breakups are a lesbian staple#and fumbling the most beautiful women known to man#ghost bc#the band ghost#shitghosting#papa nihil#papa emeritus iii#papa emeritus iv#cardinal copia#papa emeritus ii#papa emeritus i#papa primo#cw slurs#because I used Dyke twice#just to be safe
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Huge win for the Lesbians! Next papa is a woman!
#ghost bc#the band ghost#shitghosting#I love lying on the internet#my favorite past time#I think we should lie on the internet more!!#anyways /j obv#nameless ghouls#cardinal copia#papa emeritus iv#papa nihil#papa emeritus iii#papa emeritus ii#nameless ghoulettes#papa emeritus i
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Nihil writing kiss the go goat (1960, colorized)
#actual review of Häxan on letterbox#saw it and thought of him#Nihil loves it when women pledge their loyalty to Satan via rimjob#fucking freak#need him obliterated IMMEDIATELY#ghost bc#the band ghost#shitghosting#papa nihil#papa emeritus nihil#papa 0
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Guys, don’t know if you knew this but,

I wanna make out with that evil old lady.
#while everyone else is lined up for the old men#I will be GUNNING it for Sister Imperator#I need her in ways that are concerning for my mental health#you guys don’t get it#she’s just so conniving and evil#love me a dastardly woman#like yes tell me more about how you want to bring about the fall of Christianity#would set up her medications for her while she tells me her plans to welcome to antichrist and bring about the end times#I’d take better care of her than Nihil EVER could!!#one chance Sister PLEASE#ghost bc#the band ghost#shitghosting#sister imperator
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Don’t know if this is too niche for Tumblr dot com, but.


That’s the same guy, idk what to tell you.
#me and my coworker really randomly went down a Columbo rabbit hole#and ended up watching an episode#and I realized#If Copia were a murder detective#he’d be Columbo#bumbling around LA making a pest out of himself#telling completely unrelated stories#speaks of his wife “Mrs Emeritus who we NEVER see#not even sure if she exists#but he ultimately always solves the case#and is somehow ten steps ahead#ghost bc#the band ghost#shitghosting#cardinal copia#papa emeritus iv#papa emeritus copia
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The ghoulettes are so “Lesbian Vampyres from Outer Space” coded, tbh.
#been thinking about them#they’re all lesbians#i’ve decided#th line about the gay boy vampires? that dracopia#copia and his gaggle of lesbians#he didn’t chose them#they just picked him up by the scruff of his neck#and they haven’t let him go#ghost bc#the band ghost#shitghosting#cardinal copia#nameless ghouls#papa emeritus iv#nameless ghoulettes#cumulus ghoulette#cirrus ghoulette#aroura ghoulette#mist ghoulette#sunshine ghoulette
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