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When your partner, who literally made space, loses every last brain cell when he’s drunk
This started as a serious idea and became something dumb very quickly.
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Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.
~ Andy Dwyer (Parks & Rec)
Last Panel: Crowley, that’s a streetlight.
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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going
“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”
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#parks and rec#parks and recreation#andy dwyer#april ludgate#incorrect quotes#parks and Rec incorrect quotes#idk#shitpost#inspired by my own irl Andy#Andy x April
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Your beloved wife? God fucking damn it your memory is getting bad. THIS is why we put you in that two bed nursing home.
Reverse one bed trope
they order one bed
they get two
They break up
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WE are the true story. This happened to us.
You still have yet to pay the child support.
Reverse one bed trope
they order one bed
they get two
They break up
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The start of the YJS books will be 18yo this year. I hate it.
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When Charles first joined the gang.
Everybody just annoyed of Sean's incessant rambling about Ireland.
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