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One thing I really like about RWBY as a show is that the heroes do not have a strict no kill rule. Like, obviously, they very much prefer not hurting or killing anyone at all, but if it comes to that, they do not hesitate.

-Tyrian is trying to capture Ruby and kill her uncle and her friends? The moment he gets slightly distracted, Ruby takes the chance and cuts his tail off without a second thought.

-Cinder is affected by Ruby's silver eyes in the Battle of Haven? Jaune doesn't hesitate and the moment she lets her guard down he tries to stab her in the face; had he gone for a slash instead, Cinder would be dead.

-Tock has blinded Maria and is about to kill her? There you go, Maria will decapitate her. Bye, Tock.

-Adam keeps trying to kill Blake and Yang? Oh, he gets stabbed by both of them. No more Adam.

-Ironwood tries to shoot Winter again with that weird gun even though she's a Maiden now? Winter just sends the blast back at him and leaves. Doesn't even check if he's still alive.

-Neo just pushed Yang to the void and they think she's gone? Blake WILL try to cut Neo's head off. And while they're fighting Ruby doesn't hesitate to push Neo off the bridges even if she thought that would kill her.

Which are all like, normal. Those other people are actively trying to kill them or their loved ones as well. Which is why I used to be really confused when I kept seeing some people complaining mostly about the Ruby with Tyrian and the Blake and Yang vs Adam things. Saying they are supposed to be the good guys and they should set an example to viewers instead of maiming or killing their foes.

What example do you want them to set? That letting others kill you and your loved ones is okay? Because that's what was gonna happen; Tyrian had just poisoned Qrow, actually he's lucky Ruby only went for the tail. Adam was not going to stop and he going to take Blake's sword to continue to try murdering her and Yang, who had no Auras either and were as vulnerable as he was. They either did it first or they could die, and they did. It's self-defense. Tyrian and Adam were trying to kill them and they were the ones who started the fights. You fuck around, you're gonna find out.

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oh this hit me like a truck

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You don't get it. I NEED the RWBY Halloween merch.

LOOK AT THEM. WEREWOLF RUBY. WITCH BLAKE. ZOMBIE YANG WITH THE BEACON UNIFORM. AND WEISS LOOKS SO CUTE WITH THE GHOST COSTUME I'M CRYING

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every day yang learns more about team STRQ that she wishes she didnt 

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Siblings™

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GOD THIS WAS BREATHTAKING 😭

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The way I've seen some people calling the show gross because of a joke over Weiss finding an older guy attractive. Like how is that gross, it's normal, or you're telling me you've never made a joke about finding someone older attractive. It's not like Jaune tried flirting or anything, he literally ignored her and kept going lmao. Weiss is simply just like every other 19yo on the internet simping for Pedro Pascal, give the girl a break.

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Yang, episode 1x3: I like your bow! It goes great with your... pajamas! Yang, episode 9x6: I like your... brain... it goes great with your... ears...

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Whitley ‘Only I can insult my sisters’ Schnee

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Winter: Do you ever just want to plant your hands on someone's cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and look in their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck.

Weiss: Well, that took an unexpected turn.

Whitley: So did their neck.

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Whitley: You bought a taco?

Weiss: yes, why?

Whitley: at a moment like this?

Whitley: From the truck that HIT Father?

Whitley: And you didn't get me one?!

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*rethinking entire big sister role until this point*

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A broken family

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A rb by @dappercat123 inspired this mini comic

Bonus:

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Weiss: I wonder how my siblings are doing...

Meanwhile winter and whitley in vacuo:

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The way the FNDM has been referring to the V9 location as ‘Total Drama Island’ gave me a sudden brain blast:

Total Trauma Island

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Same energy