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Flyug is GoldHart's brother. And if this is true, then that explains a lot.

* Starts to say obvious things *

First: Because of his kinship, he was bullied at the academy, they put a trash can on his head and stuff like that.

Second: He carries a paper bag to hide the similarity in their appearance. Not only for those around you, but also for yourself. This can also explain that the part with the faces is torn off in the family photo. Flyug does not want to be related to GoldHart, but he cannot forget his parents either. But in them he sees himself and his brother, therefore, all faces have been removed from the photograph.

Third: At the end of the sixth episode, it is said that Flug was Gold's sworn enemy. But he is "former" means he was defeated by the hero, but not imprisoned. Well, this is, in principle, written on the newspaper from the beginning of the series. It crashed in Hatsville right at the BH estate. And there he got into the ministry under the pretext of compensation for damage or of his own free will is incomprehensible. By the way, he probably became an enemy of GoldHart after studying at the academy of villains.

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The villains are afraid of Mr. Black Hat. As he is not afraid of this demon devouring souls, the original evil in him there is nothing human or good, he is impenetrable darkness and a monster under the bed or behind the door.

But there is one who stands beside him.

The doctor is in a paper bag and here he is, do not underestimate. He looks frail and frail, skin and bones. He is constantly beaten and spanked. Heroes, and novice villains, believe that he is being held in slavery and forced to work from under the stick.

How naive they are. This is so, he is in slavery, everyone who signed a contract with Mr. Black Hat is his slave. But they are forced to work, no. He himself is only happy to stage monstrous experiments and incredible experiments, to create deadly weapons. And you might think that he is a mad scientist, but no. Everything was done deliberately and he also deliberately went into the service of the master. After all, only in the shadow of Black Hat he can do whatever his heart desires.

But the doctor is not devoid of positive human traits: compassion, affection, sensitivity, kindness. Even a person as brilliant as a doctor cannot do without attachments, and therefore, deliberately or not, he created 5.0.5. How could an evil genius have such a sweet and kind creature, no way. The doctor is not evil in character, he is evil in nature.

At one moment he can lisp with his huge bear or be touched by the children, and at another he can kill the parents of these children and feel nothing like killing a fly or a mosquito. And it's scary.

A wolf in sheep's clothing is the most fitting description of Dr. Fleg.

Because of this, all the villains know that it is better not to cross his path. Otherwise, you will perish behind the steel door of his laboratory and no one will remember that you existed.

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Favourite Designs: Alexander McQueen ‘Savage Beauty’ Exhibition Pt.2

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AU where Superboy becomes the S2 freshmens’ den mother

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Kofi♥️

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HELLO HI PRETTY BOY OMG I MISSED YOU-

(I’m literally PRAYING that there is no bait and switch- I can’t take it anymore after part 1)

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Kon: Hey, Rob! You wanna come and get pizza?

Tim: Oh, sure, but... Is Bart coming?

Kon: (rolling his eyes) Of course he's coming, man, I'm not trying to ambush you into a date. I got the rejection loud and clear.

Tim: (blinks) The what?

Kon: We don't have to keep talking about it, okay? We won't be alone, it's okay--

Tim: I only asked because I pranked Bart yesterday and I don't want to give him a chance for revenge just yet.

Kon: Oh. That's cool, man, I guess we'll go with Cassie--

Tim: When did I reject you???

Kon: Come on, man. I spent years flirting with you and you didn't pick up anything I put down. And now you come around with a new boyfriend? Well, then it wasn't the boy thing, you are just not into me. It's cool, we are still bros!

Tim: You were FLIRTING WITH ME?

Kon: You are a detective. You knew.

Tim: I DIDN'T THO?

Kon: Oh. (shifts his weight) Awkward.

Tim: You like me?

Kon: Dude, I would never get between you and Bernard, okay? I'm not a homebreaker.

Tim: Well, yeah, but--

Kon: We've gotten over worse than you breaking my heart, I'll get over it at some point. Just... give me some time?

Tim: I mean... I-- Sure, but--

Kon: I actually have a date tomorrow, so it isn't like I'm hanging around waiting for you. All creepy like.

Tim: A... date. With whom?

Kon: Oh, Aqualad. He's very nice, actually. And his tattoos are super-hot.

Tim:

Kon: You get it? Because I'm Superboy--

Tim: Yeah, no, he's... hot. I know that.

Kon: Yeah...

Tim: Well, have fun with Bart and Cassie.

Kon: Oh. I... Yeah, okay. See you, Rob. (flies away)

Tim: (goes to the Batcave)

Batman: Tim? It's your night off.

Tim: Can I lock myself in the supply closet and scream for a while?

Batman:

Tim: Cool (gets in the supply closet)

Batman: Wait, no. Come back here--

Tim: (screeches)

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Bernard: Timmy?

Tim: Please don't call me that.

Bernard: It's a pet name!

Tim: I'm not a toddler.

Bernard: Whatever. I was wondering... who is the guy in this picture?

Tim: (checks his phone) Oh, that's Kon. He's my best friend.

Kon: (is in the beach with Tim and Bart; he's wet and only wearing swimming trunks and his sunglasses; his muscles have muscles; his piercings are way too cool; he looks like a supermodel; he has an arm over Tim's shoulders, who is laughing and mildly flushed; no man has ever looked better than him, it's not their fault Kon is literally not of this world)

Bernard: Oh.

Tim: Yeah, he's the cousin of one of Bruce's friends, that's how we know each other. He's from Hawaii but he lives in Kansas with his grandparents right now.

Bernard: That's cool... does he have a girlfriend?

Tim: Please don't leave me for my best friend, I would never live it down.

Bernard: Haha, like I would ever be that mean.

Tim: You are mean.

Bernard: Not that mean!

Tim: (snorts)

Bernard: ... (goes into Kon's instagram to look at his pictures because he's jelly (and a bit horny))

Kon's instagram: (full of shirtless pictures; this really isn't making any favours to Bernard's self esteem)

Bernard: Woah... I didn't know you had another queer friend.

Tim: Kon isn't queer.

Kon's instagram: (picture of Kon wearing a pair of sunglasses with the bisexual flag and the caption "be a crime and do gay bitches!!!!!")

Bernard:

Tim: (is oblivious)

Bernard: Haha my bad sorry I misread something--

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Okay but consider: Kon spends so much time fixating on Bernard and 'what does he have that I don't' that one day he realizes he has speedran an enemy to unrequited love storyline and immediately starts pining twice as hard. Meanwhile Bernard has developed a massive crush on Tim's hot friend (who Tim obviously likes as well) and is figuring out how to approach Tim about adding a third to their relationship (I think this would be the funniest start to a polyam relationship ever)

NO BUT THIS IS ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING????

like first off, how could Bernard not develop a crush on Kon? He's Kon. Look at him. A man. Especially if Kon makes it a point to be Extra whenever he's around Bernard & Tim as an 'intimidation tactic' or somethn - its really an attempt to impress both of them but he's too himbo to realize that

& Imagine Kon's internal rage when he realized he caught feelings for Bernard, his supposed rival - he would get so fucking mad lmao. The internal seething. The external seething. Amazing

Personally i think Kon would get fed up and go to Tim like "sorry but i'm in love with you :/ just had to get it off my chest" and Tim has an "oh. oh" moment

unluckily Timberkon is a trio with naught a braincell between them, so obviously the conclusion they come to is Kon dates Tim, and Bernard dates Tim, and they just figure out a schedule to share him. Bc Kon is viciously shoving down his feelings for Bernard, and Bernard is convinced that Kon still hates his guts

So this goes on for like. A month until Tim can't take it anymore and literally makes a slideshow on why Kon & Bernard should date each other as well as Tim. He literally presents it to them in the same room, at the same time, like it's a business meeting. He closes it with saying that he can't date them separately. Either they all date each other or no one dates anyone at all

There's two ways I see this going. Either Bernard is like "hell yeah i can do that" and Kon is like "hhhsbfnsndj okay i'm down"

OR they're sitting there. Bernard and Kon side-eye each other. Tim is pretty sure they're gonna say no. Then at the same time Bernard and Kon tackle each other and start making out while Tim just stands there like "oh. okay. uh. is that a yes? .... can i join or -"

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I WANT BRUCE TO BE HAPPY ,IF I ASK A LOT?!

SEE YES!!

WHY ALL HIS FUCKS?!?!?! WHY MAKE A FUCKING ASS?!?!?!?!

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WHY THEY GROW SO FAST.

I THINK IT WAS ONLY YESTERDAY THE SUPERBOY WAS A LOT OF RAGE AND A TEENAGE RUN

And now he calms everyone and almost wives.

It's simple, I-I can't even put it into words.

I liked the first two episodes and I will look forward to the rest

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So you know the society of heroes is very small and everyone will someday know that Tim meets with Bernard and their reaction of almost everyone will be

-Oh you broke up with the superboy, it's a pity you really looked cute together. Good luck with your new boyfriend.

Tim is shocked, and then finds out that Conner is really in love with him, but he is silent about it because he considered him straight, and then because Tim had a boyfriend and he did not want to interfere with their relationship, just being the best friend.

And honestly I don't know what's next.

advise fanfiction with such a plot.

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ranking dc characters in order of how important it is to me that they are made canonically queer

1. kon

2. conner kent

3. kon-el

4. the first superboy

5. supermans clone

6. lex luthors son

7. jon's older brother

8. member of the core four that isn't tim, bart, or cassie

9. the guy with the leather jacket and the earing

10. the character with tactile telekinesis

11. tim's clone boy

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Damian, entering living room #7: why is father crying? and why is his phone in pieces on the floor?

Dick, body twisted like a pretzel: he got Superman on a "what superhero are you?" quiz, so he threw his phone against the wall and started sobbing

Damian: yeah makes sense

Damian: why is Todd face down on the floor then?

Dick: he got Batman

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Reasons villains don’t stick around Gotham after initially trying to expand operations:

You will be punched in the face at some point and some kid will get a gold star for it

Batman will either be the scariest thing you’ve ever seen or look at you like you disappointed your mother and every ancestor back to the Neanderthals and honestly it’s debatable which is worse

Robin will meanwhile proceed to insult every one of those ancestors in at least four languages

Red Hood will insult you using literary quotes (especially from Shakespeare) while Red Robin reminds you that Gotham villains have a high rate of PhDs

The Bats have far too many weapons on them but somehow without weapons they’re even worse

Nightwing will make puns and then take you down while you’re distracted from cringing so hard

Black Bat is possibly a cryptid and if you see her it’s too late

You will be criticized on everything from your credit score to your fighting technique to your fashion sense

Red Hood will criticize you by saying “When I was a villain…”

They don’t even just come out at night anymore

Every other villain in Gotham has some sort of gimmick and at this point there is no competing. You will either get mocked for being basic or mocked for trying too hard

Gotham citizens will take one look at you, know you’re from out of town, snort, and then walk away

The Police Commissioner will literally thank you for being one of those “nice out-of-towners” who gets caught without a whole production and honestly there is no redeeming yourself at that point

From the time you set one villainous foot in Gotham your credit score will never again go above 130

Half the potential recruits from Gotham will not go against Red Hood because he’s their boss “even if he’s on a bit of a sabbatical at the moment”

The blonde girl seems like the nicer Bat until you inevitably get punched in the face

A significant percentage of Gotham is inoculated against fear gas and has dealt with Scarecrow and Joker for so long that literally nothing you do with faze them

If you accidentally kill Joker when trying to set up your operation you actually get a medal from the city and a congratulatory bouquet of balloons from Red Hood and RIP Dylan but there’s no recovering your villain reputation after that and after getting a city block named after you by the citizens of Gotham it’s hard to be taken as a villain seriously in any other city anywhere ever again and…

Gotham will leave you so paranoid about becoming like Villain Failure Dylan™️ that your operation will suffer and your villain career will ultimately come to an inglorious end

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I can't stop thinking about hals slow downward spiral. I can't stop thinking about him leaving earth to do gl shit and thinking we'll there's other heroes on earth, no one needs green lantern at the moment. No one needs hal jordan either. Just in space gazing at the earth and all the little lights and being filled with this indescribable loneliness

So your ask made me immediately think of these panels from GL: Intergalactic Lawman

It sounds bad that Hal basically put Earth under protective custody, but he has a solid point: all the world leaders were willing to let the planet and all of its future population get killed by a planet-eating alien, just because they all got greedy and wanted to play god (the alien manipulated everyone and gave them superpowers to sweeten the deal).

True, Hal also committed a little murder -- on an alien that kidnapped kids and drained their life energy to power up an intergalactic slave trade.

But leaving all that aside, what's shown here is that Hal knows he's not the only option. He knows he's disposable, see, the Guardians are much too ready to replace him with John, Jessica and Simon. (Let's not speak about how the Guardians replace Hal, a lantern that does not obey them blindly, with the other three because the Guardians believe they will follow orders obediently.)

And with all the Earth lanterns, surely they can stand to lose just one, right?

Except for all of his shortcomings, Hal somehow always ends up being the key to solving it all. Like during his stint as god of light, he becomes so because he's the last lantern standing. And he saves the day, saves everyone and everything. That's just one example out of many.

There's a tension in Hal that comes from knowing he's being pulled along and used, while also knowing he has something unique, something that makes him so utterly needed when the time comes.

The problem is what happens in between those moments he's needed. And the problem is his self-hatred, that's so deeply rooted.

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next time we get a reboot, i want a Batman who isn’t grim, but instead...

he’s unsettling.

Batman’s whole basis is the idea of scaring criminals, right?

well, sure, outright intimidation through brute force works for that.

But the whole reason a bat was chosen is that the average person doesn’t understand how cute and cool they are, and finds them creepy and gross.

So let’s play that up. A Batman who uses his training in escape artistry, stage magic, and contortionism to move in ways people think humans shouldn’t be able to move. A Batman who reacts to things that he shouldn’t be able to (because his suit is wired with sensors and Alfred is monitoring things through hacked security feeds). A Batman who has a Slasher Smile.

Give me a Batman who, for the villains, seems like a cryptid. An urban legend on the level of creepypasta, some half-glimpsed shadow who, instead of being scary because of his muscles, is scary because holy shit what was that? What just happened? I’m outta here, man!

Give me a Batman where his battles with characters like Scarecrow and the Joker seem more like one of those crossover films where two horror movie monsters fight it out.

And then?

Give me a Robin and Batgirl who are the same way.