crayoneatersanonymous

[crayoneatersanonymous]

After watching K-Pop Demon Hunters I came to exactly one conclusion: Mewtwo was right.

How the hell is it that this message hits so hard coming from Pokémon of all things I don't know, but thanks to both movies for making me question my existence for a sec to see if I have a valid crash out.

I don't, but I'm gonna crash out anyways because I live to cause problems and I plan to have fun doing so. If you so much as look at me I'm doing you like I'm Prime Mike Tyson boxing Steve Urkel.

[crayoneatersanonymous]

I just had to suffer with this blursed(?) image and now you all have to as well.

Sonic in Timbs.

(Yes, this is real, and it's an actual collab between the two brands.)

Source:

[crayoneatersanonymous]

So I watched Blade's gameplay, he is unirionically inspired by Vergil from Devil May Cry. He says Bury the Light at the end of his trailer which is Vergil's combat music (when you play as him) in DMC 5 and his ult is just Judgment Cut End.

Not to mention he can apply reduced healing, so as a Magneto player I can safely say:

[crayoneatersanonymous]

I've been playing Edge of Fate, and as a Titan I have a preference for Glaives. Now that I get to use them with the new melee and stat changes in this expansion I can safely say this.

LET THE STABBENING BE UPON ALL YE WHO DOUBTED MY POINTY STICKS!

[crayoneatersanonymous]

With Blade now confirmed to be playable in Season 3.5 he'd better have a team-up with Luna Snow to give him her passive.

You know why, NetEase.

[crayoneatersanonymous]

Everybody is always bickering over who should've won a Death Battle like "My dad could beat your dad!".

Meanwhile I'm ascending to god's doorstep because the fight OST slaps that hard.

[crayoneatersanonymous]

As if I couldn't simp any harder for Storm, Marvel Tokon really showed me this design then ran me over at 60 mph for thinking otherwise.

Like bro LET ME BREATHE, PLEASE, I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH.

[crayoneatersanonymous]

Fraud gets revealed on June 8th at the PC Gaming Show.

I'm going to Ultrabust in my jorts.

[crayoneatersanonymous]

If Ultron starts serving hard I'm gonna serve myself to god's doorstep I stg.

So, Ultron am I right?

God do I love me an AI system created to save humanity only to turn evil once it gets a glimpse of the world it's supposed to protect.

Anyways, Ultron bikini skin when? 🤔

[crayoneatersanonymous]

Finishing Move has been posting previews of tracks from Doom: The Dark Ages and I gotta say that as much as I love Mick:

We're in good hands.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to continue headbanging so hard that I run the risk of a self inflicted concussion.

[crayoneatersanonymous]

I am not ready for the insanity that may lie within The Edge of Fate in Destiny 2. An entire expansion that might deal with The Nine (I still haven't mentally recovered from Dares of Eternity.)

Alsso Marathon looks cool but I'll suck hot ass at it LOL.

[crayoneatersanonymous]

So about Emma Frost in Marvel Rivals.

I have nothing more to contribute because I am reverting back to a primate. I'll catch y'all on April 11th with some bananas.

[crayoneatersanonymous]

New Mario Kart game looks goofy (in a good way), but with that wacky roster if I can't play as a Thwomp I'm boycotting.

Heaviest character in the game, let me bully everyone off the road like Moto Moto.

[crayoneatersanonymous]

I just got the gallery card from the Clone Rumble event and read through it, something surprised me.

It says AND I QUOTE "The year that's followed has been a blur. Heroes fighting heroes. Dooms fighting Dooms. Vampires. Killer Robots. It's been a wild ride.", it continues after but the main thing here is "Killer Robots."

Nothing in the game we've seen story-wise deals with killer robots, not a gallery card, not a map, NOTHING. This might be hinting that next season the villain is Ultron, on top of going to the Hellfire Gala.

(For those who don't know, the Eternal Night gallery card on Page 6 has Doom 2099 say: "Now, if you will excuse me, Doom has a gala to attend.")

The peak we might get during season 2 is going to kill me, as can be seen in this artistic representation:

[crayoneatersanonymous]

Sooooo... Focus announced Space Marine 3.

I'm not deep enough into the Warhammer 40k rabbit hole to know every little thing and every single faction. That said, I feel like SM3 might further traumatize me with whatever ungodly monstrosities 40k has that I'm unaware of and that terrifies me.

The tyranids were bad enough, am I gonna go into the first mission of the game and just see a celestial like I'm in the MCU now?

[crayoneatersanonymous]

I've been a Storm main since Rivals' closed beta, and one thing has never changed since then.

Nobody knows her primary fire pierces.

Hmm, yes, group up and cluster around each other, it's not like I'll get my ult before your strategists and then vaporize all of you completely uncontested.

[crayoneatersanonymous]

So we're going to new places in Codename: Frontiers now that the Light and Dark saga is done.

We're deadass just leaving Mercury behind after it got ripped in half by The Almighty in Red War, kidnapped by The Witness at the end of Season of Arrivals (it still hasn't reappeared afaik), AND we went to the Infinite Forest to get information... by going to Nessus. (Io is a different story)

Free my boy, he did nothing to deserve this abhorrent and cruel treatment, Imma call him a lawyer and sue John Bungie for wrongful imprisonment.