#/sarcasm

[artsylittlechild]

thank you 😌🙏

Hey what should I do with my life?

everything and all of it

[bamsara]

Still think it's funny that in 2020 the doctors went "there is something so incredibly wrong with this bitch. Don't do a trial period put them on the highest dose of Adderall legally possible" and then I died

[thediamondarcher]

oh I'm sorry this AROACE character exists and you can't ship them with any other character because they're AROACE, must be so sad for you

[thegeorgiatennantblog]

David Tennant turning into a giddy thirteen year old girl when mentioning his wife's name in an award acceptance video has got to be the cutest thing that has happened all year. it's still feb tho

Bonus: Insta stories from last week

[tam-is-damned]

you might have been on this earth for _____ amount of time as a disabled person but you will never know yourself better than a middle age person trying to cure your disabilities

[the-sleepy-eel]

thank you, umbrella academy season 4 for your beautiful message of "the world is better off without queer people, neurodivergent people and poc."

heart warming. ❤️

[fishyfutaba]

can u draw mickey 17 from mickey 17 :3

^_^ here u go

[thebookofcarol]

not the platonic looks, the platonic flirty shoulder, and the mysterious platonic hand placement. season 3, the book of platonics.

[disability-can-be]

One of the coolest things about chronic fatigue syndrome is how people will just refuse to believe you about it.

[dogseast]

sigh.... ok guys, heres ur sth content

[harryinramshackle]

Harry, I sense a type that you have among your romantic f/o's lmao

I don't have the finest idea of what you're talking about

They're completely different, clearly

[queeranarchism]

Everyone on this website is pretending to be passionate allies against injustice until they disagree with me on one minor and highly specific sub-issue or refuse to participate in my cancellation campaign, which shows all their other work was never genuine and they were always shallow traitors so now I have no choice but to become bitter and isolated and quote MLK about white moderates.

[archie-daycare]

Starscream being a good law abiding Christian and reading the bible

So dutiful in his biblical study!! even the worst atheist can be converted to a life free of sin by reading the word of god :]

[canid-carnival]

Getting the urge to stretch my wings out again. Great. Cool. Definitely not annoying because this flesh prison lacks wings.

[timblrdrake]

jason todd vs the urge to take me to the museum just to point at every ugly prehistoric creature and say “it’s you”