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Pairings: pre-outbreak Joel Miller x fem!reader

Word Count: 2883 (✨Including Bonus Scene✨)

Summary: You loved days like this. Days sitting on his couch in the dark living room of your neighbour’s house. Yes, that's right, you were spending your Saturday afternoons on your neighbour’s couch on a rainy day. But the term neighbour might be a little insensitive after all he was more than any other neighbour you have ever had.

Warnings: implied NSFW, cheesy cowboy books, Tommy being a little shit, eating; cookies and popcorn, mentions of shirtless Joel, swearing, FlirtyJoel™️, use of Y/N unfortunately, low-key cowboy kink, most likely writing errors leave meh alone :') (lemme know if there are any more <3)

You loved days like this. Days sitting on the couch in the dark living room of your neighbour’s house. Yes, that's right, you were spending your Saturday afternoons on your neighbour’s couch on a rainy day. But the term neighbour might be a little insensitive after all he was more than any other neighbour you have ever had.

Since you moved in next door, you and Joel have become very close and spend a lot of time together. You hate to be cliché, but you have grown especially fond of him, more than neighbours should, or even more the friends should. Yep, that's right you had a huge fat crush on the boy next door. But the boy next door wasn't actually a boy, in fact he was a man, a very single man that just so happened to be a loving father, and as you have recently found out, someone very cozy to share a blanket with.

You and Joel’s friendship was interesting to say the least. You two were flirty, very flirty, but you both knew the line and tiptoed on the edge; never dare crossing it. Being close with Joel was just easy, you knew what one another needed.

For example, crying at his front door, face smothered in his shoulder after a hard day. You knew he’d be there. No questions asked but the silence was loud enough. Comforting in a way.

He has made it very clear you were welcome over any time but Sarah on the other hand, uses a tactic you like to call broad-line trickery. You really couldn't say no to her puppy dog eyes when she begged you to stay over for movie night.

“C'mon Y/N! Dad doesn't cook the popcorn like you do!” she pleaded, knowing full well you and Joel made the popcorn the exact same way.

“Well if you insist,” you playfully rolled your eyes and making eye contact with Joel, acting as if it were a chore to be around the adorable curly hair girl and her absolute DILF of a dad.

Joel scoffed and rolled his eyes back as he chucked Sarah’s bedding on the couch that she insisted on having to make a blanket fort with.

“Only if you're Dad says it okay though.” You say again with a smile on your face. Sarah exclaimed in joy.

“Okay with it? Pft! Dad would make you move in if you'd let him” Sarah made sly eyes at Joel as his eyes widened before he threw a pillow at his daughter.

“Okay, that's enough! If you want Y/N to stay you better go get more blankets and pillow, hurry up or the pizzas gonna come and you’re not gonna get any…” Joel teased as he picked up the home phone from the coffee table. Sarah ran upstairs with loud thumps you and Joel chuckled quietly.

“Move in huh?” You battered your eyes.

“You shush girl, or no pizza for you either” he narrows his eyes at you.

So yes, you loved sitting on his couch on a cold rainy day more than anything. You two didn't even need to talk really, simply sitting on the couch with your legs laid on top of his lap as you read a book, his thumb gently rubbing your ankle where your sweatpants and socks don't exactly meet as he watches whatever is on the tv on a quiet volume.

Some would think you’re a couple, which in all honestly would make sense, but nope. Neither of you says anything for fear of ruining the comfortable abode you’ve made yourself. So, sitting here will have to do for now.

“When is Sarah gonna be back?” You asked glancing up from your cheesy cowboy novel.

“Why? My company not enough?” he pretended to be offended and you giggled and shook your head as your eyes rolled, “she’s gettin’ dropped off at Tommy’s tonight, she wanted to have a slumber party with her uncle apparently. Gon’ get him to tell her all bout’ his date on Tuesday” he deadpanned. You chuckled slightly at the thought of Tommy and Sarah having a ‘slumber party’, you can imagine it now, Sarah braiding his hair as he rants and swoons about the pretty girl he just went on a date with. “He better keep it PG, don’t want Sarah coming home tellin’ me all about how Uncle Tommy just got laid” he said, which only made you laugh louder, head thrown back against the arm rest of the couch.

“Now that would be hilarious” you said as you stood up from the couch, throwing the fluffy blanket and book onto the couch next to Joel as you walked to the kitchen.

“Yeah,” you heard him scoff from the living room as you got a bag of popcorn out of the cabinet. “For you. I’ll be the one that has to give Sarah the talk unless you wanna give it a go Darlin'” He laughed loudly at the thought.

“I’ll leave it to you, thanks” you say sheepishly as you pressed the buttons on the microwave, then grabbing a cookie from the jar above the microwave, which are surprisingly still here. Joel and Tommy love the cookies that you and Sarah make, they never usually last a week.

A few seconds past with nothing but the sound of the popcorn popping, the TV on low volume and the heavy rain hitting the windows and roof outside. It was peaceful.

“His hands were rough, just like she imagined. Real hard-working hands must be from all horse riding and heavy lifting he’s been doing she thought to herself. Those same hands now moved down her body slowly,” You heard Joel say from the living room.

‘What in the world is he on abo-’

Your book. He’s reading your book.

“What’s a pretty lady like you doing not getting touched the way she shoul-” he continued.

“JOEL NO! PUT IT DOW-” you ran into the living room diving onto the couch scrambling to get the book from his grasp. His laughter boomed loudly as he held the book out of her reach.

“Is this what you've been readin’ all this time sweetheart? Paper porn?” Joel laughs loudly as you’re still trying to reach the book, climbing all over him in the hopes of getting it back.

“Joel! give it back, it’s not what it looks like!” you said smacking his chest with a bright red face.

“Oh baby, I think it’s exactly what it looks like, see the page was even dog eared,” his laugh only getting louder as you straddle his lap, pulling at his arm that’s in the air with the book.

“No fair Joel, give it back!” you whine as he laughs slow down.

“Alright Alright girl, calm down,” his hand comes up to grab at your wrist that’s trying to get the book. You glare at him crossing your arms with your hand, that Joel was holding, out waiting the return of your precious book. “Oh, don’t look at me like that, here’s ya porn-” you jab the side of his ribs “OW! - okay okay here’s your…literature” he said finally handing the book to you as you snatch it out of his grasp, holding it tightly against you, the glare remaining.

“Cowboys really do it for you?” Joel askes curiously.

“Shut up, didn’t your Momma ever teach you not to touch what isn't yours? Or did you just not listen, hm?” You said pulling his ear gently to add emphasise to your words. Joel grabbed at your wrist again.

“Oh no Darlin, don’t worry I listen real well.” he said smirking as your face burned.

“Dick.” you scoffed, slapping his shoulder with the book before getting off of Joel, trying to ignore the fact you realised you were sitting on him a few seconds ago. Joel just laughed.

“Yeah Yeah, now would you be an angel go get the popcorn for your handsome rugged cowboy?” Joel said reaching for the TV remote nonchalantly.

“Ughh, I hate you” you whine throwing a pillow at his head as you walk back to the kitchen placing the book on the counter, away from Joel, and emptied the popcorn from the microwave into a bowl.

“Where's the book?” Joel asked as you sat back down on the couch, your legs bent with your cold feet under his thigh in hopes of some warmth, bowl of buttery popcorn in hand.

“I’m going to burn it.” You say dead serious as you tug the blanket back over you, Joel shuffling under as well, munching on handful of popcorn.

“What?!” He groaned “I was really getting into it” He continued, smirking as you glared at him again.

“I’ll buy you one for your birthday.” you say still serious as you smack his arm coming to pinch at your chin affectionately.

“Na, why would you do that when we can just read it together, huh? Go on off you go, get the book” he said throwing his arm on the backrest of the couch and shooing you away with his other hand.

Bright red covers you from you neck to the tip of your ears at the thought of reading a dirty book with Joel. With him.

“Absolutely not. There is no way in hell I’m reading that book near you ever again, let alone with you!” You said throwing a piece of popcorn at him. Joel laughs.

“Don't let me ruin it for you, I’m sure you were really into it. Up to the best part of it as well” Joel replies, chuckling as you shove your face into the pillow you grabbed from behind you, groaning loudly.

“You’re such an idiot, I’m never making cookies for you again!” you threaten as your face is still shoved in the pillow.

Joel grabbed behind you knees and pulled you closer to him, so your legs laid over his lap completely, you squealed into the pillow. He put his hands on your waist where your his hoodie had rod up and started to tickle, your head shot out from the pillow and screeched bloody murder as you tried to wiggle from his gasp.

“Don’t be so mean to your cowboy, he loves eating his girls’ cookies!” he said as he continued the assault.

“Joel stop!” you squealed again between words as he just kept pulling you closer every time you managed to crawl away. “Let me go!!” you're screams began mixing with uncontrollable laughter.

“Na-uh girly, you’re not going anywhere. I will not hesitate to lasso you up!” Joel kept the cowboy joke going because he loved the reaction it got out of you. And this, for one was definitely a reaction.

You laughed harder, the joke now becoming more funny than embarrassing. Still embarrassing of course but funny too now.

“Pl-please! I-I can’t!” you screamed as tears welled at the corner of your eyes from the laughter. Joel was laughing loudly as well, showing dimple on his right cheek that you loved so much.

His fingers finally stopped moving and your laughing slowed down, you opened your eyes to Joel’s shit eating grin pasted all over his face. He was sitting on his heels now, facing you, between your thighs as your legs were over his thighs and down by his sides. His hands on the couch, either side of your hips to hold himself up.

You’re smile hurt your cheeks and the tears from laughter rolled down the side of your face. Joel was quick to wipe them away with his thumb.

“Fine I’ll make more cookies.” you say quietly, like a whisper for only him to hear.

“Promise?” Joel whispered back as his smile went gentle.

“Promise.”

The words felt like they had more meaning than they lead on. Like it wasn’t about cookies, or cowboys. Like you were promising something more than his favourite home baked goods. And it felt okay. You didn't know what it was at the moment but whatever it was, it felt okay.

“Good.” Joel concluded. “Can’t live without em’” he said as his thumb gently touched your waist again.

“Me either” you giggled.

This definitely wasn't about cookies or cowboys.

✨Bonus scene✨

WC: 846

“Yes, the bear with the blue ribbon, I got it! Just stay in the car, won’t be long girly!” Tommy called out to the car as he walked into the kitchen from the back door.

“Hi Tommy, whacha doin?” you asked him as you stood at the stove pulling out another tray of cookies, as Joel ate the rest.

“Hiya sweets, just picking up a few things for Sarah she forgot. Apparently, she can’t live without em’ for even a day,” he said as he looked around the kitchen “where is Joel at?”

“Oh, he’s in the shower, shouldn't be too long” you said as you took the oven mites off your hands, chucking them on the bench next to the stove.

“You guys been behaving?” Tommy smirked as he wiggled his eyebrows at you. You rolled your eyes at him and ignored the blush on your cheeks.

“We always do” you smiled at him with a warning eye, that if he were to ask again you would hit him with a wooden spoon. He got the idea.

“Hey Darlin’ do you have my shir-” Joel said as walked into the kitchen as soon as he saw Tommy he huffed and leaned against the counter.

Oh, you forgot to mention, shirtless as well. Since you were indeed wearing his shirt. Why you ask? Don’t.

“What are you doing here?” Joel asked Tommy bluntly.

“Hello to you too brother,” Tommy said smiling slyly at the sight of you wearing said shirt, Joel not wearing said shirt and…wait what’s that, a book on the counter? “Just picking up some stuff for Sarah, the girl really needs a bear with a blue ribbon apparently”.

“Armchair in the Living room on the right” you said as you walked into the laundry room near the kitchen, grabbing Joel a new shirt.

“Thanks” Tommy said as he walks closer to the counter with the book. Joel is so distracted to by the cookies that just came out of the oven, attempting to make it look like he’s not drooling as he stood near the stove top with the tray on top, that he doesn’t even notice Tommy looking at the book.

“’Save a horse, Ride a cowboy’?” Tommy read the cheesy book cover out loud as he picked it up.

You rushed back into the kitchen throwing the new shirt at Joel’s face as he wiped around from the stove top to get to Tommy as well.

“NO!” You both said in unison. Somehow Joel got there first and snatched the book out of his brothers’ hands. Tommy was extremely confused, it took a bit for the book title and the reaction of you both to process, but when it did, and he knew what the book was most likely about a huge smirk smeared disgustingly over his face.

“A cowboy book?” Tommy said as Joel and your faces went red. Joel fiddling with the cover of the pages.

“It’s Joel’s!” you said quickly. Joels eyes instantly went wide as he panned his head towards you. His grip on the book tightens. Tommy looked between the both of you.

“No, it’s not! Y/N, its hers she loves cowboys!!” Joel shouted whipping his head to Tommy as if he was a kid caught stealing candy. He swung his head back over to you with eyebrows furrowed and jaw swingling open. “How DARE you.” He emphasized the word dare.

“Joel it’s okay, your allowed to like what you like. Nothing to be ashamed off.” You smirked at him as you (fake) empathetically patted his shoulder. See how he likes it.

“Okayyyy…. Well, I’ll leave you to cookie making” he pointed to you, “And I’ll leave you, dear brother, to cowboy readin’” tommy said patting the shoulder of Joel. You kept in the snort of laughter as Joel once again snapped his head to his brother, glaring firmly at the younger man. Tommy nods at the both of you and walked backwards to the Livingroom to finally get the bear Sarah wanted.

“You little shit.” Joel said looking over to your sheepish smile. His eye twitched as you shrugged your shoulder and giggled guiltily.

“What? You did say you loved the book…” you said, still smiling, as you picked up the shirt you threw at Joel in the struggle and dusted it off before handing it to him with both hands.

Joel snatched the shirt and tossed the book back onto the counter, aggressively pulled the shirt over his head.

“Tommy, did you find the bear?” Joel asked keeping his glare on you.

“Uh… Yep! found it right he-” Tommy said from the Livingroom.

“Great. Get out.” Joel said firmly. Tommy got the hint and began pacing for the backdoor again.

“No! Tommy please don’t leave, here have a cooki-”

“Bye Y/N!! Goodluck!” He said as the door closed behind him. Your eyes went back to Joel’s which had yet to stop staring. Joel waited until he hears Tommy’s truck drive away.

‘Those cookies better be the best damn things I’ve ever eaten. Or you’re screwed.”

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All My Attention

~☆ Tenya Iida- All My Attention ☆~

👓NSFW, not smut but definitely not fluff (again..) 👀

👓 WC: 765

Iida was reading a book on his bed as you sat next to him, bored out of your mind. You wanted attention and you wanted it from Tenya, your boyfriend that supposedly loves you dearly.

You moved so you laid on his lap with your arms around his waist comfortably, staring at this book that seems more important than you.

"Babe, can we do something, like together? we can go out to get ice cream or to the mall or something?" You said looking up to him.

"Darling, I need to finish 3 more chapters. It's vital to read everyday" he said pushing up his glasses not even giving you a glance. You huffed and sat back, crossing your arms.

You're glad that Iida is such a dedicated and smart guy, but he had been reading for 3 hours and you just wanted to spend time with him. Not with the ceiling of his room. You had an idea; it was a risky one. You knew Iida was concentrating so it would be a great time to get him while he lese expected it.

You stood up on your knees and moved towards your boyfriend. He continued to stare at his book, not noticing your movements. You straddled his lap and began kissing his neck with tenderness and care, trying to edge him to make a move. He froze and stared into the distance.

"Y-Y/n what do you think you're doing?!" Iida said, still confused and startled.  You made your way up to his lips and latched on gently. He kissed back, to your surprise, but you could tell he was trying to resist. "T-this is a b-bad ide-" he was interrupted by your arms wrapping around his neck, pulling him closer.

He started to kiss you more passionately, but he was internally battling himself whether he should stop this atrocious act before you both get caught or continue kissin- you interrupted his thoughts by gently pulling on his bottom lip with your teeth as you opened your eyes and stared at him through his fogged glasses.

Latching on again he held your waist, pulling you closer  and leaning into you. You guys kissed before, even making out, but it was nothing like this. It was both gentle and desperate, like if you were both starving and haven’t seen each other in years.

Suddenly his eyes darted open. What in the world was he doing?! This was NOT class president behavior! What was he thinking! He put his hands on your shoulders and pushed you back. You were now sitting on his knees. You moved off the boy's legs with a confused look on his face. Did you go too far? 

He got up from the bed and looked back and forth to his door and you, his hand on his chin like he was debating something. The red still intruding his face.

 He finally kept his eye on the door and stood up straight. You wanted your boyfriend dashed to it and locked it quickly.

Come on, he was smarter than that. He turned around and looked at you as you stood up. You didn’t know he locked it, but instead thought he was going to leave, that you went too far.

"Tenya, I'm so sorry, I should have asked first, I just wanted your attention" you sounded so bratty, and you hated it.

 He returned in front of you, staring at you intensely. You back up until the back of your leg hits his bed. He cupped your face with both hands and pulled you into him. With hunger and desperation, he kissed you in a needy way, it indeed shocked you how he was acting, with no complaints though.

You closed your eyes and returned your arms around his neck. His hands made their way down your body to your hips, pushing you further into the bed until you sat down on it, neck tilted all the way up still kissing Iida.

Without breaking the kiss, you shuffled back so your whole body was on the bed as Iida followed. His knee between your legs and his large and hardworking hands on your waist, tight.

Your hands were on his face pulling him closer before he broke the kiss. You both panted and stared at each other, red face and all. Now this was something you had never done. He took off his glasses and put them next to you on the bed. Keeping that oh so intense eye contact he (seriously, that boi buff 😭🥵💪)

"You have my attention now Sweetheart"

-Crunchie Toast 🍞

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"Catching up"

~☆ Mirio Togata- "Catching Up" ☆~

☀️Once again, mentions of sex, kinda NSFW but also kinda fluff idk man. Not 100% Smut. Time skip to Pro Hero Mirio, with his quirk 😭 POWERRRR!!!

☀️WC: 666 👀👹

“Hey my sunshine!” Mirio said as he opened the door to his apartment.

“Hey Mirio! I missed you'' you said, hugging him tightly. Togata had just come back from a hero mission, and you hadn't seen him for about a month.

“I missed you too cutie!” he said gently pinching your cheeks as you grinned. “It's been so long since I saw you, let alone since I touched you'' he giggled as you smacked the side of his arm playfully.

“So, what are we doing today, Mr Togata?” You asked him as you threw your coat on the couch as you expected you would probably be going out somewhere together.

“I was going to take you on a date, but I decided we should just stay home and have sex.” he said with an innocent smile like what he just said wasn’t the dirtiest thing ever.

“MIRIO!” you screeched embarrassed. Mirio is very deceiving. He looks like an innocent, well behaved boyfriend and Pro hero. But you knew that wasn’t entirely true.

He was very interesting you see, for example, he could look like the sweetest most adorable boyfriend hugging you and kissing you on the cheek in public, while he was saying the filthiest things in your ear with a angelic voice as if he could do no harm.

Of course, this made you red every time and he LOVED it. He lives of your red face and puffed up cheeks when trying to stop yourself from going even more... plus ultra-red. If that’s even a thing idk man. Even when he is away on missions and you guys’ call, he makes your want to throw your phone across the room…in the best way possible. Eventually causing you to miss him twice as much.

He has no shame. Which is something you kinda like about the guy. I mean there was so much deception in the world it was kinda nice to just a have genuine man to come home to at the end of the day.

“I like how you scream my name sunshine” he grinned widely, winking at you.

“h-how bout we go get some coffee, a-and cool off huh??!!” you said rushing to grab your coat and begin to walk towards the door. Mirio followed you, grabbing his coat and gently placing a hand on your waist from behind. Arching down to your ear.

"Sure sweetheart. But I’d like to warn you that I will be brainstorming my…attack strategies for when we come back in this cute little ear of yours” he said kissing the tip of it gently before giggling and opening the door handle from behind you.

You swatted his hand of the nob before he could open the front door and tuned around with an irritated, or more so flustered blush on your face. Chucking your and his coat on the couch again, before shoving his chest back with your finger so he stepped backwards as your followed him, with a slight glare. He, of Course had a huge goofy grin on his face, he loved that he got to you just a tiny bit.

“I can’t decide if I want to choke you or kiss you right now.” You said sternly pointing a finger at his face with a scowl.

“That’s a great idea sunshine!” he then lowered his voice “How about we do both?” smirking at you before grabbing you by the waist and pushing you up against him and to the wall. One (huge fucking beefy) arm above your head so he could lean down, noses cms away from touching, the other firmly but delicately on your waist, buckling you to his hips so you were right up against each other.

“we have a busy day catching up with each other, my love. Lets not waste any time now~” he said gently. Staring into your eyes the whole time.

Moral of the story, you both misses each other very much. So much you may not be able to walk for the next 3 days.

­-Crunchie Toast🍞

Mirio is underrated af 😔

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All You Had To Do Was Ask

~☆ Tsukishima Kei- All you had to do was ask ☆~

🦖 Mentions of sex, kinda NSFW but also kinda fluff. Not smut

🦖 WC:853

Tsukishima has a hard time asking for things that may make him look needy or clingy in a way. This means when he wants a hug or a kiss, or something like that, he either finds a way to not need to ask or just does it, you have learnt to not mention anything about it. Now, if he wants to be a bit more…intimate… *cough* sex *cough* he will NEVER say it straight up but hint or ‘seduce’ you (that word gives me the ick I don’t know why)

You decided to see how long it would take of you ignoring his advances until he had to ask you straight up. Hopefully today he was…in the mood.  

When you came home from work to the apartment you share with your long-term boyfriend, you were excited to see how your little prank would go. Playing with fire Y/N, playing. With. Fire

“Hey, how was work?” He asked calmly. 

“It was good, I went to the shops after, to pick up some things for dinner” You replied

“Ah I see” He stepped closer to you in the kitchen as you unpacked the bag of groceries, feeling a hand link around your waist and a face nuzzle into the side of your neck.

“I've been thinking about you all day” He mumbled into your ear with a low voice. Usually, you would be as red as Tendou’s hair, but you kept your cool.

“Ah, me too! I was in the shops, thinking whether you would like this pasta sauce or the other one” you brushed it off as you stepped away from him towards the fridge, putting away a few groceries. He didn't mention anything of it, but you could practically feel the pout on his face. 

Later

“Thank you for dinner” he said as he cleaned his dish.

“Of Course,” you said with a sweet grin. You walked towards him as he grabbed you and held you tight at the waist. Kissing your shoulder softly he talked against your skin,

“I'm glad I left room for dessert” Your ears went red, and you knew it, but you quickly got rid of the tint.

“Good, I got your favorite!” (🍰) You said skipping to the fridge again, leaving him dumbfounded.

“What…?” He stood still with his arms open. 

As you laid on his chest you thought he gave up and decided his pride was more important. That was until you felt his hand wander up your shirt. He didn't stay anything, but you could tell he thought he was finally getting somewhere. But not for long,

“Ah! Kei, your hands are cold!” you said as you say up on his lap, grabbing his hands and shoving them in his hoodie pocket before laying back down continuing watching tv.

“N-no that's not what i-” he said, getting slightly ticked off. “Never mind” he mumbled. 

You could tell he was getting impatient and started to be more upfront about his advances,

“I think you would look better without this shirt on.” he whispered in your ear from behind as he pulled gently at the hem of the mentioned shirt.

“You're right, I'll change into another shirt, Thanks Tsuki!” you placed a gentle and innocent kiss on his cheek, before hopping off the couch and skipping to the room to change the shirt giggling to yourself quietly.

“Seriously” he said frustratedly throwing his hands up as he watched you run into the room. 

This was the last time you would trial him, whether he was really too stubborn to say something, but you were sure he would break.

“I'm gonna go have a shower” you said, hopping off his lap and walking to the ensuite in the bedroom.

“Alright. I’m coming” he said casually, as he held your hand, leading him to the bedroom room.

“Okay I won't be long” you squeezed his hand gently before letting it go walking to the bathroom, closing the door behind you. You giggled to yourself quietly.

“What the fuck?!” he shouted to himself quietly. He pulled out his phone and opened calendar, “no no it would be worse if it were that week”

You came out to grab your towel when he finally spoke up.

“Y/NNnnNNnn” he unconsciously whined.

Got him

“Yes Kei?” you said, turning to him.

“Are you dumb?” he asked straight up.

“Wh-what Tsuki?” you looked at him faking being offended, saying things like that was rude and how dare he. Before he interrupted you.

“Why won’t you have sex with me?” He said looking you dead in the eye.

“Huh!?” So close come on…. He signed heavily looking around the room as an eye roll before his gaze returned to you.

“You're seriously gonna make me- You're gonna make me do this, okay” he said standing up straight rubbing the bridge of his nose. “Y/n, can we please have sex?” He said looking at you, swallowing his pride, that only he thought was necessary

“All you had to do was ask,” you smiled before hugging him. He stood there processing what you meant

“wait.... your kidding right?!”

-Crunchie Toast 🍞

imma a sucker for Tsuki 😌

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Knock Before You Enter

~☆ Katsuki Bakugo- Knock before you enter! ☆~

💥 TIMESKIP AU, Boss Bakugo x Assistant reader. YN is working for the man himself, Bakugo Katsuki, as his assistant for his hero agency and has done for a few years now. There’s one small problem.  

💥 idk if this is fluff..

💥WC: 463

"Sir i just need you to check-" You opened the door to his office only to be revealed to a very shirtless Katsuki putting on his suit shirt.

"FUC-!" he exclaimed as you slammed the door with wide eyes. You walked away back to your desk Infront of his door and sunk into your chair embarrassed as fuck. What had you done. Good going this time YN, you should get a box out ready because your ass is getting fired quicker then Deku breaks his arms.

 

As Katsuki's assistant, you work closely with the man and know that he has a short temper and very angry attitude. He was a private man and nobody, either lasted long enough to get to know him or was to scared of the guy. But it was well know that he had 2 good friends since Highschool from a different agency in the building, but even around them, he was grumpy.

You weren't particularly scared of him since you had spent a lot of time with him. Late nights in his office getting forms signed and takeaway at the desk together, much to his complaints, that 'he did not need you to buy his food'. But you could tell he appreciated it nonetheless.

You two had gotten decently close and had some sort of friendship you'd hope by now. I mean he didn't yell at you as loud as he did others. just an angry grit of his teeth. Over time your stupid. fucking. ass. gained had a HUGE immature and unprofessional crush on the Pro Hero. But what can you say, the mans really a softy.

"Y/N, my office now! please" he glared at you but calmed down after realizing there were other people around. You slowly walked to his office scared what he could say. Maybe this would be the first time in a long time he got extremally angry with you. Unlike other times with small warnings or teasing with evil yet joking smirks.

But this may have been a different story. 

"You wanted to see me Sir?" You said as you closed the door behind you and sat down slowly, your breathing increasing. 

'He looked so good when he was mad- NO WHAT AM I AM THINKING! I'M GOING TO GET MY ASS KICKED I NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN HIS BICEPS!!' 

"How dumb are you?!" he fumed.

"I'm so sorry Mr Bakugo, I really didn't mean to..." You submitted. 

"Don't call me that. Have you ever heard about knocking?!" The man continued, mumbling the first part. 

"I'm sorry Mr Bakugo, i forgot you went out for a miss-"

"Ugh, you know I don't like it when you call me that." he rolled his eyes. A sign came from the man's mouth. "I understand it was an accident..." he hesitated before taking a subtle deep breath. "Please knock next time" he pinched the ridge of his nose. "Get ou-I mean, you may leave now...thank you YN." 

"wha- uh thank you Katsuki" You nodded and walked out the door, 'The hell?! What in gods name was that. Where did the please no no sorry, manners in general come from?!' 

LATER AT LUNCH BREAK

"Dude, if you're trying to get her interested in you, it's a good idea NOT to scream at her..." Kirishima said to his colleague at the coffee machine. "Maybe. I don't know. Go easy on her..." he continued with an antagonizing grin. 

"Shut up, I did go easy on her. I even said please '' Bakugo replied leaning against the bench in the office kitchen, slightly pissed at his best friend.

"What did she do anyway?" Denki joined in, grabbing a mug and filling it with coffee. 

"She walked in on him naked~" Kirishima cooed, jabbing Bakugou with his elbow. 

"I was not naked!! It was only my shirt, I came back from a patrol and had to change!" Bakugo said defensively although he had nothing to hide.

"Right, so you WERNT doing a strip tease, Kaccha-" Denki was hit over the head with a mug.

I really like how Boss!Bakugo Turned out so expect more from that. Maybe even the origin of his first name 👀👀

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She's just like you

~☆ Nishinoya Yuu- She's just like you ☆~ 

⚡YN and Noya have a baby girl named, Aiko, meaning little love or beloved 

⚡ Fluff

⚡WC: 513

You and Noya have been married since you graduated from university, you travelled the world together and have now started a family. You too are parents to a 4-year-old girl with, as you expected, has as much attitude as her father. They are like the same people, just different heig- well not really. One minute they are best buddies. The next, one of them comes running to tell you all about what the other did. But overall, Yuu is a great father to Aiko. She Looks exactly like him, her fringe, light blonde like Noya’s (I know it's canon he dyes it but c’mon its cute) the rest of her hair being brown along with her big beautiful brown eyes. She acts like a female version of him too, always running over the place and loud…very loud.

When she was born, it was the first time, he was quiet, he looked into his baby girl's eyes and just knew he would be her best friend forever, he just knew.

“Aiko, can you please put your toys in the toy box? I just stepped on a Lego” Yuu said, grumbling the last part as you made lunch in the kitchen across the room.

“No, you do it, Yuu '' His daughter replies, calling her dad by his first name. Noya looked shocked, not hurt, not angry but shocked.

“EXUse me!!” he said as he kneeled down to her level aggressively.

She put her hands on her hips, “you do it!” she carried on.

‘Oh boy,’ you thought.

 They began bantering, Noya trying to justify not only why she should pick up her own toys but ‘that he is farrr too important for her to call him by his first name’.

She, of course, objected and produced her own points, ‘she doesn’t have to pick up her own toys because she if farrr too important and to earn the title dad, he had to do what she said’. They even argued the same.

At this point both of them sounded like toddlers, Noya was being just as petty as his daughter across from him. Hands were waving around the place and blabbed nonsense from, not just the 4-year-old but the adult as well.

“KIDS!” you shouted.

They both turned their heads, with irritation on their faces, “WHAT?!” They said in unison.    

You burster out laughing and walked over to them as Noya stood up, looking at Aiko with a heavy glare as she retaliated.

“That's enough” you swallowed your laughter as you bent down to Aiko holding her hands gently.

“Aiko please can you go pick up your toys for Mommy?” you said sternly yet sweet. She nodded and smiled before dashing off to the lounge to clean up her mess.

“HUH?!” Your husband exclaimed. “Did you hear what she said to me!? That is totally not fair!” he continued “Why'd she listen to you but not me, HER OWN FATHER!?” he cried out. You giggled and kissed his cheek,

“She's just like you” you said as you walked away.

“WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!”

Sorry for any mistakes if there are some! <3

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That's inappropriate!

~☆ Tenya Iida- That's inappropriate!?! ☆~ 👓NSFW, not smut but definitely not fluff 👀 👓 WC: 303

"sit up my love" Iida said as he walked in to his bedroom, you sitting on his bed hunched over your phone, "you don't want to hurt you back" he said, kissing your forehead with a loving smile, as he walked away.

"Can you break my back, Tenya?" You said flirty, trying to tease your boyfriend who what extremely sensitive to innuendos like that.

"Y/N THAT IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE!!" he exclaimed moving his hand in a chopping motion as he stared at you with a red face.

"Calm down Ten, people with think you're louder than me " you continued, getting up kissing his neck gently once before, wrapping your arms around him as you looked at him with an innocent smile on your face.

He stands there, you against him but he is staring past you, with his arms wide open, unable to move, nervous as a wreak.

"Oh l-lord!" he voiced again, gulping, staring at you with wide eyes, bright red.

"Jeez babe we haven't even done anything yet." You whispered in his ear, running your fingers through the hairs on the back of his head.

"Y/N!! THAT IS ENOUGH!!" He said stepping back from you slightly, before hoisting you over his shoulder and taking you to his closet, Oh but don’t worry, his closet is bigger than your room alone.

 He placed you down and closed the door behind him.

"Until you learn to behave, you must stay in there!!" He said sternly, red violently covering his face. You weren’t all that upset, you had left a bag of snacks in here from last time so you would be set for a while.

"Babe, you could have just tied me up" you spoke through the door. A few seconds of silence followed by a loud thud. 

He must have fainted.

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The things I love about you

~☆ Tsukishima Kei- The things I love about you ☆~

🦖 Fluff

🦖 WC:218

He has a note sheet in his phone and every now and then you are together or when he is thinking of you, he writes down dot points of silly or cute little things he loves that you do when he is on a date with you. (For example, 'I love how you skip when we go to get ice-cream')  

One time in a milestone (like 1 year) he finally reads them out to you 

 "I love how you look at the sky at sunset, I love how you put your hand out the windows of the car late at night and I love how you hold my hand when you sleep" 

A few years later at your wedding, he reads out things that nobody understand how much it means to you. 

"I love how you will be the person I spend the rest of my life with, I love that we are going to have a family together and I love that this is what I have always wanted"  

Let’s just say he gave you a look when he realised you invited all the volleyball guys. They teased him all night, but it didn’t bother him like it used to. For the first time, he smiled and joked along with them.  

“I love how you changed me.” 

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Distracted Baby?

~☆ Katsuki Bakugo- Distracted baby? ☆~

💥Not fluff but not NSFW

💥Rivals flirt, right?

💥WC: 410

You and Bakugo were training together, by choice may I mention. But he sure knew how to get to you. His cocky attitude, his shit eating grins and oh the insults. God the insults. He was your rival after all. But this rivalry you had, that seemed perfectly normal to both of you, was extremely unusual to others. Why you ask?

One minute you’re flirting to no end with each other, trying to get the other to blush for the pure satisfaction of getting to them, but as soon as you two begin to fight, there’s no stopping, it’s almost like you intend to kill one another. Which wouldn’t be a horrible idea at the moment.

You two are fighting in the P.E building in the middle of the day alone, as it was the weekend, trying to improve your close combat moves together.

You throw your fist at him and with a grunt, he grabs it and pushes it away, attempting to punch at your stomach, which of course you dodged. The two of you, stubborn as ever, refused to lose. The other wouldn’t let you live it down if you did.

You finally got ahead by tackling him to the ground, straddling his hips as you tried to restrain his…very large…extremely attractive arms. You lost your attention for a microsecond by mentally slapping yourself across the face.

With that he took it as an opportunity to roll you over, along with himself, grabbing your arms with pure strength he pinned them next to your head. He hovered over you, bottom half of his body flush against yours, legs on each side of your body and an arrogant smirk smeared across his face as he watched you struggle under his weight and strength. Attempting to shimmy free from his grip, you only felt it tighten as Bakugo stared at you.

His obnoxious laugh vibrates through his lower abdomen, which is, unfortunately, against yours. Causing the vibrations to shutter through you. You lose focus, suddenly becoming hyper aware of the situation you were in, the position you were in, the heat rushing up to your face and ears. The worst thing you could do right now is make eye conta- too fucking late. Your eyes widened at him as he still had that cocky grin across his face, how in the world was this not affecting him?

“Distracted, baby~?” he said looking down at your stunned face.

‘Yes. Very.’ You thought.

This is my first post, please for the life of me let me know if this made you want to kick me in the shin or give me a hug. Thx lmao

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