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my most recent build, a base game second empire house in Willow Creek on a 30x20 lot. this is my first time using a mansard roof and I think i did pretty well! available in the gallery :)

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smiles that make me 💞💖💕

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draculara 💞 she’s honestly the most amazing character i’ve ever had the pleasure of watching

whats yalls ultimate fave character. like years have passed, interests have come and gone, yet theyre still here. mines ellie williams

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i hate when someone is uneducated about something and then everyone starts attacking them and calling them a bigot and a racist and terrible person like???

there’s a difference between saying something problematic and being unaware that it’s problematic versus actually being problematic

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my older sister just yelled at me

time to cry :’)

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Seriously, though, that last Owl House episode was kind of a storytelling miracle, wasn’t it? In the space of 22 minutes, we got major climaxes/turning points for the character arcs of all three protagonists, important backstory and lore revelations that also raise even more mysteries (who was that shadow person in Eda’s dream?), hints at major plots developments to come with King’s dad and Amity helping with the echo mouse, some of the darkest angst and some of the sweetest fluff this show’s had yet, the main ship freaking confirmed, none of which feels rushed or underbaked… and it’s all built around a funny Hooty filler episode.

When did this show get so fucking powerful.

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Raine Whispers deserves the world 💗

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y’all tell me why my friend just texted me “gn ily 💕💕” and i gay panicked so hard that not only did i drop my ipad trying to respond fast enough but i also forgot to say ily back. meg, if you see this, ilysm and sweet dreams

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Drarry Post War

• Harry is constantly living in fear. He hasn't found a job yet, despite the countless auror offers. He can't be in combat anymore. After the war, fighting just triggers him. Constant danger triggers him. He can't keep relying on Draco. As much as he loves him, the rent should be a mutual thing. The food should be a mutual thing. Everything should be mutual

• Draco on the other hand managed to snag a well paying wizard modeling job. It's stressful, but it's the only job that he can think of that wouldn't put him in any sort of danger

• So when Harry comes home from trying to find a job he might like, he showers and starts dinner, waiting for Draco to come home in about an hour

• When Draco walks through the door, he hugs Harry from behind, and just stays there. His eyes are closed, his breathing is calm, and he smells like whatever he's advertising next

• Harry doesn't turn or kiss him, he just says, "Good evening, Darling." And continues making dinner.

• When dinner is ready, Harry turns around and kisses Draco's forehead, and he wraps Draco's arms around his waist and they dance for a little. Not a long time, just a few minutes, before Draco decides he's hungry

• Draco and Harry sit across each other and talk. Not about their day, not about their past, but their plans. Are they going shopping this weekend? When do Pansy and Hermione want them over?

• Harry and Draco love each other. They say it in between jokes, in between debates, in between when Harry stuffs his face like a glutton. Whenever possible

• As they get ready for bed, Harry slides his hands in Draco's hair, messing it up just a little. There's no reason for it, not that Draco minds. Harry doesn't know why he does it either, but it comforts him

• Draco attaches himself to Harry while they sleep. His legs wrap around his waist and his arms are all on his torso. Harry's snores make him shuffle around, but no matter how many times he readjusts, he's always touching Harry

• When they wake up in the morning, Harry kisses Draco on the lips, humming at how soft they are. He goes in for another one just as Draco wakes up. Draco pulls Harry closer, both ignoring the morning breath

• When they eat breakfast, it's silent. Draco likes it that way. It gives him time to think. The silence comforts him and let's him just be him

• Draco and Harry need time to fully register what's been happening for the past year, but when it does, it scares them both. Old scars, physical and emotional, haunt them both for a long time

I’m two days late on purpose, I swear

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do you ever use a ship name so much that you forget the names of the characters

like the other day i was beating myself up cause i couldn’t remember if Regulus Blacks’ name was Jegulus or Regulus 😭🤚

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if you read ATYD on ao3 how are you still functioning?

asking for a friend.

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no one hmu i just finished ATYD 🤧

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When I say I ship Pansmione I don’t mean racist bully Pansy and Hermione I mean the Pansy that I created in my head that started realizing the error of her ways in like 3rd year and had a redemption arc in the fan fiction I created in my head that I’m too incompetent to write. That Pansy.

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I’ve had better days

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thrift stores need to become untrendy again. rich people should feel like they dont wanna be seen there like it used to be