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Erika my wife 🤞 I love her

durarara!! is an anime that really needs to take its adhd medication and yet it somehow manages to have mostly solid characters with interesting interactions and it also has erika karisawa the love of my life. she used to be a dangerous interrogator but she uses her powers to be a fucking weeb instead. she really thought two guys who want to beat each other to death should fuck sloppy style instead. absolutely iconic of her

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“I LOVE JEST-“

i love whatever genre these men are

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Me when I see my little princesses 🥰😍 (They are full grown men and most of them are mentally ill and would probably kill me if I got near. The others aren't even human 💀)

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No cause now that Stolas lost everything he might work for the IMP (maybe deal with paperwork etc) and considering we know kid Blitzø told kid Stolas that one day he (s) would be working for him (b) that happening would be CRAZY

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Chat ...

Ngl this man lowkey autistic asf

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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

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Not to be like to horny and insane on main but i wanna fuck art the clown SO BAD stop torturing your victims and start having some insane blood and knife play sex with ME!!!!

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How can I explain that I want to f*ck his ass?

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Yk what hell yeah

no lube, no protection, all night, all day from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind bloging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine ting, thirsty, thursting all day without stopping, till nothing left, satisfied, non-stop, every single sec, crawling, back hurt, cramp legs, can't walk for 5 years, don't care, still non-stop, him oiled up makes me turned on even more, screaming without s, him whimpers makes my inside giggling, in heat, everyday, till the neighbors hear us, till the neighbors can remember his name perfectly, even earthquake, thunderstorm, heavy rain, typhoon, we still keep going, broke bed, everyday buy a new bed, hole floor, gasping for air, crying, gripping his back, leave a bite marks and red marks on his neck and every spot, scratching his back, leaves a scars on his back, phenomenal, month foaming, heavenly awakening, id still bounce on it, body numbling, back worthy, hair drenced, flabbergasting, down break, whimpering our names, till the neighbors decide to move, legs spread automatically, DOWN BAD, ON MY KNEES, WOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOFWOROFKKENFOECOENFEOKFOEOFOFOOFOFOFOFOFOF,WOOOOFFFFFFFF,MEOOOWWMEEOOWWWME000WWWwWW GREERRRRR ILL TAKE IT LIKE A GOOD GIRL, GRRERGGRRGRGR ONE MORE CHANCE, BARKING SOWO00000 OOFFFF GUESS THIS IS WILD BUT I DONT GIV A SHITT (original is a twt by @/djpon3stan

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Pyramid head headcanons

Sfw + Nsfw // gender neutral

I've been wanting to do these since the SH remake, procrastinated so much I forgot 🕊️

If you know me personally you never saw this

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Sfw

- Carries you around in his left bicep like 💪 when you're tired (or always if you allow him)

- Has a still intact house far away from the chaos for you, plus food and medicine if needed

- After he's done doing whatever he did that day he will come back to the house, to you

- He probably cooks and cleans tbh

- And probably owns a cat

- A small black cat

- That he found lost one day and just kept it

- 100% Falls asleep on the sofa with the cat sleeping on his lap, like a dad

- Very careful with both the cat and you

- If you know sign language he'd gladly learn it so you could communicate (even if you speak, he doesn't, so it'd be convenient)

- And even so not very "talkative"

- I don't think I need to mention he'd be protective

- Not that kind of protective, just protective

- And worried, please don't dissapear from his sight, even if you can protect yourself, he panics

- Likes hugs, kisses and cuddles idgaf

- Initiates affective acts a lot

- Loves that you like him, full fanboyish way

- Shows you off (he's proud)

Like imagine James meeting you or passing by just to then see the fucking executioner being all affectionative with you

Nsfw

- Inexperienced. And perhaps even under the ace umbrella may I add, he has his attractions, but he also has his stuff to do so not his priority

- Having that said

-Not likely to initiate something

(but happy to indulge in it tho)

- Nor to take control

(unless if asked/demanded)

- Many pauses to check if y'all ok

- High ass fuck stamina

- h u g e

Chat gotta confess I too often think about how if James just found y'all going at it in idk let's say the hospital and he's like "oh no I gotta save that person" only to realize ts consensual af

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Lamb

lamb

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I would die for them, I'm not even being dramatic

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

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I miss them so much, that's it, I'm rewatching durarara for the th time

the look of love

the rush of blood

the "she's with me" the gallic shrug

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I kept laughing about this, so I had to make it lol

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Not gonna lie I'm a pretty big slut for pyramid head

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If I were in silent hill, I wouldn't be hiding from Pyramid Head, he'll be hiding from me. Ima chase after his ass like: