I just realised that I don't have a description on this thing. Well, now I do: Hey guys! I'm a shy fangirl who likes to read and write. I write more on my Wattpad account but I will start writing here too. Don't get too excited because I'm honestly trash but hey I try! *shrug*; I mostly write x readers, so if you want me to write something just write me a private message. !!!!NO SMUT!!!!(sorry, maybe in the future but rn I don't do that); My fandoms: Marvel; LotR & The Hobbit; Sherlock; Doctor Who (finished season 6); Harry Potter; and some more stuff I can't remember at the moment
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"missed all of your vital organs" is such a scathing injury report if that happened to me i would never let the person who maimed me live it down. you had a 1 in 7 chance and more than 50% of my body's surface area to target and you fucking blew it. cope and seethe over my unperforated heart, lungs, brain, liver, kidneys, pancreas, small intestine and large intestine you fucking idiot. you incompetent fool.
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i waited a year and it's HERE

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
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tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy
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NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭
Saddened to hear of the passing of our very own Mrs Hudson 😞 RIP Una Stubbs
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why do writers think teenagers would have sex in crisis???? WE'RE ALL OVER THINKERS WITH SEVERE ANXIETY BITCH NO ONE HAS TIME FOR FONDUE IN TENSE SITUATIONS
#books and libraries#books#book quotes#bookaddict#bookshelf#bookwarm#writing#a torch against the night#sabaa tahir#ember in the ashes#book series
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No offense but... let's get mischievous and polyamorous
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Re-blog this if:
- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
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when clarisse la rue killed the fucking drakon with no armor, no strategy, just with her spear and rage *chef's kiss*
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"u can't use 'they/them' pronouns, you're not multiple people, you're just one person!!!!"
bold of u to assume i am not a bunch of frogs tucked into a trench coat, you spindly skeleton.
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nah, same. but now i can tell them apart easily
am i the only one WHEN I FIRST GOT into black veil brides, who thought jake and jinxx looked alike? or am i just weird?
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do you ever want to cry and scream just because OH MY GODS ANDY BIERSACK HAS A FUCKING PERFECT VOICE
#andy biersack#andy black#andy sixx#black veil brides#i love them all#they're all perfect#bvb#my religion
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reblog if i can message you and awkwardly make conversation with you so we can become best friends
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I love cinematic parallels
#thor ragnorak#the grandmaster#jeff goldblum#marvel#mcu#madagascar#king julien#you can't deny it#it's true
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We all deserve Sherlock doing this on our dash.
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Don't Paic album by All Time Low music videos pretty much sum up the situation in the world right now
#atl#all time low#bands#jack barakat#alex gaskarth#zack merrick#robert rian dawson#music#lets restart 2020
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