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reblog if you've made a good friend on tumblr.

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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my mom just turned her forgetting to ask me to do her boyfriends laundry into her getting mad at me? and she wonders why. idont sit on the main floor to socialize??

So like she spends years yelling at me that im responsible for my own laundry, then when i decide maybe today she'll be sociable and i decide to go watch a movie with my sisyers she sits down, gets mad at the movie we're watching, asks if i've done her boyfriends laundry to which i say she didnt ask, then she gets all mad "because i did ask" at which point i said, "maybe you thought you did, but you only asked if it was done" at which point this women has the AUDACITY to say "But do i even need to ask you to do the laundry when it beeps? What have you done other than sit downstairs that would stop you from doing it?" Like idk lady maybe the FUCKING 10 YEARS OF YOU YELLING AT ME THAT IM RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN FUCKING LAUNDRY

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big fan of following a few tumblr youtube channels here and seeing all the posts tbey cover show up on my dash because they saw and liked them has me feeling the same way as seeing a friend post on a social and then tell you about the thing 3 days later

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hate how i have to have the gay tag blocked because every tiem i unblock it its just a bunch of naked men like brother no im not about that

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tfw my mom doesnt let me get a water bottle or lunch for school because she needs help with something, drags it out till the exact moment im supposed to leave for the bus then when i go to throw something in my bag to eat at school she yells at me about my sweater which i literally pulled out of the wash the day before not being clean, then trys to blame it all on me

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ok but unironically tortellini is best enjoyed without cutlery

kyborg the kinda guy to eat spaghetti with his bare hands

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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HOLY MACKEREL

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thank you Canada 🇨🇦

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styracosaurus and eagle sgraffito dishes ! haven't been fired yet might update when they do if this gets any engagement

might also sell them bc broke artist things

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love this idea

man made horrors tylosaurus

Scientists said it was a tylosaurus they brought back, that thing they brought back is not tylosaurus

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HOLY SHIIIIIIIT ERIS DISCOED

I spent two hours on this please don’t flop

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hello! i am crumb cat!

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Hi, I am Ahmed from Palestine, from the northern part of Gaza City. I am 33 years old, married, and a father of two children. I live in the Jabalia refugee camp with my family, which consists of 19 members, in a four-story house.

Since the beginning of the war on Gaza on October 7th, life in northern Gaza has been extremely difficult, lacking basic necessities due to the siege imposed by the Israeli army on the northern part of the Gaza Strip. The occupation has blocked food, medicine, water, electricity, and even communication networks. Thousands of airstrikes have been carried out, and hundreds of massacres have been committed, mostly affecting innocent civilians, the majority of whom are children and women. The infrastructure, thousands of homes, and civilian facilities have been destroyed.

On May 12th, 2024, the Israeli army besieged the Jabalia camp for the second time and ordered us to evacuate, informing us that it was a military operation zone and a dangerous combat area. We were forced to leave our homes in the camp and flee under heavy bombardment and intense gunfire, navigating through the rubble and bodies lying in the streets and on the roads. We became homeless, with no food or water. During this difficult siege, I lost two of my brothers, Abdullah, 30 years old, and Atallah, 26 years old, due to random shelling and airstrikes on the camp.

Why am I collecting donations?

After more than 15 months of war, on January 19th, 2025, the ceasefire came into effect, and we returned to the camp to check on our home. However, we were shocked by the extent of the destruction and devastation in the camp. The homes had turned into piles of rubble, and we could no longer recognize the places or roads due to the scale of the damage. Our house was completely destroyed, leaving us homeless. Now, my family and I live in a small tent that is insufficient for the number of family members. It offers no privacy, no bathroom, no kitchen, and it does not protect us from the summer heat or the winter cold. We are living in an overcrowded environment with displaced people, chaos, piles of garbage, and the spread of diseases, especially among the displaced children.

This war has forced us to live in extremely harsh conditions and an environment that is unfit for human life. We continue to suffer every day from the ongoing war, repeated displacement, lack of resources and essentials, fear, pain, and oppression. Not to mention the hardship of fetching water, standing in long queues for basic needs, and struggling to find food—another challenge added to our suffering in this devastating war that is destroying people, buildings, trees, and animals. All of this has exhausted our bodies and deeply affected our mental well-being.

Therefore, I am reaching out to you through this humanitarian platform to help me support my family, rebuild our destroyed home, and contribute to providing the basic necessities of life so that I can live with my family with dignity and freedom.

• How will these donations be used?

1) An apartment will be rented to temporarily house my family until the reconstruction of the destroyed house is completed, as an alternative to a tent, at a cost of $600 per month for at least two years. (An estimated total cost of $14,000 over the two years.)

2) Purchase the basic tools and equipment necessary to furnish the rented apartment at an estimated cost of $5,000.

3) Purchase clothing and basic necessities for all family members at an estimated cost of $6,000.

4) Remove the rubble of the destroyed house and rebuild it at an estimated cost of $140,000.

5) Purchase the tools and equipment necessary to furnish all apartments in the new house at an estimated cost of $35,000.

• How does your donation and support make a difference?

Your support and donation is a noble humanitarian cause that supports and strengthens our resilience during the war. This contribution, even if it is small, will make a huge difference in my life and the life of my family.

Please help us to live in safety and peace, to start over to achieve our ambitions and dreams, and to create a safe environment for our children that will provide them with a bright future.

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🌍✨ A Voice from Gaza: Fighting for Hope ❤️‍🩹

Hi, my name is Mosab , and I’m from Gaza. Life here has been harder than I could ever imagine, but today I’m sharing my story with hope in my heart, because your kindness has already given us so much strength.

This journey hasn’t been easy. The war has taken 25 family members from us—25 beautiful souls we loved deeply. Their laughter, their presence, their love… all of it is gone, leaving behind memories that are both precious and painful. Every day, I carry the weight of their loss, but I also carry their spirit, which gives me the strength to keep going.

Our Journey So Far

When I first reached out, I couldn’t have imagined we’d make it this far. Your support has been a light in these difficult times, and we are so deeply grateful for every single contribution.

But the road ahead is still challenging. Every day, we’re reminded of how much we’ve lost and how much we still need to rebuild.

Here’s what life in Gaza looks like for my family right now:

🏠 Safety: The uncertainty of tomorrow weighs heavily on us.

😢 Loss: The absence of the 25 family members we’ve lost is a pain we carry every moment.

💔 Dreams on Hold: The future feels so far away when survival takes all our strength.

How You Can Help Us Cross the Finish Line Even the smallest act of kindness can make a difference:

$5 may seem small, but for us, it’s a little relief, a moment of comfort, and a reminder that kindness still exists. ❤️

Can’t donate? Reblog this post to help us reach someone who can. Every share matters more than you know.

✅️ Vetted by @gazavetters ( #309 ) ✅️

Why Your Support Matters Your kindness isn’t just about helping us meet our goal—it’s about reminding us that we’re not alone in this fight. It’s about hope. It’s about survival. And it’s about giving my family a chance to rebuild our lives, even in the face of unimaginable loss.

Thank you for helping us get this far. Your generosity and compassion have already brought us closer to a better tomorrow, and for that, I’m endlessly grateful.

With all my love and gratitude,

Mosab and Family ❤���

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4/4!

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Use this picrew to make yourself and your current blorbo, then tag some mutuals

I just had to do it when I realized the arrow tattoo was an option. This was as close as I could get to Tenzin’s facial hair lol

Tagging: @dont-blame-it-on-the-kids @lis-muerta @novaae @nyamadermont @orangepanic @desidarling123 @oldandirrelevant @linnorabeifong @wonderful-anarchy @yell0wsalt @atuats-sidechick

And open tag for anyone who wants to participate