#/sarcasm

[the-mang0tree]

i got desperate

[bamsara]

Still think it's funny that in 2020 the doctors went "there is something so incredibly wrong with this bitch. Don't do a trial period put them on the highest dose of Adderall legally possible" and then I died

[thediamondarcher]

oh I'm sorry this AROACE character exists and you can't ship them with any other character because they're AROACE, must be so sad for you

[sunnywalnut]

Oh no!!! An adult enjoys(checks notes) adult things!!! How EVER will we recover?

actually speaking of sex negativity it's funny coming across a call-out on an artist because they have a NSFW account completely separate from main and it was a bunch of teens I'm assuming looking to cause trouble.

it's just crazy that people can fucking attempt to ruin your life because you enjoy SEX! it's ridiculous, queer artists can't even have a sex life without some drama hungry losers starting shit.

[dino-my-knee]

the quote is, of course, about the morphine and nothing else

[sojirai]

what if instead of confessions we just said shit and posted it. like what if we all had an individual blog to voice our own opinions on or something like that. maybe a block feature if we're feeling zesty

[thegeorgiatennantblog]

David Tennant turning into a giddy thirteen year old girl when mentioning his wife's name in an award acceptance video has got to be the cutest thing that has happened all year. it's still feb tho

Bonus: Insta stories from last week

[tam-is-damned]

you might have been on this earth for _____ amount of time as a disabled person but you will never know yourself better than a middle age person trying to cure your disabilities

[the-sleepy-eel]

thank you, umbrella academy season 4 for your beautiful message of "the world is better off without queer people, neurodivergent people and poc."

heart warming. ❤️

[fishyfutaba]

can u draw mickey 17 from mickey 17 :3

^_^ here u go

[thebookofcarol]

not the platonic looks, the platonic flirty shoulder, and the mysterious platonic hand placement. season 3, the book of platonics.

[disability-can-be]

One of the coolest things about chronic fatigue syndrome is how people will just refuse to believe you about it.

[fallen-exorcist]

I am sorry, but saying that Chaggie is not gonna be endgame is just next level delusion😭

Sure lets:

Show them together in literally every merch that features them and also give them multiple pieces of merch focusing on them as a couple

Give them a reprise of a song Charlie shares with one of the most important people in her life

While we are at it, give them another duet in season two as well! (with who knows how many more to come in future seasons)

Give them arguably the biggest challenge they could have faced in their relationship and show them overcome it, only to give them an incredibly romantic love song in the next episode showing how they made up and even become stronger!

Show them fighting in harmony and synch during the final battle!

Literally have just the two of them, no one else, sing "we're gonna do this, you and me" in the finale song! (You know, the song that quite obviously foreshadows future plot points)

And then break them up! Yeah, sure, makes perfect sense🙄

[lay-z]

If you desire an instant dopamine rush, just write short smutty and extremely vulgar blurbs featuring Simon Riley (not Gaz, because despite the bitching and moaning for the lack of content about him, 94% of the fandom doesn't give a fuck about Gaz) and x Reader (preferably fem)—do not bother with longfics if you can't handle the lack of engagement.

Bonus if it features dom! and ooc!Ghost, age gap, size kink (tiny!petite!Reader), and lots of degradation.

[dogseast]

sigh.... ok guys, heres ur sth content